Definition funny of Westford:

urban30 sq. miles of land located around 30 miles Northwest of Boston. The population numbers close to 21,000 people. The high school, Westford Academy, is too strict and divided into cliques. Mainly the preppy jocks, drama kids, goths, or genious asians/indians. Westford Academy also has possibly the bets looking girls around. There isn't much to do in Westford. Mostly, high school kids spend time at the local chili's, any number of pizza joints (Presti's, WHOP, Silver Palette are the main three), or Cumby's. Fast food restaurants also serve as a subsitute. In their free time, kids usually attend sports games, shop, or get drunk or smok tree at their friend's houses. Also, people from Westford think they're better than you. And chances are, they're right.

urbanStudent #1: "Yo, football games over let's go get trashed." Student #2: "Hold up, we gotta hit Cumby's first. I need a slush" Student #1: "Dammm those girls are fine." Student #2: "They must be from Westford? That means they're out of our league man." Student #1: "Fuck, you're right."

urbanA town in Massachusetts that people seem to dislike, where apparently only jocks and theatre geeks with girls pants roam the highschool once attended by Paul Revere's son. Aaron Stanford, who was X-Men's Pyro (theatre geek?) grew up there as well as golfer Pat Bradley (rich jock?). Everyone there is super rich (just check out all of those mansions sweeping Nabnasset). Home of MIT's Haystack Observatory and the supposed grave of some knight to beat those Pilgrim bastards to New England by a few hundred years. At least 20% of the students at Westford Academy will work at Kimball Farms icecream stand for at least one summer. They've got a surplus of granite, and the New Kids On The Block recorded "Hangin' Tough" at Mission Control Studios there. After highschool, it becomes an extremely boring town until you're 40 with a family and a crappy commute to Boston.

urbanPerson 1: There's nothing to do tonight. Person 2: What do you expect? We're in WESTFORD.

urbana town about 30 minutes northwest of boston. although some westfordians are snobs, if u've lived here long enough they let u into the club and ur pretty much set. it's not the most exciting place in the world, however it has its attractions such as kimballs and other stuff. the highschool is called westford academy, and there are the whiggers and goths who go there, but they are outnumbered by everyone else. if ur not involved at westford academy, then u r usually f*cked, so if u go there- get involved, whether it be athletics, theatre, clubs, anything really. westford academy also has a ridiculous amount of attractive girls. westford has its down-sides, but if u get involved with stuff u enjoy and choose friends who u like, ur all set.

urbandave: westford sucks. john: u suck, dipwahd.

urbanContrary to popular belief, people in Westford really aren't that bad. It's a sucky town if you can't drive, but you don't have to fall into one of a number of categories or cliques. People are pretty tolerant- not perfect, mind, but pretty tolerant. And not everyone is shallow enough to be obsessed with the so-called "hot girls" at WA. There's a good amount of sluttishness and bitchyness, but a good number of us are halfway decent, thank you. Our theatre program is KICK ASS and you'd agree if you ever saw a blackbox play, so don't diss WATA. They're cliquey, yeah, but they're damn good. Get involved and stop dissing us and you might actually think it's ok here.


Songs about Westford:

songsI Spent the Whole Day in Westford by The February from the Album The February

songsStop That Train (In the Style of Tim Westford) [Karaoke Version] by Ameritz - Karaoke from the Album Karaoke - Dance and Disco Vol. 5

songsStop That Train (Karaoke-Version) As Made Famous By: Tim Westford by Studio Group from the Album Karaoke World: Here We Go


Books about Westford:

booksCabal of The Westford Knight: Templars at the Newport Tower (Book #1 in the Templars in America Series) by David S. Brody (Jan 27, 2009)

booksThe Westford Knight and Henry Sinclair: Evidence of a 14th Century Scottish Voyage to North America by David Goudsward and Robert E. Stone (Oct 3, 2010)

booksWestford (Img) by Westford League of Women Voters, Ellen Harde and Beth Shaw (Jul 6, 1996)

booksWestford Hall by Lisa Worrall (Aug 22, 2013)

booksThe Westford Gazetteer: A History of Westford, Massachusetts in Its Place Names by Robert W. Oliphant (Dec 4, 2010)

booksAres of Westford (The Latter Annals of Lystra Book 2) by Robin Hardy (May 8, 2011)

booksLegendary Locals of Westford by Thomas G. Paquette (Dec 17, 2012)


Wiki information Westford:

City/Town/Village, Dated location, Location, Statistical region

Westford is a town in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, United States. The population was 21,951 at the 2010 census.

City/Town/Village, Statistical region, Location, Dated location

Westford is a town in Chittenden County, Vermont, United States. The population was 2,087 at the 2000 census.