Definition funny of Weeds:

urbanGod's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely.

urbanPass the blunt, dude.

urbanAn ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}. Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever. Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway. Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view. It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21. It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!) It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours. A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes. It's a step in the right direction, folks!

urban"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!" ~ Snoop Dogg

urbanthe answer to all in this horrible world of ours

urbana friend with weed is a friend indeed



Songs about Weeds:

songsWildwood Weed by Jim Stafford from the Album Jim Stafford

songsWeed Song [Explicit] by Bone Thugs n Harmony from the Album Btnhresurrection [Explicit]

songsWeed With Willie (Album Version) by Toby Keith from the Album Shock 'N Y'all

songsWeed Instead Of Roses by Ashley Monroe from the Album Like A Rose

songsThistle & Weeds by Mumford & Sons from the Album Sigh No More

songsDon't Give Me No Bammer Weed [Explicit] by RBL Posse from the Album A Lesson To Be Learned [Explicit]

songsSmoke Some Weed [Explicit] by Ice Cube from the Album Laugh Now, Cry Later [Explicit]


Books about Weeds:

booksWeeds by Edith Summers Kelley and Charlotte Margolis Goodman (Nov 1, 1996)

booksThe Weed Agency: A Comic Tale of Federal Bureaucracy Without Limits by Jim Geraghty (Jun 3, 2014)

booksWeeds of the Northeast by Richard H. Uva, Joseph C. Neal and Joseph M. DiTomaso (May 15, 1997)

booksWeeds of North America by Richard Dickinson and France Royer (Sep 8, 2014)

booksA Weed Is a Flower : The Life of George Washington Carver by Aliki (Apr 15, 1988)

booksA Weed in the Church by Scott Brown (Oct 18, 2010)

booksWeeds of the West by Larry C. Burrill, Steven A. Dewey, David W. Cudney and B. E. Nelson (Jan 1, 1996)


Movies about Weeds:

moviesVeggieTales: LarryBoy and the Rumor Weed 2012 TV-Y7 CC - Runtime: 36 mins Starring: Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki, et al. Directed by: J. Chris Wall and Jerrad Matthew

moviesAmerican Weed Season 1 [HD] 2012 TV-14 CC -

moviesMoney Vampires & Weed 2014 NR - Runtime: 34 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesWeeds Season 1 2005 TV-MA CC - Starring: Tyrone M. Mitchell, Indigo, et al. Directed by: Brian Dannelly

moviesGuns And Weed: The Road To Freedom 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins Starring: Sheriff Richard Mack, MamaLiberty, et al. Directed by: MICHAEL W. DEAN

moviesWeeds Season 8 2012 CC - Directed by: Michael Trim

moviesWeeds Season 2 2006 TV-MA CC - Starring: Hunter Parrish, Alexander Gould, et al. Directed by: Craig Zisk


Wiki information Weeds:

TV Drama, Award-Nominated Work, Award-Winning Work, Netflix Title, TV Program

Weeds is an American dark comedy-drama series created by Jenji Kohan and produced by Tilted Productions in association with Lionsgate Television. The central character is Nancy Botwin, a widowed mother of two boys who begins selling marijuana to...

Crime Fiction Film, Film, Ranked item, Netflix Title

Weeds is a 1987 American drama feature film about a prison inmate who writes a play that catches the attention of a visiting reporter. The film was directed by John D. Hancock, and stars Nick Nolte, Ernie Hudson, and Rita Taggart.