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Definition funny of Waxman:

urbanThe Waxman is an old man who lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. He leaves his house every night exactly at 11:30 pm and drives his "Gold Sh*tter" to the same junkyard every night. He is called the waxman because his face appears to be wax, even though not many people have seen his face for more than a couple seconds. People wait on his street and when he drives by them, they begin to follow him. It has been said that the waxman times the traffic lights on his route in order to lose the people following. The waxman knows when people are following him so he will periodically speed up and slow down to throw the followers off. If you pull up next to him he may look at you or even wave at you, but this is very rare. Sometimes he ignores the followers other times he pulls various tricks to freak out the followers. For example, if you are stopped at a stop light behind him he may wave at you in his rear view mirrors. Only one car full of high school boys has followed him all the way to the junkyard, and to this day do not talk about what happened there. Following the waxman can be scary, thrilling, and you gives the followers a sense of adventure!

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urbanA Waxman, or, as plural, known as "Waxwomen" is a very odd compilation of beings. To become known as a "Waxman", one would have to complete a Alabama razorback on themselves. This leaves themselves odd and messed in the head and back. After covering one's self in semenic goo, (their own semenic goo, no doubt)they have prepared themselves for the first stage of human- waxman transformation. The next step is as follows: -Revert back to a cellular stage of single cells and undue the telophase. Utilize the use of one's spindle fibers mixed with black lights and dog spit to grow self fullfillingly. Suddenly the waxman process has begun. Put the primordial piece of shit- soup in a pan, and wait about 15 years for it to grow. In the main time, you can cook a nice little paistry via Martha Stewart's books and tv shows. Once the recipe is complete, place the being next to a goat, and watch the fun begin!

urbanI was going to go to the mall, but it was too crowded, so I unleashed a Waxman to clean it out.

urbanA dumbass with absolutely no purpose in life. Likes to fuck and rape sheep and goats.

urbanGOD DAMN YOUR STUPID HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SUCH a FUCKING WAXMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

urbanA complete and total dumbass who has the IQ of a soapdish and evolved from spindal fibers.

songs

Songs about Waxman:

songsWaxman: Reminiscences From "Come Back, Little Sheba" (From Come Back, Little Sheba) by Daniel Hope from the Album Escape To Paradise - The Hollywood Album [+digital booklet]

songsBeachball (Waxman's! Mix) by Nalin from the Album Beachball

songs"Carmen" Fantasie, By Franz Waxman, Based On Themes From An Opera By Georges Bizet by Jascha Heifetz;Donald Voorhees from the Album Greatest Hits

songsWaxman: Hotel Berlin - Arr. J.Mauceri & A.Freed / Orch. L.Raab - Hotel Berlin - Café Waltzes by Hollywood Bowl Orchestra from the Album The Great Waltz

songsFranz Waxman: Carmen Fantasie (Using Themes From The Opera By Bizet) by Julie and David Coucheron from the Album Debut

songs"Carmen Fantasie", by Franz Waxman, based on themes from an opera by Georges Bizet by Jascha Heifetz;Donald Voorhees from the Album The Heifetz Collection: Korngold/Rózsa/Waxman - Volume 21

songsFranz Waxman: Theme From Peyton Place (Wonderful Season of Love) by 101 Strings Orchestra from the Album The Greatest Film Score Composers Vol. 2

books

Books about Waxman:

booksThe Waxman Murders by P. C. Doherty (Dec 7, 2010)

booksClinical Neuroanatomy, 26th Edition (Clinical Neuroanatomy (Waxman)) by Stephen Waxman (Jul 10, 2009)

booksThe Waxman Report: How Congress Really Works by Henry Waxman and Joshua Green (Jul 2, 2009)

booksHoughton Mifflin Harcourt Journeys: Common Core Trade Book Grade 2 Exploring Space Travel, Laura Hamilton Waxman... by HOUGHTON MIFFLIN HARCOURT (Dec 31, 2012)

bookse-Study Guide for Clinical Neuroanatomy, textbook by Stephen Waxman: Medicine, Internal medicine by Cram101 Textbook Reviews (Sep 13, 2012)

booksFranz Waxman's Rebecca: A Film Score Guide (Scarecrow Film Score Guides) by David Neumeyer and Nathan Platte (Dec 6, 2011)

booksHatch-Waxman Amendments: Contemporary Decisions (Intellectual Property Law Series) by LandMark Publications (May 21, 2012)

movies

Movies about Waxman:

moviesHollywood Sound - Music for the Movies / Max Steiner, Franz Waxman, David Raksin 2007 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 25 mins Directed by: Joshua Waletzky

moviesThe IG Duo performs works by Szymanowski, Brahms, Bizet-Waxman, Latsabidze 2011 NR - Runtime: 49 mins Starring: Irmina Trynkos (violin), et al. Directed by: Oscar Torres

moviesCharlie Rose - Gabrielle Hamilton / Jonathan Waxman / Ferran Adrià 2011 - Runtime: 57 mins

moviesCharlie Rose with Rahm Emanuel; Henry Waxman; Mira Nair & Jhumpa Lahiri 2007 -

moviesThe IG-Duo performs works by Szymanowski, Brahms, Bizet-Waxman, Latsabidze 2010 - Runtime: 50 mins

moviesCharlie Rose with Ron Insana; Norman Ornstein; David Sanger; Terry Moran; Sharon Waxman 2006 -

moviesPersonal Touch with Jamye Waxman -

wiki

Wiki information Waxman:

Henry Waxman
U.S. Congressperson, Person or entity appearing in film, TV Actor, Person, Politician

Henry Arnold Waxman is an American politician who has served as the U.S. Representative for California's 33rd congressional district since 1975. Waxman is a member of the Democratic Party. His district includes much of the western part of the city of...

Franz Waxman
Film score Artist, Award Nominee, Composer, Musical Artist, Deceased Person, Person, Musician, Film music contributor, Award Winner

Franz Waxman - born Franz Wachsmann - was a German-born, Jewish-American composer, known primarily for his work in the film music genre. His film scores include The Bride of Frankenstein, Rebecca, Sunset Boulevard, A Place in the Sun, Stalag 17, Rear...

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