Definition funny of Telford:

urbana town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of england. many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there is hundreds of emos around aswell outside the telford courts. a very up-coming town that is always being developed every day. if you walk through certain parts of the town like woodside, randlay, dawley, malinslee and many more and look the wron way at a bunch of chavs you are likley to get stabbed!!

urbani hate telford its like the chav capital of the world!

urbanTelford was developed in the 1970s as a 'New Town'. Keen not to repeat all the errors that made other new towns such dreary crime ridden dumps, such as Milton Keynes or Stevenage, Telford Development Corporation came up with some new and refreshing mistakes all of their own, making Telford possible the biggest planning disaster in the whole UK. In addition to being the chav capital of the UK, it has the world's largest Primark store, the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the solar system and has only about 30% of the population in employment. These are all Polish. It does have some good features. Every year without fail it wins the league table of 'The Most Godless City In The World' (True) having lowest rate of Christian Church attendance in the known universe, even beating Tehran.

urbanTelford: Chav Capital, 'Most Godless City In The World' winner 1999 to 2011, dump.

urbanA very small town. yet seems to have the highest teen pregnancy rate in the whole of Europe.

urbanMe: Ha you live in Telford! Did you know it has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe? Sarah: yeah but it's right next to Wolverhampton which is probably second. Me: so.

urbanSupossed to be a "new town" to bring in nice homes and shit but ended up being the chav capital of the UK. Home to Simthy boy and his bum buddy Elda


Songs about Telford:

songsAromatics (feat. Heather Frahn & Todd Telford) by williams brothers productions featuring Heather Frahn and Todd Telford from the Album Mizu

songsBbc Telford by My Autumn Empire from the Album The Village Compass

songsBreath of Heaven/What Can I Give (Feat. Elissa Delmatier, Wally Pilcher, Becky Bradley, Larry Telford & Rick Connell... by Charmaine Delmatier from the Album A Breath of Christmas

songsEwan Telford's Strathspey (4x32 Strathspey) by Muriel Johnstone from the Album Dancing Fingers 4 - The Blackadder Collection

songsGood Times in Telford Song by The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns from the Album English England, British Britain, Uk, Great Song!

songsLord Telford's Ghost by E. Doctor Smith from the Album E. Doctor Smith and Seth Elgart's K2

songsRug Cutting (Telford Tea Session) by Mellow & Rivera from the Album Rug Cutting


Books about Telford:

booksThe Formation of Complex Society in Southeastern Mesoamerica (Telford Press S) by William R. Fowler Jr. (Aug 6, 1991)

booksTelford Georges: A Legal Odyssey by Albert K. Fiadjoe and Gilbert Kodilinye and Joyce Cole Georges (May 19, 2008)

booksUnderstanding Indoor Air Quality (Telford Press) by Bradford O. Brooks (Dec 2, 1991)

booksThe Life of Thomas Telford; civil engineer with an introductory history of roads and travelling in Great Britain... by Samuel Smiles (Mar 30, 2011)

booksThreads of Ancestors: Telford, Ritchie, Mize by Ldeila Ritchie Miza (2012)

booksThomas Telford by L. T. C. Rolt and Sir Neil Cossons (Jun 1, 2007)

booksStandard Paper-Bag Cookery by Emma Paddock Telford by Emma Paddock Telford (Jun 18, 2013)


Movies about Telford:

moviesErik Telford Collective - Live at the Hideout 2010 - Runtime: 1 hr 26 mins Starring: Erik Telford Collective Directed by: Curtis Pollock


Wiki information Telford:

City/Town/Village, Statistical region, Namesake, Travel destination, Organization scope, Location, Dated location

Telford is a large new town in the borough of Telford and Wrekin and ceremonial county of Shropshire, England, about 13 miles east of Shrewsbury, and 30 miles west of Birmingham. With an estimated population of 170,300 in 2010 and around 155,000 in...

A.F.C. Telford United
Football team, Sports Team, Organization

A.F.C. Telford United are an English association football club based in Telford, Shropshire. In the 2014–15 season the club will participate in the Conference Premier, the fifth tier of English football, as the 2013–14 champions of the Conference...