Definition funny of Swink:

urbanWhen somone or a group of people are very tired, or when they are drunk. Some people also use the word swinko, although it means the same thing. The actual word's origins come from the Old english word ''Swink'' where it meant ''to labour'' or ''slave,'' although after centuries it as picked up the slang meaning of being tired/lazy/drunk.

urban''Ah sorry mate, can't do tonight, i'm proper swink'' ''That boy over there's acting bare swinko'' ''Ah fucking hell, them mans are swink''

urban1. Any act directed toward one's significant other that exhibits self-destructive, emotionally abusive, or inconsistent behavior. 2. To blame those closest to you for issues you create in your head. 3. Displaying extreme acts of cowardice. 4. Projecting. See also psychological projection.

urbanWhen your girlfriend moves across the country to be with you, but has to go "home" for a cardiology appointment, you have ample opportunity to "Swink" it. Also known as: ignoring her and letting her find you on several dating websites saying you're wealthy, single, and looking for a relationship. Luckily for you, she will be 1800 miles away and therefore incapable of doing anything about it. You will have zero consequences and can easily pretend she doesn't exist. Also known as: you are a spineless cheating bastard. If the description above portrays you, you must be Swinkin' it..

urbanA term used mostly online by using the ";)" keys to depict a winking face that is referring to a sexual nature commonly used in flirting which basically means (sexual wink) or "swink."

urbanGirl: Hey I need to suck on something can you help me out? Boy: Yeah I have something ;) swink Girl: ;) swink

urbanA term used to describe the act of a guy putting his thumb in his butt-hole while doing another guy in the butt.


Songs about Swink:

songsSwink by Cosmosquad from the Album Acid Test

songsSwink (Original Mix) by Montenegro from the Album Sampler 04


Books about Swink:

booksSwink's Road: A Tale of the Fabled Fades by A. L. Peevey and Sam Peevey (Jun 18, 2014)

booksMadison Avenue, Ohio, 1970-: Writing My Way Through What's an Agency Like Howard Swink Advertising Doing in Marion... by Wallace J. Gordon (Jun 2, 2010)

booksSwink #1: Nothing to Look at Except the People by Leelila Strogov (Mar 15, 2004)

booksSwink: Crooked Little Feelings (2) by Kristen Anderson, Angela Ball, Steven Barthelme, Jeff Change, etc, etc. Neil Labute (2005)

booksSwink or swim? Bond Daddy Jim Swink puts his company on the line with a crap shoot investment and rolls snake... by George Waldon (Jul 28, 2005)

booksSwink Magazine by Leelila Strogov (ed) (2004)

booksSwink Issue #2: Crooked Little Feelings (Early:2005) by Leelia (editor) Strogov (2005)


Wiki information Swink:

City/Town/Village, Location, HUD Foreclosure Area, Dated location, Statistical region, HUD County Place

Swink is a Statutory Town in Otero County, Colorado, United States. The population was 696 at the 2000 census. It was named after George W. Swink.

City/Town/Village, Location, Statistical region, Dated location

Swink is an unincorporated community in Choctaw County, Oklahoma, United States. The population was 83 at the 2000 census, at which time it was a town; the community disincorporated on December 1, 2000.