Definition funny of Stoned:

urbanA state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

urban"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

urbanThe ultimate state of mind.

urbanScooby Doo is an awesome show when you're stoned.

urbanTo be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

urbanI was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.

urbanthe greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips. all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.


Songs about Stoned:

songsAnd It Stoned Me by Van Morrison from the Album Moondance

songsGet Stoned (Remastered Album Version) by Hinder from the Album Extreme Behavior

songsStoned Soul Picnic (Remastered 2000) by The Fifth Dimension from the Album Stoned Soul Picnic

songsToo Rolling Stoned (2007 Remastered Version) by Robin Trower from the Album Bridge Of Sighs

songsStoned Soul Picnic (Digitally Remastered 1997) by The Fifth Dimension from the Album The Essential Fifth Dimension

songsI'm Gettin' Stoned by Eric Church from the Album Chief [+Digital Booklet]

songsStoned and Starving by Parquet Courts from the Album Light Up Gold


Books about Stoned:

booksStoned by Andrew Loog Oldham (2000)

booksStoned Free: How to Get High Without Drugs by Patrick Wells and Douglas Rushkoff (Jun 1995)

booksStoned : A Memoir of London in the 1960s by Andrew Loog Oldham (Jan 2001)

booksStoned: A heartfelt, sexy, little story. by Kelly Hodgeman and Anita Colombo (Feb 1, 2014)

booksGetting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu by J. Maarten Troost (Jun 13, 2006)

booksThe Official High Times Pot Smokers Handbook: Featuring 420 Things to do When You're Stoned by David Bienenstock and Editors of High Times Magazine (Aug 6, 2008)

booksStoned by Jane Quill (Aug 5, 2011)


Movies about Stoned:

moviesDigby Rumsey presents... The Stoned Collection (From around the World) 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 29 mins Directed by: Auteur Productions

moviesNational Lampoon's Stoned Age Unrated Edition 2009 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins Starring: Adam Rifkin, Ali Larter, et al. Directed by: Adam Rifkin

moviesThe Stoned Age 2009 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins Starring: Michael Kopelow, Bradford Tatum, et al. Directed by: James Melkonian

moviesStoned Bros. [HD] 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins Starring: Luke Carroll, Leon Burchill, et al. Directed by: Richard Frankland

moviesNational Lampoon's Stoned Age 2009 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Adam Rifkin, Ali Larter, et al. Directed by: Adam Rifkin

moviesStoned 2008 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 43 mins Directed by: Stephen Woolley

moviesEntourage: Season 4 2007 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: Adrian Grenier and Jeremy Piven


Wiki information Stoned:

Drama Film, Netflix Title, Film

Stoned, also known as The Wild and Wycked World of Brian Jones in the UK, is a 2005 film about Brian Jones, one of the founding members of The Rolling Stones. The film is a cinematic work of historical fiction, taking as its premise the idea that...

Software, Event

Stoned is the name of a boot sector computer virus created in 1987. Notable for being an early boot sector virus, it was thought to have been written by a university student in Wellington, New Zealand - and by 1989 it had spread widely in New Zealand...