Definition funny of Stapler:

urbanShort range wepon usually found in offices

urbanhe attack me with the stapler

urbanFrom the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it. Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise

urban"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.

urbanA tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

urbanEarlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.

urbanCode word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.


Songs about Stapler:

songsWhere Have All the Staplers Gone? by VeggieTales from the Album 150 All-Time Favorite Songs!

songsWhere Have All The Staplers Gone? by VeggieTales from the Album 25 Favorite Silly Songs!

songsMy Stapler [Explicit] by E-40 from the Album History: Function & Mob Music (Deluxe Version) [Explicit]

songsMy Stapler [Explicit] by E-40 from the Album History: Mob Music [Explicit]

songsWhere Have All the Staplers Gone? by VeggieTales from the Album And Now It's Time for Silly Songs with Larry

songsOffice - Stapler Sound Effect by Hollywood Sound Effects from the Album Hollywood Sound Effects - Volume 4

songsAre You Gonna Eat That Stapler by Evelyn Close from the Album Suburban Movement III - Heavy Is as Heavy Does [Explicit]


Books about Stapler:

booksThe Stickwick Staplers by Bernie Douglas (Jul 24, 2011)

booksHow to Become a Siding Stapler by Sam Enrico (Aug 17, 2014)

booksHow to Start a Power-driven Staplers Business (Beginners Guide) by Sam Enrico (Sep 16, 2014)

booksStapler Farm Cookbook: The Collection of Recipes from Stapler Farm by Margaret Henderson (Mar 12, 2012)

booksStapler: Webster's Timeline History, 1590 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Mar 24, 2010)

booksThe Stapler Caper by Cindy Ray - Creator, N/A and Bill Young (Aug 4, 2008)

booksStapler by Christian Borzym, Bernd Huppertz, Andreas Bauer Adolf Rebler (Dec 1, 2010)


Wiki information Stapler:

Product category, Ranked item, Invention

A stapler is a mechanical device that joins sheets of paper or similar material by driving a thin metal staple through the sheets and folding the ends. Staplers are widely used in government, business, offices, homes and schools. The word "stapler"...

Saddle stitch stapler

Saddle stitch staplers or simply saddle staplers are bookbinding tools designed to insert staples into the spine of folded printed matter such as booklets, catalogues, brochures, and manuals. They are distinguished by their unusual length and by the...