Definition funny of Smetana:

urbanA smetana is characterized by a perpetual five o'clock shadow and possession of a virtual sniper rifle. Someone who spends every waking hour practicing the use of a sniper rifle in Halo 2, is said to be a smetana. A smetana's self esteem is based on his Halo 2 performance on any given day. When winning, a smetana is known to make obscure Grandma's Boy quotes. However, when a smetana loses he will stay hidden in his ill lit cave and brag about his hit percentage as if it compensates for the lack of a victory. When at a party, smetanas usually can be seen doing the brune, or creeping on freshmen girls.

urbanUnless they invent a water resistant xbox, I don't think that Smetana will ever shower.

urbanto repeat a story/tale to the same audience; to tell a story over and over again whilst still expecting audience appreciation. It is often a symptom of shit chat.

urbanJack the other day did a smetana and it wasn't even a good story in the first place.


urbanlook at that smetana in the sky


Songs about Smetana:

songsSmetana: The Moldau (From Má Vlast) by Herbert von Karajan from the Album Dvorák: Symphony No.9 "From the New World" / Smetana: The Moldau

songsSmetana: Má Vlast (My Country) - 2. Vltava (The Moldau) by Berliner Philharmoniker from the Album Smetana: The Moldau; Vysehrad / Liszt: Les Préludes; Mazeppa; Hungarian Rhapsody No.4

songsSmetana: The Bartered Bride - Overture by Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra from the Album Antal Dorati conducts

songsSmetana: The Bartered Bride / Act 1 - Polka by Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra from the Album Antal Dorati conducts

songsSmetana: The Bartered Bride / Act 2 - Furiant by Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra from the Album Antal Dorati conducts

songsSmetana: The Bartered Bride / Act 3 - Dance of the Comedians by Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra from the Album Antal Dorati conducts

songsSmetana: The Kiss (Hubicka) - Opera in 2 Acts - Overture by The Cleveland Orchestra from the Album Music of Bedrich Smetana


Books about Smetana:

booksSmetana Bed?ich Aus Der Heimat (From My Homeland). For Violin and Piano. URTEXT.by G. Henle Verlag

booksSmetana by Brian Large (Oct 22, 1970)

booksSmetana: Rondo (Piano Ensemble: 2 Pianos, 8 Hands) by Bedrich Smetana and Kurt Herrmann (2010)

booksSmetana, Bed?ich - Quartet No 1 in e minor From My Life Published by International Music Company

booksSmetana, Bedrich - Piano Trio in g minor, Op. 15 Violin, Cello, and Piano - Published International

booksSmetana - mit kompletten Notenbuch Oper Die verkaufte Braut: Smetana - mit kompletten Notenbuch Oper Die verkaufte... by Dr.D. Selzer-McKenzie (Mar 24, 2014)

booksMusic and Medicine: Chopin, Smetana, Tchaikovsky, Mahler : Notes on Their Lives, Works, and Medical Histories by Anton Neumayr (Jan 1997)


Movies about Smetana:

moviesSmetana: The Bartered Bride 2007 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 35 mins Starring: Lucia Popp, Siegfried Jerusalem, et al. Directed by: Adam Fischer and Otto Schenk

moviesSmetana - The Bartered Bride 2006 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 18 mins Starring: Gabriela Benackova, Peter Dvorsky, et al.

moviesFerenc Fricsay In Rehearsal: Stuttgart 1960: The Moldau - Smetana 2011 NR - Runtime: 54 mins Starring: Bedrich Smetana Directed by: Ferenc Fricsay

moviesSmetana: My Fatherland 1984 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 22 mins Starring: Smetana, et al.

moviesBedrich Smetana:String Quartet 1 & 2 2003 NR -

moviesSmetana, Má vlast - styriarte: DVD and companion book, Nikolaus Harnoncourt 2011 - Runtime: 2 hrs 41 mins Starring: Nikolaus Harnoncourt, et al.

moviesMozart, Smetana, Dvorak & Janacek - Music Series. 1990 NR - Starring: Czech Philharmonic Directed by: Vaclav Neuman


Wiki information Smetana:

Bedřich Smetana
Composer, Broadcast Artist, Deceased Person, Author, Musician, Musical Artist, Person, Film music contributor

Bedřich Smetana was a Czech composer who pioneered the development of a musical style which became closely identified with his country's aspirations to independent statehood. He is thus widely regarded in his homeland as the father of Czech music....


Smetana is one of the names for a range of sour creams from Central and Eastern Europe. It is a dairy product produced by souring heavy cream. It is similar to crème fraîche, but nowadays mainly sold with 10% to 30% milkfat content depending on the...