Definition funny of Schlank:

urbanTo spank someone with your schlong.

urbanI gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes. You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

urbanTo slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.

urbanThis better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked. When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death. I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.

urbanThis word was pioneered by the infamous Brisbane suburban renegade "Hippy". This wretched vagrant and his frankly criminal exploits all over the suburbs these past few years has seen the slow spread of the term in the nomenclature of Brisbane's youth. What exactly the term means remains unclear, and in fact, its very likely it means absolutely nothing at all. The conclusion here is that the word was most likely coined by Hippy while he was Chewbaccin' (completely fucked, only able to mutter and grunt incoherent and vaguely Wookie-ish sounds). It seems he fluked the word 'schlank', and upon someone else having to recount the previous night's events, he decided he enjoyed the word and began using it to randomly replace other words in sentences. Its most recognized form is an adverb in sentences organizing or describing being fucked up.

urban"Oi what up mad dog you wanna get on the schlank tonight or wat?" "Those pills any good cunt?" ... diapilated eyes, idiot grin "Fuck yeah bro I'm schlanked" While cruising down the Valley on the back of a street sweeping machine after getting kicked out of the Mustang: "HAHAHA SCHLANKITY SCHLANK!"

urbanTo have someone turn something you say into a story about how great they are.


Songs about Schlank:

songsSchwarz Macht Schlank by All The Ashes from the Album 10 Jahre All The Ashes

songsDenken Sie Sich Selbst Schlank by Binaurale Beats Unterbewusste Hirnfrequenz Systeme from the Album Denken Sie Sich Selbst Schlank

songsDenken Sie Sich Selbst Schlank (Deutschsprachige Version) by Binaural Beat Brainwave Subliminal Systems from the Album Denken Sie Sich Selbst Schlank (Deutschsprachige Version)

songsDu Schlank Und Rein Wie Eine Flam by Sagittarius from the Album The Kingdom Come

songsDue Schlank Und Rein Wie Eine Flamme by Sven Görtz from the Album Die Schönsten Liebesgedichte Aller Zeiten

songsGanz einfach schlank by Patric Heizmann from the Album Ich bin dann mal schlank

songsIch bin schlank! by Rolf Simons from the Album Ganz von vorn


Books about Schlank:

booksSchlank in 72 Stunden: Wie Sie schnell abnehmen und gleichzeitig reich und berühmt werden. (German Edition) by Joanna D. Diamond (Oct 15, 2014)

booksDie Aztekendiät: Gesund und schlank mit Chia - Der New York Times Bestseller - (German Edition) by Bob Arnot and Stefanie Hutter (Oct 20, 2014)

booksGewicht verlieren für Anfänger: Wie Sie mit 25 effektiven Ideen Ihren Stoffwechsel ankurbeln, Fett verbrennen... by Abnehmen Autor (Oct 18, 2014)

booksIch bin dann mal schlank - Die Erfolgs-Methode (German Edition) by Patric Heizmann (May 9, 2011)

booksSchlank im Kleiderschrank: Die Dinge-Diät für Ihre Klamotten (German Edition) by Inge Dinge and Markus Stolpmann (Sep 3, 2014)

booksSchlank in 11 Tagen (German Edition) by Sofie Meys (May 2, 2014)

booksBewusste Ernährung - Erfolg kann man essen!: Schlank im Schlaf durch bewusste Ernährung; benutze den Code und... by Aline Kröger (Oct 17, 2014)


Movies about Schlank:

moviesSchlank & Fit mit Pilates -

moviesSchlank & Fit in 5 Tagen -

moviesCore Fusion-Schlank & Getont -

moviesGaiam-Schlank mit Pilates -

moviesSchlank & Schön Durch Fitness 2 -

moviesSchlank & Schön Durch Fitness 1 -

moviesSchlank & Fit - Die Kurzprogramme 2008 - Runtime: 2 hrs 44 mins Starring: Monika Mildenberger-Schneider


Wiki information Schlank:

Schwarz Macht Schlank
Musical Recording, Canonical Version

Schwarz Macht Schlank
EP, Musical Album


Facebook pages same name Schlank:

Die Schlankmacherin - Coach Unbeschwert fit & schlank - Coach Fit&Schlank Studio - Coach Popp Dich schlank - Author Popp dich Schlank - Athlete Josephine Schlanke - Athlete Fit und Schlank in den Tag - Athlete Schlankardt - Politician