Definition funny of Scalper:

urbanSomeone who purchases large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

urbanSeedy looking guys outside stadiums avoiding police and trying to sell tickets to baseball/football games which are about to start.

urbanIn complete neutral, unbiased definition: A person who gains income and profit from buying tickets/admissions to popular events (e.g sports games, music concerts), and sells them again to the public at higher prices than they bought them. In my defintion, and in the defintion of anyone who has ever had their potential ticket taken by a scalper, or has been forced to buy from a scalper: The absolute scum of the earth, worse than neo-nazis, telemarketers, and rapists combined. They lack the decency, intelligence and integrity to make an honest living, so they prey upon and exploit other peoples' love of music, sport and general interests. Make sure you get your tickets before these cocksuckers do, and no matter how much it pains you to miss an event, NEVER buy from them - it is the only way to get rid of them - event organisers try to place measures to get rid of them, but they do very little. If nobody buys from a scalper, they make huge losses buying expensive tickets nobody used, and will be discouraged from doing it again. If you buy from a scalper, you're only supporting them and making the problem worse. Better yet, if you see one at a game/show/etc, punch them, spit on them, assault them, but watch out, ticket scalping organisations employ massive 300lb sellers for a reason.

urban1. Goddammit, I just wanted to have a great time at the music festival/sports game, but some fuckwit has tried to exploit this and sell me a scalped ticket. Fuck that 2. If nobody buys from scalpers, they will make huge losses, and be forced to go back to their original occupations as glory hole employees

urbanAnother word for recruiter; a form of subhuman primate who either stays unevolved and works for himself trying to find positions for companies too cheap to find their own employees, or becomes a bit more humanoid and goes to work for a corporation big enough to find their own employees. The most prominent characteristic of recruiters is their lack of truthfulness (how can you tell when a recruiter is lying; whenever the lips move).

urbanMost Scalpers are worthless.

urban(noun) (pronounced scale- PUR) (verb: to scalp) 1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket. 2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket. *When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable. **Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.


Songs about Scalper:

songsBallad of The Bund Scalper (Original Mix) by Sadahnmo from the Album The Numbers Will Talk

songsMy Scalper Valentine by The Wild Eyes from the Album Our Love Has a Special Violence [Explicit]

songsScalper by Empire State Human from the Album Music for Humans

songsScalper by UR from the Album The Scalper

songsScalper (Original Mix) by Dimor from the Album Scalper

songsScalper Jack by Said the Ripper from the Album Shadow Alley


Books about Scalper:

booksScalpers by Ralph Cotton (Apr 7, 2015)

booksScalper: Inside the World of a Professional Ticket Broker (Kindle Single) by Clancy Martin and Hank Chilton (Mar 9, 2011)

booksTexas: The Border Rifles, The Freebooters & The White Scalper: Pearl Necklace Books Western Classics by Gustave Aimard and Sir Frederic Charles Lascelles Wraxall (Apr 16, 2014)

booksScalper by Todd Dull (Jun 15, 2009)

booksScalper's Trail by Will C. Knott and Read by Maynard Villers (Apr 25, 2013)

booksScalpers (Dean Grant, Chicago ME Series Book 2) by Robert W. Walker (Apr 18, 2010)

booksThe White Scalper A Story of the Texan War by Gustave Aimard (Dec 18, 2012)


Movies about Scalper:

moviesScalpers 2000 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Starring: Steve Braun, Seun Olagunju, et al. Directed by: Adam Rodin

moviesSCALPERS 2008 - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins

moviesScalpers 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Directed by: Vanguard


Wiki information Scalper:

Singer, Musical Artist, Person

Scalper, is a London-bred rapper, producer and songwriter of Pakistani descent, who is now based in Auckland, New Zealand.

Musical Recording, Canonical Version