Definition funny of Provenzano:

urbanDave Provenzano. A greasy pseudo-gino living in a pimp-fantasy land with a stench similar to that of a wet dog. He is either an idiot, or his motor functions were impaired by a blow to the head, because he can't seem to stop dancing when techno music starts playing. He also has trouble keeping his shirt, and sometimes his pants, on. Especially when girls are around. Constantly refers to people as "Bros" or "Broman". Cries when he is drunk. Has a chicken wing fetish.

urbanRyan - "Put your damn shirt on, and stop getting wing sauce all over yourself." Dave (starts dancing and clapping while eating a chicken wing) - "I'm a pimp bros"

urbanA total scumbag and pathological liar who hides the fact that hes currently living with his girlfriend so that he can date other women at the same time. A provenzano has been cohabitating with his girlfriend the entire duration of your relationship, much to your surprise and chagrin. Warning Signs that your man is a philandering piece of shit Provenzano include your two timing boyfriend taking you out to his lake house (that is hours away from civilization) for weekends together (instead of spending time with you at his house or apartment), him making shady secret phone calls late at night or early in the morning, him constantly on edge and gaurding his cell phone from view, and him being tagged by hideous women in ridiculous pictures on Facebook, for all to see. He promptly untags himself from these embarissing pictures a day or so later. Said man is an asshole a liar, and a rat bastard.

urbanI just found out that this guy im dating has a girlfriend, and they live together! I've been provenzano'd! If that rat bastard provenzano were half as good an actor on tv as he is with the women he's two-timing then maybe he wouldn't have gotten booted off a reality show after 1 measly season. I called my boyfriends cell today, and his 'girlfriend' picked up. They live in Harlem together. That scumbag totally provenzano'd me! He's had a live in girlfriend this entire time we've been dating. I can't believe he's such a douchebag Provenzano. She is devastated. Turns out her mans been provenzanoing her behind her back this entire time.


Songs about Provenzano:

songsBack & Forth (Promiseland & Provenzano Vocal Remix) by Fedde Le Grand from the Album The Jersey Shore

songsBack & Forth (Promise Land & Provenzano Vocal Remix) by Fedde Le Grand from the Album Back & Forth (Remixes)

songsBreakin' the Heart (Provenzano Remix) by Andrea Masullo from the Album Breakin' the Heart

songsBringing Me Down (feat. Pryce Oliver) [Provenzano Rework] by Andrea Masullo from the Album Bringing Me Down (feat. Pryce Oliver)

songsBroken (Nico Provenzano Edit) by City Angels Feat. Michelle Luttenberger from the Album Broken

songsBroken (Nico Provenzano Xtendet) by City Angels Feat. Michelle Luttenberger from the Album Broken

songsCattivik (Provenzano & Mastro J Edit) by Rainbowlead from the Album DJ Set Special Session, Vol. 19 (12 Original Extended Club Traxx Unmixed)


Books about Provenzano:

booksCountdown to the Principalship: How Successful Principals Begin Their School Year by Bellamy, Tom, Provenzano,... (0001)

booksProvenzano: Webster's Timeline History, 1729 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Aug 18, 2010)

booksChi sta ammazzando Provenzano? (Adagio) (Italian Edition) by Benny Calasanzio Borsellino (Jul 2, 2013)

booksVoi non sapete. Gli amici, i nemici, la mafia, il mondo nei pizzini di Bernardo Provenzano by Andrea Camilleri (Jan 1, 2011)

booksBoss of Bosses: How Bernado Provenzano Saved the Mafia by Clare Longrigg (Apr 3, 2008)

booksProvenzano v. U S U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings by HENRY G SINGER, ARCHIBALD COX and Additional Contributors (Oct 29, 2011)

booksProvenzano (Anthony) v. U.S. U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings by JOSEPH F WALSH and THURGOOD MARSHALL (Oct 29, 2011)


Movies about Provenzano:

moviesProvenzano: Checkmate DVD NR - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins


Wiki information Provenzano:

Bernardo Provenzano
Man, Person

Bernardo Provenzano is a member of the Sicilian Mafia and is suspected of having been the head of the Corleonesi, a Mafia faction that originated in the town of Corleone, and de facto capo di tutti capi of the entire Sicilian Mafia until his arrest...

Provenzano DJ
Musical Artist, Person


Facebook pages same name Provenzano:

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