Definition funny of Pretz:

urbanSomeone that has mastered the art of homocaveing his gay lover. What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave. There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Pretz would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is. After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Pretz enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Pretz lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.

urbanPretz is a man lover this is true.

urbanA deliciously crunchy stick-shaped salty Japanese snack food that comes is lots of flavors like Corn,Honey, and Pizza. Often eaten by Wapanese and Otaku as their food of choice at Anime Conventions.

urban"Hey, pass me some of those Pretz...and while your at it give me some of your Pocky too...Domo!

urbanInvolves a girl you really want to have sex with. You take her home, rip that bitches clothes off, take her legs and fold them in pretzel formation and just start pounding.

urbanThis bitch is about to get pretzed.

urban(Noun) An uneducated young man with no ambition whatsoever. He is often referred to as a pathetic simpleton who does not understand the importance of knowledge.


Songs about Pretz:

songsThe Alchemist (Edu Pretz Reaktor Remix) by Nino Blink from the Album All The Creeps Of 2013 Vol.2

songsThe Alchemist (Edu Pretz Reaktor Remix) by Nino Blink from the Album Global Tech House Sessions Vol. 10

songsThe Alchemist (Edu Pretz Reaktor Remix) by Nino Blink from the Album The Alchemist

songsAra sei eu de pretz qu'al la plus gran by Olivier Payrat from the Album Born: Troubadour et Seigneur de Hautefort

songsBona domna cuy ricx pretz fai valer by Ensemble Cantilena Antiqua from the Album Berenguer de Palol: Joys Amors et Chants

songsBona Dona, Cuy Ricx Pretz Fai Valer (BDT 47,4) (Berenguer de Palou (Ms. R 36d)) by Antoni Rossell from the Album Trobadors Catalans

songsKrummbreisel (Edu Pretz Remix) by Adam Schock from the Album All The Creeps Of 2013 Vol.3


Books about Pretz:

booksHoroscopos 2009/ Horoscopes 2009 (Spanish Edition) [Paperback] [September 2008] (Author) Marisa Pretz (1200)

booksGisleberti Chronicon Hanoniense, Ex Recensione Wilhelmi Arndt: In Usum Scholarum Ex Monumentis Germaniae Historicis... by Ministeria Curie Hanoniensis (Mar 7, 2010)

booksAbrege de La Vie de Jeanne de Cambry: Religieuse de L'Abbaye Des Pretz, a Tournai, Puis Recluse a Lille En Flandres... by Charles-Louis Richard (Jan 22, 2012)

books**REPRINT** I.L. Pretz. Portrait dessin par Pierre Larivire by Blumenfeld. Lupus ***NOTE: THIS IS A "PRINT ON DEMAND" VERSION FROM THE ORIGINAL BOOK*** (1916)

booksI.L. Pretz. Portrait dessin par Pierre Larivire [FACSIMILE] by Lupus Blumenfeld (1916)


Wiki information Pretz:


Pretz is a Japanese snack made by Ezaki Glico. Like Ezaki Glico's other popular snack, Pocky, Pretz is stick-shaped and comes with a texture similar to pretzels. Unlike Pocky, Pretz is dusted with seasonings instead of enrobed in a flavored...

Food, Dish

A pretzel is a type of baked bread product made from dough most commonly shaped into a unique knot. Pretzels originated in Europe, most likely among monasteries in the Early Middle Ages. The traditional pretzel shape is a distinctive symmetrical...