Definition funny of Porps:

urbana dolphin with an abnormal backside being that of a scrotum

urbanIn the underground lair at Sea World, many porps live among the failed whale riders.

urbanA mysterious dolphin-like creature that likes to inhabit low lying areas such as bathroom stalls as well as walls, stairs, floors, money, or even in some cases human beings. These strange beings are usually written in Sharpie or some other form of scribe. Very often the word Porp is seen in question form (Porp?). Originated in the Western Pennsylvania area.

urbanWow, did you happen to see that enormous Porp? in the bathroom this morning?

urbanTo question the factual integrity of a statement made by another person and require a response from them of either: "Porp" if the statement is in fact true or any other word if the statement wasn't true. Failure to respond with 100% honesty will result in death of one's grandmother, as Porp is derived from the Cantonese word for grandmother. Thus, the stakes are high and you should consider very carefully the implications of porp-lying Generally used when there is a hint of disbelief about the story/statement. Similar to calling out someone on a bluff.

urbanSteve "I just made out with that blonde bird at the bar" Dan "Porp?" Steve "Porp" Dan "Wow, well done bro" OR (if steve was lying) Steve "I just made out with that blonde bird at the bar" Dan "Porp?" Steve "Nah but I knew she wanted to" Dan "I knew she was outta your league"

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Books about Porps:

booksThe Ceremonial Book of Constantine Porp

booksQvaestiones Criticae De Acronis Et Porp

booksPorphyrã­ou Aphormai Prãs Tã Notã¡ Porp

booksScripta Philosophica Commentaria in Porp by Thomas De Caietanus (Jan 1, 1934)


Wiki information Porps:

Jason Porplyzia
Australian Rules Footballer, Measured person, Athlete, Person

Jason Porplyzia is an Australian rules football player with the Ukrainian background in the Australian Football League. He wears the number 40 for the Adelaide Football Club, and is known as a dangerous forward with a strong mark for his size. He is...

Ernest Porps
Author, Person