Definition funny of Polish:

urbanPolish, or being polish. Also, poeple with very big dicks.

urbanI knew Matt was polish when i saw his 8 and a half inch dick

urbanPolish is a West-Slav language. It has had separated from lechick group of languages. It’s spoken mainly in Poland, because it’s considered as one of the hardest languages to learn. In Poland it’s like every region has its own dialect. In our country we distinguish following dialects : wielkopolski, ma³opolski , œl¹ski , mazowiecki , kujawsko – che³mski , kaszubski. For foreigners the hardest thing in our language is conjugation, orthography and pronunciation. To make them practice they are given famous Polish poem written by Jan Brzechwa called “Chrz¹szcz” which means “beetle” and it goes something like this: “W Szczebrzeszynie chrz¹szcz brzmi w trzcinie I Szczebrzeszyn z tego s³ynie Wó³ go pyta: „Panie chrz¹szczu, Po co pan tak brzêczy w g¹szczu...”

urbanJa sobie swietnie z tym jezykiem radze. Byc moze gorzej jest z jezykiem, ktory obsluguje ta strone, ale nawet ludzie, ktorzy uzywaja go jako jezyka "ojczystego", czesto radza sobie gorzej niz ja. O czym to swiadczy? Odpowiedz na wczesniejsze definicje: "Przyganial kociol garnkowi".

urbanAn enthnicity or language originated in the east european country of Poland. A country unfairly invaded by Hitler and Stalin from two fronts during WW2. Often seen as a place of large jewish population, although the vast majority of Polish are of Roman Catholic decent.

urbanPaul: I'm from Poland. Joe: Are you jewish? Paul: No, and I'm not retarded either! But someone who bases their information off of stereotypes is.

urbanPeople originally from Poland. Most Polish immigrants come to Chicago to live. Polish people are also known for their amazing Polish food and Polish penises (which are the largest in diameter in the whole world)Italian penises being the longest though. Polish is a native language of Poland containing many z's and ski's.


Songs about Polish:

songsPolish Girl by Neon Indian from the Album Era Extraña

songsPolish Girlfriend by The Official Oktoberfest Band from the Album Oktoberfest: A Beer Drinking Tradition

songsPolish Wedding Medley Polka by Happy Louie and Julcia's Polka Band / Happy Louie from the Album Lots of Love and Peace

songsTwirl Me (feat. The Polish Ambassador & Ayla Nereo) by Wildlight from the Album Hers Was as Thunder (feat. Ayla Nereo & The Polish Ambassador)

songsPolish Girl by Neon Indian from the Album GrandLife This Is New York: Volume 2

songsMy Melody of Love (All American Polish Yankee Band) by Octoberfest from the Album The Best of Octoberfest

songsMam t? moc (Polish Version) by Katarzyna Laska from the Album Let It Go The Complete Set (From "Frozen")


Books about Polish:

booksThe Polish Officer: A Novel by Alan Furst (Oct 9, 2001)

booksPolish Wings No. 19: Mikoyan Gurevich MiG-17 and Polish Versions by Prezemyslaw Musialkowski (Nov 2014)

booksPolish For Dummies by Daria Gabryanczyk (May 7, 2012)

booksPolish Verbs & Essentials of Grammar by Oscar Swan (Sep 12, 2008)

booksPolish Sausages, Authentic Recipes And Instructions by Stanley Marianski, Adam Marianski and Miroslaw Gebarowski (Jun 29, 2009)

booksPolish Desserts: Polish Cookie, Pastry and Cake Recipes by Kathy E. Gary (Aug 8, 2012)

booksPolish Roots by Rosemary A. Chorzempa (Jan 2000)


Movies about Polish:

moviesThe Rockford Files: Season 3 1974 NR - Runtime: 18 hrs 10 mins Starring: James Garner, Jr. Noah Beery, et al.

moviesPolish Bar 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Starring: Vincent Piazza, Meat Loaf, et al. Directed by: Ben Berkowitz


moviesBurzynski: Cancer Is Serious Business - Extended Edition / 2-DVD Set / Multiple Languages 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 58 mins

moviesMind Polish -Director's Cut 2010 NR - Runtime: 27 mins Starring: Santino Ramos, Jeff Langton, Lee Reyes, et al. Directed by: Santino Ramos

moviesPolish Americans, The DVD -

moviesPolish Wedding 1998 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins Starring: Claire Danes, Gabriel Byrne, Lena Olin, et al. Directed by: Theresa Connelly


Wiki information Polish:

Ethnicity, Ethnicity in fiction

The Poles are a nation of predominantly West Slavic ethnic origin who are native to East Central Europe, inhabiting mainly Poland. The present population of Poles living in Poland is estimated at 36,522,000 out of the overall Poland population of...

Polish Language
Human Language, Field of study, Netflix Genre

Polish is a Slavic language spoken primarily in Poland and the native language of the Poles. It belongs to the Lechitic subgroup of West Slavic languages. Polish is the official language of Poland, but it is also used throughout the world by Polish...