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Numerology information Pilchard:
Name Number: 8 Meaning: Outer, Body, Physical, Ambition, Power, Progress, Career, Success, Respect, Fame, Means, Karma
Definition funny of Pilchard:
A fish, often tinned and doused in lashings of tomato sauce. In human form: a pilchard is a no good, manipulating git who slimes into your life without warning, often in an underhand and devious manner. The pilchard, or pilch, (if you will) will take you for all you are worth, sucking you dry of emotion, money and soul. They have a distinctive look (like Eddie Windass off Coronation Street) but this may be overlooked due to their uncanny ability to fit in and mingle with the everyday folk and ultimately defecate on the lives of all they come into contact with.
That Phil is such a pilchard, he lived off me for a year and even got his mum to re-mortgage her house so he could spend it on Richmond Superkings and Joop. Next time I see him I'm going to marinate him in tomato sauce!
Idiot, fool, incompetent. A general all-purpose name to call people. Good when you are losing an argument, it can even combat mother-calling.
Guy 1 "Yeah but your mum's a slag" Guy 2 "Shut it you PILCHARD"
A dumbass with redeeming qualities. A pilchard is actually a fish: Any of various small marine fishes related to the herrings, especially a commercially important edible species, Sardina pilchardus, of European waters. The distinction here is that a pilchard is quite a stupid, inconsequential fish, but it is edible, so it has redeeming qualities.
You're quite the pilchard today aren't you?
A word invented by Sarah Collins, when she grew tired of calling idiotic people 'Pillocks' and realised that Pilchard had the same effect.
Songs about Pilchard:
Pilchard by Jarvis Cocker from the Album Further Complications
Pilchard by Fromafarawayplace from the Album 12
Pilchard Freak [Explicit] by Splodgenessabounds from the Album In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts [Explicit]
Pilchard Kazoos by The Surf Messengers from the Album T50+1 Part One
Pilchards by Richard the Third from the Album Left of Center
Pilchards by Richard the Third from the Album Boss (feat. Rebone)
Pilchards by Richard the Third from the Album Left Of Center
Books about Pilchard:
Pilchard Goes Fishing with CD (Audio) (Bob the Builder) by Hinkler Books (Jan 2004)
Cornish Cream and Pilchards by Chris Metherell (Jan 11, 2012)
Where's Pilchard? by Laura Driscoll and Giuseppe Castellano (Jun 1, 2003)
The Pilchard: Biology and Exploitation by Michael Culley (1971)
From Pasties to Pilchards: Recipes and Memories of Cornwall by Catherine Rothwell (Jul 1, 2009)
Pilchard and the Mayors Dog ("Bob the Builder")
Pilchard and the Big Surprise by Various
Movies about Pilchard:
Bob the Builder - Tamirci Bob - Kedi Pilchard Baliga Gidiyor - Wendy' nin Yogun Gunu - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins
Bob the Builder - Tamirci Bob / Kedi Pilchard, Baliga Gidiyor & Wendy' nin, Yogun Gunu -
Wiki information Pilchard:
Sardines, or pilchards, are common names used to refer to various small, oily fish within the herring family of Clupeidae. The term sardine was first used in English during the early 15th century and may come from the Mediterranean island of...
European pilchard is a species of ray-finned fish in the monotypic genus Sardina. Littoral species. Forms schools, usually at depths of 25 to 55 or even 100 m by day, rising to 10 to 35 m at night. Feeds mainly on planktonic crustaceans, also on...