Definition funny of Parke:

urbanAn organism which travels at very slow velocity. The limit of a function that describes the velocity at which the organism can traverse from point A to point B, as time approaches infinity. In most cases the organism won't even reach point B. As the function of the organism approaches infinity, it will intersect many normal human organisms traversing at a much higher velocities, and reaching point B before the organism. Biological studies have been done on the organism to find out why it cannot travel faster, often by dissecting it. However this method is extremely hard, as the organism contains a multi layer of lipids surrounding its body. Scientific results show that usually the organism tends to expire before it reaches its destination, and needs more oxygen to walk faster. Chemical studies have tried to calculate this amount of oxygen in moles, assuming at first, that the organism was like most other species that live on earth, but it was found that even the most advanced and efficient computers are not able to computate such a high number. Thermodynamic experts, who are aware of the fact that the universe will ultimately end in a state of equilibrium due to entropy, predict that the number of years that the universe will have to live will be much less ever since this organism has come about into the world. Alien theorists like to use this organism to prove their ideas that aliens do indeed exist on Earth, but their proofs are unable to explain this organism of such large scale managed to enter the Earth's atmosphere in such an unnoticable way. Despite all appearance, DNA studies shows the organism (believe it or not) is indeed human (even though the DNA was extremely hard to extract since the nucleus was being squished by all the adipose in the cells). Due to this recent information, anthropologists began looking at the organism, trying to find human qualities about it. They discovered that it did not have a displeasing personality, although its brain power is definitely lacking and its intelligence level is very low. Despite all appearances, it has left all human being speechless by its uncanny ability to manage to obtain multiple degrees. Psychologists have discovered certain patterns in its behaviour. It prefers to spent its time in school habitats, which may be due to its lack of knowledge and intelligence. It seems to be hungrily for knowledge. However, most humans who are in daily contact with it, would agree that it is in fact trying to hinder others from increasing their own intelligence, in hopes that the whole world will become just as stupid as it is. This mysterious organism provides much speculation and amusement for other human beings.

urban"Did you hear about that earthquake? Parkes must have walked there."

urbanparke: 1.Someone who gives a tremendous amount of homework, and grades tests badly, including giving students a lack of sleep. 2. someone who is very mean 3. In junior high language, someone who is extremely annoying, a very intense bad word

urban1. Why does she have to be a parke? 2. Oh my parke!!!! 3. What the parke!!!!!


Songs about Parke:

songsNobody Has To Stay (Shawn Parke) by Shawn Parke from the Album Joyride: Remixes

songsRoger Miller (Shawn Parke Remix Instrumental) by Lake from the Album Roger Miller - Shawn Parke Remixes EP

songsRoger Miller (Shawn Parke Remix) by Lake from the Album Roger Miller - Shawn Parke Remixes EP

songs3 Hymniske ansatser: No. 3. Die Parke, I by Eva Bruun Hansen from the Album Norgard: Choral Works

songsBleiben Soll Ich - Aus Dem Parke Erklingen Die Lieblichen Töne (Der Wildschütz: Baron Kronthal - Baronin Freimann... by Fritz Wunderlich/Anneliese Rothenberger/Gisela Litz/Robert Heger/Bayerisches Staatsorchester from the Album Icon: Fritz Wunderlich

songsBleiben soll ich - Aus dem Parke erklingen die lieblichen Töne (Der Wildschütz: Baron Kronthal - Baronin Freimann... by Fritz Wunderlich/Anneliese Rothenberger/Gisela Litz/Robert Heger/Bayerisches Staatsorchester from the Album Fritz Wunderlich - Der große deutsche Tenor

songsDer Wlldschutz, Act 2: Bleiben Soll Ich - Aus Dem Parke Erklingen Die Lieblichen Tone by Fritz Wunderlich from the Album Ein Opernabend


Books about Parke:

booksStrolling Through Istanbul: The Classic Guide to the City (Tauris Parke Paperbacks) by Hilary Sumner-Boyd and John Freely (Jan 19, 2010)

booksChristopher Columbus and the Conquest of Paradise: Second Edition (Tauris Parke Paperbacks) by Kirkpatrick Sale (May 18, 2006)

booksThe World of Michael Parkes by Maria Sedoff and John Russell Taylor (Oct 1, 1998)

booksTrent Parke: Minutes to Midnight by Trent Parke (Jan 15, 2014)

booksParke-Davis's Pictorial Annals of Medicine and Pharmacy by George A. Bender and Robert A. Thom (1999)

booksCrete: Discovering the 'Great Island' (Tauris Parke Paperbacks) by John Freely (May 27, 2008)

booksTrent Parke: The Christmas Tree Bucket by Trent Parke (Jan 15, 2014)


Movies about Parke:

moviesParke Paise Leela Laher PG -

moviesSexo En Nueva York Sarah Jessica Parke Unrated -

moviesEl Retrato De Dorian Gray Barnes, Ben; Firth, Colin; Parke Unrated -

moviesA Yank In Lybia Drama 67 Minutes ~ Starring: H.B. Warner, Walter Woolf King, Harry Parke, Joan Woodbury ~ Directed... -


Wiki information Parke:

Parke County
US County, Location, Literature Subject, Administrative Division, Statistical region, Dated location, HUD Foreclosure Area

Parke County lies in the western part of the U.S. state of Indiana along the Wabash River. The county was formed in 1821 out of a portion of Vigo County. According to the 2010 census, the population was 17,339, an increase of 0.6% from 17,241 in...

Business Operation, Employer, Organization, Architectural structure owner, Drug manufacturer

Parke-Davis is a subsidiary of the pharmaceutical company Pfizer. Although no longer an independent corporation, it was once America's oldest and largest drug maker, and played an important role in medical history.