Definition funny of Noik:
A penis.
The woman couldn't believe what a small noik her boss had.
The act of taking something from someone in a humorous manner. The word, "noik" must be said with gusto while the act of thievery is being committed.
The victim gets up momentarily from his/her chair. A cheeky scallywag then leaps into the vacant chair whilst yelling, "noik!". In the above scenario, the victim has been 'noiked', or; The perpetrator has 'noiked' the victims chair, or; The victim can be said to have been subjected to a,'noiking'.
Noik is a added to someones name when they have been a neek for a long time.
"Sergeant Noiksworth, where are we going now? we surrounded!"
Songs about Noik:
Noik by Andrew Ddm Aitor Galian from the Album So Sexy
Para Noik by Fat Guru from the Album Rockin' beats
Books about Noik:
Noick, Noieck, Noik, Noikas, Noy, Noyck, Noyek, Noyk : a family history from 1798. by Davida Noyek Handler (1994)
