Definition funny of Muscat:

urbanA city where there's nothing to do. Only go to shatti, or hangout.


urbanBy definition the word or name "Muscat" derives from the island of Malta off the coast of Italy. Scientists believe that the "Muscat" was the cause of Extinction of the Dinosaurs some 65 million years ago, due to the "Muscats" constant need for food. It is believed by many top scholars that in fact it was a shift in the techtonic plates causing the supercontinet "Pangea" to break apart.. But it was not a earthquake causing the shift.. It was the "Muscat" burping after eating a herd of woolly mamoths. The "Muscat" is nearly extinct in the current 21st century due to the complete lack of appeal to a woman. This is accompined by lack of intelligence, physical attributes (long bangs), terrible choice of attire (gun shirts) and finally his need for constant food. The intrest of a "Muscat" include and are limited to: NHL, sweatpants, american made vehicles, cellular devices, gun shirts, bad haircuts, over eating, and borderline alcoholism. The "Muscat" was thought to die off because of its inability to stay awake during sexual intercourse. Today the Muscat breed is still alive in parts of Michigan and western Washington and is said to only be alive due to the negative reinforcement provided by his closest friends.

urbanFriend 1: where's all the food?! Friend 2: Stacey ate it all. Friend 1: OH MY GOD what a Muscat. Friend 1: What the hell happend to the door? Friend 2: Muscat tried to walk through it. Friend 1: He didnt walk in sideways like usual? Friend 2: Does it matter? The fat scale: Skinny, Fit, Fat, Obese, 500lbs, Muscat. What did one Muscat say to the other Muscat? "You gonna eat that?" Oliver twist: " Can i have some more soup, sir?" Cook: " No, the new orphan Muscat ate it all" Why did the Muscat cross the road? To eat the Chicken. What came first the Chicken or the egg? It dosent matter Muscat ate them both.

urbanMuscat is usually a person who has a large penis, and has a great love for eminem. They may consider themselves a "king" in certain sense, ie that they dominate in certain areas, or that they are funnier/more attractive than others. Generally a bit of a walking joke

urbanHe is definitely a Muscat. Look at him walking around thinking he is King

urbansmall hairy man that makes you want to vomit


Songs about Muscat:

songsGimme Shelter (feat. Brent Muscat) by Sin City Sinners from the Album Divebar Days Revisited

songsBlues (interlude) (feat. Jason Muscat) by Brad Ross from the Album Falling Up

songsChocolate (Ebisu Muscats) by Vega Orgel from the Album Music Box Collection 9126

songsGo! (feat. Sharon Muscat) by Noise International from the Album Go! (Feat. Sharon Muscat)

songsJ'ai tout donné (M. Vandair - R. Blareau - A. Muscat) by André Dassary from the Album André Dassary

songsL'ingénue de mon coeur (M. Vandair - R. Blareau - A. Muscat) by André Dassary from the Album André Dassary

songsLa rumba del Muscat by Muscat from the Album Surt a ballar !


Books about Muscat:

booksEncyclopedia of Mental Imagery: Colette Aboulker-Muscat's 2,100 Visualization Exercises for Personal Development... by Gerald Epstein, Barbarah L. Fedoroff and Finn Winterson (Nov 15, 2012)

booksBy Ruth E. Masters, Lori Beth Way, Phyllis B. Gerstenfeld, Bernadette T. Muscat, Michael Hooper, John P.J. Dussich... by -Author- (2010)

booksMuscat and Oman; The End of an Era. by Ian Skeet (Sep 1974)

booksUltimate Handbook Guide to Muscat : (Oman) Travel Guide by Sam Enrico (Sep 18, 2014)

booksArabian Gulf Intelligence: Selections from the Records of the Bombay Government, New Series, No.XXIV, 1856, Concerning... by Robert Hughes Thomas (Nov 2, 2013)

booksThe Call of the Sea: Kachchhi Traders in Muscat and Zanzibar, C. 1800-1880 by Chhaya Goswami (Oct 4, 2011)

booksOman & Yemen 1:1,400,000 Including inset of U.A.E, Salalah, Central Muscat, Sana'a, Taizz ITM travel map (International... by ITMB Canada (Feb 24, 2012)


Movies about Muscat:

moviesColette Aboulker-Muscat - Waking Dream Vol II -

moviesColette Aboulker-Muscat - The Waking Dream -

moviesEbisu Muscats - Brand New Title UPBH-20092 Unrated -


Wiki information Muscat:

Biological Cultivar, Grape Variety, Organism Classification

The Muscat family of grapes include over 200 grape varieties belonging to the Vitis vinifera species that have been used in wine production and as raisin and table grapes around the globe for many centuries. Their colors ranges from white, to yellow,...

City/Town/Village, Newspaper circulation area, Dated location, Location, Statistical region, Administrative Division, Travel destination

Muscat is the capital of Oman. It is also the seat of government and largest city in the Governorate of Muscat. According to the National Centre for Statistics and Information, the total population of Muscat Governorate reached 1.2 million as of...