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Definition funny of Moser:

urban1) Direct decendants from the line of Eld. The last bloodline to survive from the long ago Gunslingers(the keepers of peace, the protectors, earth guardians). Some say St. Michael himself requested these souls to help lead God's army, but God blessed mortal man by turning them into human form (if one could call any Moser a mere "human"). As of today, there are four Moser males from the REAL bloodline alive. May they save us all. 2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous. 3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.

urban"If only Moser was here...all those people wouldn't of died." "Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!" "Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team." "Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents." "If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now." "If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."

urbanmoser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).

urbanYou mosered the shit out of her!! Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little. Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser? Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car. Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.

urbanmoser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).

urbanYou mosered the shit out of her!! Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little. Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser? Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car. Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.

urbanAn adjective used to describe anyone who spent a lot of time on the now defunct, official Smashing Pumpkins message board (O-Board) in the Meaning of Symbols forum. MOSers were the main participants in the Mystery of Glass and the Machines of God.

songs

Songs about Moser:

songsThe Poop Song (feat. Sarah Moser) by David Kisor from the Album Becoming My Own Me

songsThe President's March - Rights of Man - The Death of General Wolfe - Rights Reprise (arr. MSG Moser, SFC Reilly... by United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps from the Album Songs of the Revolutionary War

songsSmooth (Markus Moser Reconstruction Bonus Remix) [feat. Nadia Ali] by iiO from the Album Reconstruction Time: The Best of iiO Remixed (feat. Nadia Ali)

songs7 Canciones populares espanolas (arr. E. Moser): No. 1. El pano moruno by Nicolas Altstaedt from the Album Cello and Bayan Arrangements - Piazzolla, A. / Villa-Lobos, H. / Falla, M. / Stravinsky, I. / Tsintsadze, S.

songs7 Canciones populares espanolas (arr. E. Moser): No. 3. Asturiana by Nicolas Altstaedt from the Album Cello and Bayan Arrangements - Piazzolla, A. / Villa-Lobos, H. / Falla, M. / Stravinsky, I. / Tsintsadze, S.

songs7 Canciones populares espanolas (arr. E. Moser): No. 4. Jota by Nicolas Altstaedt from the Album Cello and Bayan Arrangements - Piazzolla, A. / Villa-Lobos, H. / Falla, M. / Stravinsky, I. / Tsintsadze, S.

songs7 Canciones populares espanolas (arr. E. Moser): No. 5. Nana by Nicolas Altstaedt from the Album Cello and Bayan Arrangements - Piazzolla, A. / Villa-Lobos, H. / Falla, M. / Stravinsky, I. / Tsintsadze, S.

books

Books about Moser:

booksMoser on Music Copyright by David J. Moser (Feb 6, 2006)

booksMoser of North Carolina by David B. Trimble, S. Michelle Hestand and Marvin H. Hestand (Sep 8, 2009)

booksStudyguide for Pharmacotherapeutics for Nurse Practitioner Prescribers by Woo, Teri Moser by Cram101 Textbook Reviews (May 17, 2013)

booksA Fighter Pilot in Buchenwald: The Joe Moser Story by Joseph F. Moser and Gerald R. Baron (Jan 1, 2009)

booksMoser Artistry in Glass 1857-1938 [With Price Guide] by Gary Baldwin and Lee Carno (May 1989)

booksThe KAM Story: A Friendly Introduction to the Content, History, and Significance of Classical Kolmogorov-Arnold-Mo... by H.S. Dumas (May 4, 2014)

booksOne Hundred Portraits: Artists, Architects, Writers, Composers, and Friends by Barry Moser and Ann Patchett (Oct 29, 2010)

movies

Movies about Moser:

moviesA Thief Among the Angels: Barry Moser and The Making of The Pennyroyal Caxton Bible 2013 NR - Runtime: 55 mins Starring: Barry Moser, Matthew Carter, et al. Directed by: Jason Kessler

moviesMahler - Symphonies 7, 8 / Leonard Bernstein, Edda Moser, Judith Blegen, Gerti Zeumer, Ingrid Mayr, Agnes Baltsa... 2005 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 48 mins Starring: Leonard Bernstein, et al.

moviesBeethoven - Symphonies 3 and 9 / Abbado, Mattila, Urmana, Moser, Schulte, Berlin Philharmonic 2004 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 28 mins Starring: Karita Mattila, Abbado, et al.

moviesKlimt, Kokoschka, Schiele and Moser: the Viennese decadence NR -

moviesMozart - Die Zauberflote / Gruberova, Talvela, Schreier, Cotrubas, Berry, Moser, Boesch, Murray, Mayr, Levine,... 2005 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs 9 mins Starring: Edita Gruberova, Martti Talvela, et al.

moviesAmbros Singt Moser 2006 Unrated -

moviesLesley Moser: All Access Agility and Conditioning Workout for Lacrosse 2012 Unrated - Runtime: 46 mins Starring: Lesley Moser

wiki

Wiki information Moser:

Moser
Business Operation, Organization, Employer

Moser a.s. is a luxury glass manufacturer based in Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic, previously Karlsbad in Bohemia, Austria-Hungary. The company is known for manufacturing stemware, decorative glassware, glass gifts and various art engravings. Due to...

Francesco Moser
Professional Road Racing Cyclist, Person Or Being In Fiction, Olympic athlete, Person or entity appearing in film, Measured person, Athlete, Person, Cyclist

Francesco Moser, nicknamed "Lo sceriffo", is an Italian former professional road bicycle racer. Moser was dominant from the mid-1970s to the early 1980s and won the 1984 Giro d'Italia, the 1977 world road racing championship and six times in three of...