Definition funny of Mortar:

urbanTo "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.

urban"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."

urbanAn early type of one-or-two-man artillery that could be easily moved from place to place. It fired small explosives at short ranges to take out enemy positions, often before the main troops attacked. It was found commonly during World War II.

urbanThe soldier used a mortar to blast the Nazis.

urbanAny of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.

urban80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.

urbanVerb. Act of payback or retribution involving the hunting down of a rapist. A group of guys abduct the attacker and take him to an undisclosed location. They cut his penis off and force it up his rectum by manual or mechanical means such as a broomstick. Upon insertion each guy takes turns "breach loading" him, i.e; kicking him in the ass several times. See: Breaching or 105ing. (One Oh-fiving)


Songs about Mortar:

songsMortar by Aero Chord from the Album Mortar

songsBrick, Debris - Small Pile Of Crushed Mortar Bricks: Move Around, Stone, Rock & Gravel Foley, Drag, Scrape & Slide... by Sound Effects from the Album Foley Scrapes: Sound Effects

songsExplosion Mortar Impact (Sound Effect, Explosion, Blast, Impact, Shot, Fire, Burst, Battle, Bomb, Missile, Detonation... by Audionym from the Album Explosions 10 (Sound Effect, Explosion, Blast, Impact, Shot, Fire, Burst, Battle, Bomb, Missile, Detonation, Dynamite)

songsBricks And Mortar by Editors from the Album In This Light And On This Evening

songsBricks And Mortar by Cancer Bats from the Album Dead Set On Living

songsBattle Sounds 06, Gunshots, Mortars by 99+ Sound Effects from the Album Sound Effects: Battles, Combat, War, Military, Fighting Sfx

songsBrick and Mortar by Sir Richard Bishop from the Album If You Don't Like It... Don't!


Books about Mortar:

booksMortars (FM 3-22.90) by Department of the Army (Dec 1, 2012)

booksBackyard Ballistics: Build Potato Cannons, Paper Match Rockets, Cincinnati Fire Kites, Tennis Ball Mortars, and... by William Gurstelle (Sep 1, 2012)

booksMortar and Murder (A Do-It-Yourself Mystery Book 4) by Jennie Bentley (Jan 4, 2011)

booksMortars by US Army (Oct 29, 2012)

booksMortar by Sara Mumolo (Oct 1, 2013)

booksAlchemy of the Mortar & Pestle: The Culinary Library Volume 1 by D. & P. Gramp (Mar 10, 2012)

booksIns and Outs of School Facility Management: More Than Bricks and Mortar by Tak Cheung Chan and Michael D. Richardson (Dec 23, 2004)


Movies about Mortar:

moviesSkyscraper - Part 2 - Bricks and Mortar 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 53 mins Directed by: DigiComTV

moviesMembership Recurring Income Systems for Internet + Brick & Mortar Businesses 2012 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 10 mins Directed by: Anthony Kovic

moviesBrick And Mortar And Love 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 9 mins Starring: Various

moviesHistory -- Mail Call: Episode #6: From Mortar To Native-American Arrows 2004 NR - Runtime: 25 mins

moviesMembership Recurring Income Systems for Internet + Brick & Mortar Businesses 2011 - Runtime: 1 hr 10 mins Directed by: Anthony Kovic

moviesThe Mortar - Parts 1 & 2 2009 -


Wiki information Mortar:

Military Resource

A mortar is an indirect fire weapon that fires explosive projectiles known as bombs at low velocities, short ranges, and high-arcing ballistic trajectories. It is typically muzzle-loading with short barrel, generally less than 15 times its caliber.

Lighthouse construction material, Visual Art Medium

Mortar is a workable paste used to bind building blocks such as stones, bricks, and concrete masonry units together, fill and seal the irregular gaps between them, and sometimes add decorative colors or patterns in masonry walls. In its broadest...