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Definition funny of Mathematician:

urbanPossibly, on average, the smartest people around since they can actually back up their knowledge with rigorous proof. Someone who specializes in pure or applied mathematics.

urbanA mathematician is not happy until the proof is complete.

urbanA mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

urbanAsked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I cannot swear.

urbanA sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

urbanSally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

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Songs about Mathematician:

songsAustralian Mathematician by Jake Eddie Ehrlich from the Album Love Songs, 2006-2012

songsCloonloughlin Lady / The Mathematician by Frankie Gavin, Brian McGrath Joe Derrane from the Album Ireland's Harvest

songsCoffee and Pi: Daydream of a Mathematician by Artichoke from the Album Etchy Sketchy Skies

songsCome Correct (feat. The Village Mathematician) [Explicit] by Rusty Joints from the Album New Sauce [Explicit]

songsThe Concert, the Mathematician & the Sweeps (Hornpipes) by Luke O'Malley from the Album Irish Music: Songs & Instrumentals

songsDargai/The Marquis Of Huntley/The Mathematician by Matt Molloy And Sean Keane from the Album Contentment Is Wealth

songsThe Eclipse / the Mathematician by Brian McNeill from the Album Monksgate (Traditional Music from Scotland, Ireland, Wales & Northumbria)

books

Books about Mathematician:

booksThe Mathematicians by Arthur Feldman and A. Lake (Mar 24, 2011)

booksThe Mathematician's Shiva: A Novel by Stuart Rojstaczer (Sep 2, 2014)

booksMathematicians Are People, Too: Stories from the Lives of Great Mathematicians by DALE SEYMOUR PUBLICATIONS (Feb 7, 1994)

booksMathematicians Are People, Too: Stories from the Lives of Great Mathematicians, Vol. 2 by Luetta Reimer, Wilbert Reimer and Rachel Gage (Jun 20, 1995)

booksA Mathematician's Lament: How School Cheats Us Out of Our Most Fascinating and Imaginative Art Form by Paul Lockhart and Keith Devlin (Apr 1, 2009)

booksA Mathematician Reads the Newspaper by John Allen Paulos (Sep 10, 2013)

booksA Mathematician's Apology by G. H. Hardy (Oct 5, 2011)

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Wiki information Mathematician:

Mathematician
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A mathematician is a person with an extensive knowledge of mathematics who uses this knowledge in their work, typically to solve mathematical problems. Mathematics is concerned with numbers, data, collection, quantity, structure, space, models and...

Mathematics
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Mathematics is the study of topics such as quantity, structure, space, and change. There is a range of views among mathematicians and philosophers as to the exact scope and definition of mathematics. Mathematicians seek out patterns and use them to...

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