Definition funny of Martinis:

urbana cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

urbanAm I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

urbanThief, usurper, one who lost his bro status, liar.

urbanDon't go all martini on me now!

urbanwhen you stick your dick in somebodys mouth while they're asleep and stir it like a martini.

urbanlast night when my girlfriend was asleep, i gave her an awesome martini.

urbanan alchoholic irish heavy metal comedy badass with split personality disorder


Songs about Martinis:

songsSympathique (Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler) - Karaoké Playback Instrumental - Rendu Célèbre Par Pink Martini by Karaoké Playback Français from the Album Tubes 2000 Vol. 2

songsRev 22-20 (Dry Martini Mix) by Puscifer from the Album "V" Is for Vagina

songsMartini by Incubus from the Album Monuments And Melodies [Explicit]

songsIt's Martini Time (Album Version) by Reverend Horton Heat from the Album It's Martini Time

songsAlmeno tu nell'universo (Karaoke originally version by Mia Martini) by Mia Martini from the Album Karaoke hits successi italiani e stranieri

songsRev 22:20 " Dry Martini Mix" by Puscifer from the Album Sound Into Blood Into Wine

songsDon't Get Around Much Anymore (Martini Lounge Album Version) by Beegie Adair from the Album Martini Lounge


Books about Martinis:

booksMartini's Atlas of the Human Body by Frederic Martini (Oct 1, 2010)

booksMartini Recipes: Whether Shaken Or Stirred-This Book Raises The Bar Of The Many Ways You Can Enjoy A Classic Glass... by Mary Miller (Apr 10, 2014)

booksMartini's Atlas of the Human Body by Frederic H. Martini (Apr 28, 2014)

booksThe Martini-Henry Rifle (Weapon) by Stephen Manning and Peter Dennis (May 21, 2013)

booksMartinis & Mayhem: A Murder, She Wrote Mystery by Jessica Fletcher and Donald Bain (Dec 1, 1995)

booksMartini-Henry .450 Rifles & Carbines by Dennis Lewis (Jul 1996)

booksThe Martini Book: 201 Ways to Mix the Perfect American Cocktail by Sally Ann Berk (Jan 15, 2012)


Movies about Martinis:

moviesCulinary Travels Northern California Gems-Meadowood, Martini House, Mendocino Brewing Company, Phoenix Bakery... 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 27 mins Directed by: Dave Eckert

moviesM*A*S*H - Martinis and Medicine Complete Collection 1972 NR - Runtime: 111 hrs 35 mins Starring: Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, et al.

moviesSteve Martini's The Judge 2001 NR CC - Directed by: Mick Garris

moviesPink Martini: Discover the World 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins Starring: Pink Martini Directed by: n/a

moviesShe Spies - The Complete First Season 2002 NR - Runtime: 15 hrs Starring: Natasha Henstridge, Kristen Miller, et al.

moviesSteve Martini's Undue Influence 2005 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs Starring: Brenda Bazinet, Brian Dennehy, et al. Directed by: Bruce Pittman

moviesCulinary Travels California Wine Classics-Louis Martini-Gallo Family Estates 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 27 mins Directed by: Dave Eckert


Wiki information Martinis:

The Martinis
Alternative Artist, Musical Group, Musical Artist

The Martinis are a rock band formed in Los Angeles, California in 1993. The band consists of Pixies guitarist Joey Santiago and his wife Linda Mallari, both of Filipino descent. They have released one album under the label Cooking Vinyl, Artist...


Martinism is a form of mystical and esoteric Christianity concerned with the fall of the first man, his state of material privation from his divine source, and the process of his return, called 'Reintegration' or illumination. As a mystical...