Definition funny of Markham:

urbanCanadian city, north of Toronto. The only significant thing to note is its high Asian population.

urbanDriver: What?! How did we get in China? Passenger: We're not in China...it's called Markham.

urbanThe name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.

urbanI'm from Markham, the most lamest place on earth.

urbanA boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.

urbanPerson#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?" Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"

urbanThe name for any man who pretends to have a large penis, but instead has that of a premature Chinese 5 year old.


Songs about Markham:

songsTheme From ''Markham'' (Instrumental) by Charlie Haden Quartet West from the Album Sophisticated Ladies

songsThe Devil and Billy Markham [Explicit] by Bobby Bare from the Album Darker Than Light [Explicit]

songsYou Made Me Love You (Debbie Reynolds, Monte Markham) (Voice) by Debbie Reynolds from the Album Irene - A Musical Comedy

songs461 Markham (Remastered Deluxe Rock Candy Records) by Wireless from the Album Positively Human Relatively Sane

songsAnonymous: Pavan, Ann Markham's by F. Edgar Gilbert from the Album Rosamund

songsBibleopoly (Ben Markham Mix) by Sassi & Loco from the Album Boom Claat

songsCarry You (feat. Karlene Markham) by Central Live from the Album Live Out Our Love


Books about Markham:

booksMarkham Roberts by Markham Roberts and Nelson Hancock (Sep 30, 2014)

booksMurder at Rutherford Hall: Rachel Markham Mystery Series (Volume 1) by P B Kolleri (Apr 5, 2013)

booksMurder at Ravenrock: Book 2 - Rachel Markham Mystery Series (Volume 2) by P B Kolleri (Oct 27, 2013)

booksStraight on Till Morning: the Biography of Beryl Markham by Mary S. Lovell (Sep 1987)

booksThe Riverton Case: Book 3 - Rachel Markham Mystery Series (Volume 3) by P B Kolleri (Nov 9, 2013)

booksThe Santinelli Case (Rachel Markham Mystery Series) (Volume 4) by P B Kolleri (Jun 10, 2014)

booksStraight on Till Morning: The Life of Beryl Markham by Mary S. Lovell (May 16, 2011)


Movies about Markham:

moviesShadow on the Sun 1996 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs 12 mins Starring: Stefanie Powers, Claire Bloom, et al. Directed by: Tony Richardson

moviesDouble Wing Symposium I - 2004 Dallas: Don Markham - The Beginnings of the Double Wing Part 1 2013 - Runtime: 2 hrs

moviesDouble Wing Symposium I - 2004 Dallas: Don Markham - Beginnings of the Double Wing Part 2 and Jack Gregory - Running... 2013 - Runtime: 2 hrs

moviesTV CLASSIC DETECTIVES V 6, Peter Gunn, Markham, Mr. Lucky, Mike Hammer G - Starring: Brian Donlevy John Vivyan

moviesWorld Without Walls: Beryl Markham's African Memoir 1994 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Beryl Markham

moviesRing of Honor - Double Feature II - Montreal, Quebec - 4.17.09 - Markham, Ontario - 4.18.09 -

moviesMove Over, Mrs. Markham 2005 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Ana Beln, Vernica Forqu, Chus Lampreave, et al. Directed by: Fernando Trueba


Wiki information Markham:

City/Town/Village, Organization scope, Newspaper circulation area, Dated location, Statistical region, Governmental Jurisdiction, Location, Travel destination

Markham, a city in the Regional Municipality of York, lies within the Greater Toronto Area of Southern Ontario, Canada. At the 2011 Canadian census it had a population of 301,709. The city is the fourth-largest community within the Greater Toronto...

City/Town/Village, Dated location, Location, HUD County Place, Statistical region, HUD Foreclosure Area

Markham is a city in Cook County, Illinois, United States. The population was 12,508 at the 2010 census.