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Numerology information Macintosh:
Name Number: 3 Meaning: Communication, Interaction, Friendship, Joy, Lightness, Humor, Art, Positivity, Optimism
Additional information Macintosh:
Scottish Meaning: The name MacIntosh is a Scottish baby name. In Scottish the meaning of the name MacIntosh is: Son of the thane.
Definition funny of Macintosh:
The 10 reasons that Apple must think is imperative for making the change from a PC to a MAC can be found on their website. Of course if you have the time to read through all of them you realise that these 10 features or reasons have been standard with the PC a long, long, long time. Some of the reasons are just plain myths that Apple invented. Probably because they ran out of fabricated facts. So take the journey through the 10 commandments of a mac-enthusiast and enjoy their naive attitude towards personal computing. 1. The Mac... It just works This is maybe the ultimate reason a mac owner will give you to explain why it's superior to a PC. The mac owner will tell you that all people that own macs are really satisfied with their computers and would never switch back. This is ofcourse not true. The mac owner will also tell you that with a system from Apple you will never have to think about drivers, upgrades or anything. A mac is perfection itself when delivered. Atleast according to their standard. Many macs can't even be upgraded. So what you buy is what you get. Expect your system to be outdated within 1-2 years. Apple also states: "Only with a Mac do you get an operating system built by the same people who built the computer it runs on.". Actually Apple's Mac OS X (the operating system) is not based on their own technology, but by the technology of freeBSD. Apple's own capabilities in form of creating an operating system have been demonstrated in previous versions of Mac OS. It took an operating system based on someone else's technology to get a Mac multitasking and not behaving like an oversized pocket calculator from 1985. 2. It doesn't crash Yes it does! And it does it alot. The difference between a pc based on Windows crashing and a Mac is that on the pc the crash is in 99% of the cases caused by badly coded third party software, when the Mac just has a faulty operating system. Why else would Apple themselves run their india website on RedHat Linux? There is another fun part about crashes on the mac, it's almost always impossible to trace the source of the crash. When your mac crashes you simply reinstall the system. Sounds like a fun thing to do on your spare time, well buy a Mac then! 3. Simply the best in digital music This point is actually based on Apple's iPod. I must admit, the iPod is not an ugly creation. I'll give Apple credit for that. But as always, they exaggerate the benefits of their product. Apple was far from first with creating a portable mp3-player with a built in harddrive but on the other side they do offer the most expensive solution. The iPod is about 40-60% more expensive than technologically equal products. Keep in mind also that it offers no recording option and no belt clip. Two very crucial benefits a portable mp3-player should have. 4. The missing link in digital photography It's amazing! Apple has invented a program called iPhotos that will revolutionize the way we look at digital photos. Hear what they have to say: "Simply drag your mouse, and iPhoto magically grows or shrinks your photo thumbnails. So you can view individual shots in detail or see hundreds of photos on the screen at once...". Maybe mac users are new to digital photos on the computer but on the pc we have a huge variety of freeware that does the job of iPhoto and more, to choose from. So when Apple says that they are "the missing link in digital photography" maybe what they meant was that iPhoto is the missing link of the Mac. Windows users reached that stage of evolution ages ago. 5. Your own digital entertainment center It seems that Apple thinks that they've revolutionized computing by developing mediocre software for viewing digital photos, editing video, burning CDs and DVDs and listening to music. Well they haven't! 6. Goes everywhere you go You better sit down for this one, hold on to your seat and embrace yourself for some cutting edge news from Apple... they've invented the laptop, eureka! Not only that, they think they've made it superior to other laptops. Let's look at why and also try to answer their questions: * Can your PC laptop go coast to coast with just one battery? — Ofcourse. And if it only needs the performance of the Mac it could probably go around the world. * Can you put the system to sleep just by closing the lid? — Oh my god, a Mac can do that? Well, so can a PC! * Does it wake up instantly? —Duh! * Can your PC laptop automatically switch between Ethernet, dial-up and wireless connections on the fly? —Without a doubt! * Without a restart? Is this a joke? This really proves that Apple has no clue on what their competitors are doing. If they never have used a PC running Windows it makes their tests and objective sayings about the Mac really credible. Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. 7. It's built for the internet Apple makes a huge point about the easability of configuring an internet connection on a mac. All new Windows versions come with just as easy to use guides for connecting to the internet with modem, lan or anything else. They also brag about such obvious tools of communication like email, favorites and contacts. Yes Apple, this is really new and hot stuff, you are indeed innovative. Or maybe not. The worst part might be that they lie about their under average video-plugin Quicktime. This might be one of the worst programs ever to install. Actually if some students at a university needed an example of a really poorly written program, this would be a perfect opportunity for Quicktime to step into the limelight. 8. Office is Office, and then some Yes, the mac comes with Office and this is why you should make the switch from a pc to a mac: "The transition to a Mac is easy in part because you’ll continue using the same applications you already know" Ask yourself this: Why would I switch when It's the exactly same on the mac? -Beats me. Apple does speak of some mysterious features in this sentence: "And thanks to exclusive features, the Mac versions improve on their Windows counterparts" As you might expect they mention nothing on what these features are. Well they're probably just wonderfully, perfectly and amazingly non-existent! 9. Works effortlessly with PCs Apple thought for a long time that they'd be best off constructing their own method for network-communication. Everyone that has struggled with the glorious AppleTalk knows that they didn't do a great job. Now they have realised that it's better to use an already working technology that someone else created instead of poorly reinventing the wheel. "Networking on a Mac is built on the same technologies used by PCs." They also reveal amazing means of medias you can use on your mac: ..."you can also swap files via data CD, floppies or Zip disks." 10. It's beautiful Apple emphasises that all their products are masterpieces of design. Their problem is that their focus on design hinders them from creating ergonomical and practical machines. If you have ever used the small round iMac mouse you have probably too suffered from aches in arm and hand. "...ergonomic products that are the toast of the design world..." It wasn't I who brought up the word toast into the debate. On the other hand it was I who drew the paralell to machines looking like plain household machines. Who wants a computer that looks like a remnant from the 70's? You could probably achieve the same state of hallucination that you could by inhaling large amounts of heavy drugs. So what have we learned from these 10 points that Apple provides for the potential buyer. We have learned that Apple likes to tell their future customers that the mac is built on technology they probably already are using on their PCs. They also lure the extremely naive buyers with words like internet, word-processing and cd-burning. Please do not be fooled. You have nothing to gain by switching to a Mac. Apple has proved it on their own, with a little help from us.
You Macintosh users just need to face that your OS sucks. Quit using it, be a man, and get a PC.
The computer for the rest of them...
Those that can, do, those that can't use a Macintosh.
Macintosh is an OS which no common people can find a use for, and therefore it is used in elementary schools because no decent game company/programmers would waste a second of their lives even considering to create a Mac-compatible version of their programs, thus creating a distraction-free learning environment for 10 year olds.
Principal: Yeah we're recieving those new Macintosh computers today. From what I hear even less programs than the older version are compatible on it.
A computer, also known in short as "Mac". very easy to use but not many programs available for it, and useless for gamers. Some schools may have it for it's basic functions.
Expression information Macintosh:
People with this name tend to be creative and excellent at expressing themselves. They are drawn to the arts, and often enjoy life immensely. They are often the center of attention, and enjoy careers that put them in the limelight. They tend to become involved in many different activities, and are sometimes reckless with both their energies and with money.
Soul information Macintosh:
People with this name have a deep inner need for quiet, and a desire to understand and analyze the world they live in, and to learn the deeper truths.
Songs about Macintosh:
Medley: P/M Raymond Bradford / Drew Macintosh / Alan MacPherson of Mosspark / Lauren's Melody / Miss Drummond... by Canterbury Caledonian Society Pipe Band from the Album World Pipe Band Championships 2014, Part 1
Recruiting Team Macintosh by John Debney from the Album Jobs - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Captain MacIntosh 1789 by Nathan Hale Ancient Fifes & Drums from the Album Music of the American Revolution
MacIntosh's Lament by Bonnie Rideout Scottish Trio with Guest Piper Jerry O'Sullivan from the Album Live-the barns at wolf trap
The Ballad of Colonel John Macintosh by Rathkeltair from the Album 8
Bob Macintosh/Atholl Arms/Ku-Ring-Gai Chase by Dougie MacLean from the Album Fiddle
Boys Boys Boys (feat. Carlprit) [CJ Macintosh Club Remix] by Twiins from the Album Boys Boys Boys
Books about Macintosh:
Adobe Photoshop CC for Photographers, 2014 Release: A professional image editor's guide to the creative use of... by Martin Evening (Oct 22, 2014)
Macintosh Terminal Pocket Guide by Daniel J. Barrett (Jul 5, 2012)
The Macintosh Way by Guy Kawasaki (Aug 1989)
Using SPSS for Windows and Macintosh (7th Edition) by Samuel B. Green and Neil J. Salkind (Aug 2, 2013)
The Macintosh iLife 09 by Jim Heid (Jun 18, 2009)
Adobe Photoshop CC for Photographers: A professional image editor's guide to the creative use of Photoshop for... by Martin Evening (Jul 1, 2013)
Using SPSS for Windows and Macintosh: Analyzing and Understanding Data (6th Edition) by Samuel B. Green and Neil J. Salkind (Aug 27, 2010)
Movies about Macintosh:
Welcome to Macintosh 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 14 mins Starring: Guy Kawasaki, Andy Hertzfeld, Ron Wayne, et al. Directed by: Rob Baca and Josh Rizzo
WELCOME TO MACINTOSH 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Starring: Wayne Bibbens, Vince Briel, et al. Directed by: Rober Baca and Joshua Rizzo
Class on Demand: Basic Training for Mac OS X Leopard: Apple Macintosh OSX Leopard training Educational Tutorial... 2007 - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Tom Wolsky Directed by: Class on Demand
Total Training for Adobe After Effects 6.5 Adobe Solutions Network -
Clan Mackintosh MacIntosh Clarke Clark Adamson McIntosh -
Viagrafix Teach Yourself Word 98 for Macintosh Training -
MacAcademy Video Training Series for Both Macintosh and Windows User Word 6.0 -