Definition funny of Machos:

urbanmale who cannot "lose face" in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen. macho men find any contact with other males to be of "homosexual" nature, with the exception of the "manly handshake". the very thing kurt cobain hated.

urbanexample of a conversation between a macho and non-macho person, exemplifying the amountof empathy the typical macho person has: Non-macho person: "ohh, my leg hurts so much, i think it might be fractured or broken." Macho person: "oh get up you fucking cat, don't be a bitch."

urbanmasculine, virile (from spanish)

urbanHe tries to look macho, but ends up making himself look like an idiot in front of everyone.

urbanA male person that acts like he is the king of the world. Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men. A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life. For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".

urbanJack is a real macho. In his opinion, girls have to do the housework all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes. "...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*" - This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?

urbanLiterally, Spanish for 'male'. In English, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to sexual attractiveness.


Songs about Machos:

songsMacho Man by Village People from the Album Best Of

songsEl Macho Muchacho by Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band from the Album Act Your Age

songsEl Macho by Mark Knopfler from the Album Sailing To Philadelphia

songsMacho Man (In the Style of Village People)[Instrumental Only] by ProSource Karaoke from the Album Macho Man (In the Style of Village People) [Karaoke Version] - Single

songsEl Macho Y El Sangriento by Voz De Mando from the Album Los Mejores Corridos De

songsLos machos tambien lloran by Banda Machos from the Album Los machos también lloran

songsLos Borrachos No Son Machos by Cornelio Reyna from the Album Cornelio Reyna Coleccion De Oro, Vol. 2 - Te Vas Angel Mio


Books about Machos:

booksThe Macho Paradox: Why Some Men Hurt Women and and How All Men Can Help by Jackson Katz (Apr 16, 2006)

booksMacho!: A Novel by Victor Villasenor (Oct 2, 2012)

booksThe Macho Bundle 1 (Taboo - Billionaire Tales) by Ralph Joseph (Sep 24, 2014)

books¡Macho! (Spanish Version) (Spanish Edition) by Victor Villasenor (Jan 1, 2003)

booksMacho! by Edward Villasenor (1973)

booksMacho Madness Forever: The Life & Death of "Macho Man" Randy Savage by Addison Mullener (Apr 20, 2012)

booksMacho Macho Animals: A Pearls Before Swine Collection by Stephan Pastis (Sep 1, 2008)


Movies about Machos:

moviesMacho Men and the Women Who Love Them 2010 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 10 mins Starring: Maria Costa Directed by: Maria Costa

moviesRandy Macho Man Savage Collector's Edition Box Set 2014 PG - Runtime: 10 hrs Starring: Randy Macho Man Savage, et al. Directed by: Wwe

moviesEl Macho vs the Canadian Mummies of Mars 2011 NR - Runtime: 20 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesWWE: Macho Madness - The Randy Savage Ultimate Collection 2009 PG - Runtime: 9 hrs Starring: Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, et al. Directed by: Kevin Dunn

moviesEL SIETE MACHOS-TELEVISA CANTINFLAS - Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins Starring: Mario Moreno Cantinflas Directed by: Miguel M. Delgado

moviesWCW/nWo Superstar Series: Macho Man Randy Savage - The Man Behind the Madness! 1998 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Randy Poffo

moviesUn Macho de Mujer 2007 Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs 20 mins Starring: Roberto Angel Salcedo, et al. Directed by: Alfonso Rodríguez


Wiki information Machos:

Banda Machos
Ranchera Artist, Social network user, Award Nominee, Musical Group, Musical Artist

Banda Machos is a Mexican band originally from Villa Corona, in the state of Jalisco. The band sings a combination of Banda music, Quebradita, and Ranchera. Banda Machos has performed songs composed by Joan Sebastian, Jose Guadalupe Esparza, José...

City/Town/Village, Dated location, Statistical region, Location

Machos is a community in the municipal unit of Vartholomio, northwestern Elis, Greece. The population was 470 in 2001. It is situated in a rural plain, 2 km west of Dimitra, 3 km southwest of Neochori and 2 km northwest of Vartholomio.


Facebook pages same name Machos:

Macho Man Randy Savage - Athlete Macho Peruano que se respeta - Entertainer Team Macho Madness - Entertainer solo machos  para  ti - Artist Macho Follador - Photographer Ser Mujer Es Cosa Pa Machos - Artist Macho Peruano Que Se Respeta - Comedian HOMBRE, MACHO QUE SE RESPETA - Artist El macho oficial - Artist Angel Macho - Athlete