urban

Definition funny of Lombard:

urbanLombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick

urban"How was your date last night?" "Awful, he was a real Lombard"

urbanLombard (AKA Lompton), the village of Lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sluts from Glenbard East. The town is full of good catholics, all from Montini. The pride and joy of Lombard is Lilacia Park where there is a glorious display of assorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the Lilacs of Lombard. The most important part of lombard is Sacred Heart School, located right on the corner of Elizabeth and Maple. The kids who attended this school rule all of Lombard. Everyone thinks they're punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. All you Lombard alums will remember Lombard Lanes, the glass bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. If you live in Lombard you will find yourself drawn to Cruise Nights every Saturday during the summertime, and once a year to the Taste of Lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in DuPage County) presented to you on the 4th of july. All of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the Lilac Parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. Wanna hear more about this glorious town? Subscribe to the local newspaper, The Lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember... slow down, make Lombard a safe town!!

urbanlombard kid: "hey i'm from lombard" villa park kid: "holy shit you're from lombard? i've been with soo many ladies but none of the classy girls from lombard-- they're WAY outta my league"

urbanLots Of Money But A Real Dickhead. A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

urbanOh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

urbanLombard is home to the infamous glenbard east high school and montini catholic high school. Both of these schools include slutty girls getting way too drunk every weekend and then posting about it on social media. Lombard is the only town that puts pride in flower. They have an entire park deticated to their lilacs as well as several ceremonies a year for this flower. The only good part about lombard is it's close proximity to Chicago which makes it easy to aquire a large variety if drugs. Don't be fooled by this because it is not as great as it may seem. The people of Lombard tend to have low IQs and manage to get pulled over and/or arrested for possession almost as often as they lie about the amount of hours they spend mastrubating each day.

songs

Songs about Lombard:

songsBonsoir Boogie! (Live At Duc Des Lombards Jazz Club, Paris/2010) by B, C & D of Boogie Woogie The A from the Album Live In Paris (Live At Duc Des Lombards Jazz Club, Paris/2010)

songs(Get Your Kicks On) Route 66 (Live At Duc Des Lombards Jazz Club, Paris/2010) by B, C & D of Boogie Woogie The A from the Album Live In Paris (Live At Duc Des Lombards Jazz Club, Paris/2010)

songsDwelling Place (feat. Shawn Lombard) by Rez Music from the Album Dwelling Place

songsGable And Lombard (Theme) [From "Gable And Lombard"] by Michel Legrand from the Album The Music Of Michel Legrand

songsLombard Trial by Jan Hammer from the Album Miami Vice: The Complete Collection

songsThe Castle of Louis de Lombard: "A Strange Person" (Digitally Remastered 1997) by Monty Python from the Album The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film Of Monty Python And The Holy Grail

songsDuc De Woogie Boogie (Live At Duc Des Lombards Jazz Club, Paris/2010) by B, C & D of Boogie Woogie The A from the Album Live In Paris (Live At Duc Des Lombards Jazz Club, Paris/2010)

books

Books about Lombard:

booksLombard Street A Description of the Money Market by Walter Bagehot (Oct 3, 2013)

booksLombard Street-A Description of the Money Market by Walter Bagehot (Dec 21, 2012)

booksFireball: Carole Lombard and the Mystery of Flight 3 by Robert Matzen (Dec 2, 2013)

booksThe Lombards: The Ancient Longobards by Neil Christie (Jan 26, 1999)

booksThe Lombard Laws (The Middle Ages Series) by Katherine Fischer Drew and Edward Peters (Nov 1, 1973)

booksFey. (Vince Lombard Book 2) by Mike Lee (Jul 14, 2011)

booksThe New Lombard Street: How the Fed Became the Dealer of Last Resort by Perry Mehrling (Nov 28, 2010)

movies

Movies about Lombard:

moviesGable and Lombard 2006 R CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 12 mins Starring: James Brolin, Jill Clayburgh, et al. Directed by: Sidney J. Furie

moviesCarole Lombard - The Glamour Collection 1935 NR - Runtime: 7 hrs 40 mins Starring: Carole Lombard, Bing Crosby, et al. Directed by: Mitchell Leisen, Wesley Ruggles, et al.

moviesPowell & Lombard: Comedy Collection 2007 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs 13 mins Starring: William Powell Directed by: n/a

moviesGable and Lombard 2004 R - Runtime: 2 hrs 12 mins Starring: James Brolin, Jill Clayburgh, et al. Directed by: Sidney J. Furie

moviesCarole Lombard in the Thirties 2013 NR -

moviesBizet - Carmen / Domashenko, Berti, Aceto, Dashuk, Pastorello, Josipovic, Lombard, Verona Opera 2004 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Raymond Aceto, Marina Domashenko, et al.

moviesLombard and Montgomery in Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2004 -

wiki

Wiki information Lombard:

Lombards
Ethnicity, Military Combatant, Literature Subject

The Lombards or Langobards, were a Germanic tribe who ruled Italy from 568 to 774. The Lombard historian Paul the Deacon wrote in the Historia Langobardorum that the Lombards descended from a small tribe called the Winnili who dwelt in southern...

Lombardy
Italian region, Statistical region, Wine Region, Breed origin, Location, Dated location, Region, Administrative Division, Travel destination

Lombardy is one of the 20 regions of Italy. The capital is Milan. A sixth of Italy's population lives in Lombardy and about a fifth of Italy's GDP is produced in the region, making it the most populous and richest region in the country and one of the...