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Definition funny of Lighthouses:
To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.
Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.
A dance that looks like a lighthouse. The lighthouse can only be preformed if: 1 The dancer is taller than the people who surround him/her so everyone can see the dance from far away. 2 The head is turned from one side to the other repeatedly.
Look at Kruger, he totally rocked out the Lighthouse!
This phenomenon occurs when one is defecating in an unclean and/or unsafe environment, and does not wish to make physical contact with the toilet seat. As a result, the person performs the squat maneuver. This accomplishes two things: first, the point of exit for the stool is at a considerably higher elevation, resulting in a high entry velocity. Second, as a result of the pivot point being above the feet, the point of exit is further forward in relation to the bowl. This point of release may be so far forward such that there is no (or shallow) water directly above the asshole. If the consistency of the crap is just right, it will land and stick, remaining in an upright position. If the center of mass is directly above the area spanned by the base, the log will be in metastable static equilibrium, and will not fall down. This is commonly known as the lighthouse effect. Note: the lighthouse is said to have weathered the storm if it remains even after the ensuing flush, such that there is no toilet paper or urine detracting from the natural beauty of the phenomenon.
-Dude, I just left a lighthouse in that bathroom!! -Nice! Did it weather the storm? -Yea! Come check it out!
A lighthouse is when you're lying on your back making sweet love to a black chick and you start to rotate her on that huge shaft of yours with her eyes closed - every time she makes a full revolution on that throbbing thing of yours she opens her eyes and mouth shining the way to ecstacy.
Songs about Lighthouses:
My Lighthouse by Rend Collective from the Album The Art of Celebration
Lighthouse by Ziggy Marley from the Album Fly Rasta
The Lighthouse's Tale by Nickel Creek from the Album Nickel Creek
The Lighthouse (Ryman Gospel Reunion Version) by Buddy Mullins/Vestal Goodman/Ivan Parker from the Album Ryman Gospel Reunion
Lighthouse by The Waifs from the Album Up All Night
Lighthouse by The Word Alive from the Album Real.
The Lighthouse (Performance Track Low without Background Vocals in Bb) by Crossroads Performance Tracks from the Album The Lighthouse (Made Popular By The Happy Goodmans) [Performance Track]
Books about Lighthouses:
To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf and Eudora Welty (Dec 27, 1989)
To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf (Jun 30, 2014)
The Lighthouse by Melanie Wilber and Kevin Wilber (Jun 3, 2013)
The Lighthouse by Alison Moore (Aug 15, 2012)
To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf (1989)
The Storm (The Lighthouse Family) by Cynthia Rylant and Preston McDaniels (Sep 1, 2003)
The Lighthouse: The Mystery of the Eliean Mor Lighthouse Keepers by Keith McCloskey (Oct 1, 2014)
Movies about Lighthouses:
Lighthouses [HD] 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 1 min Directed by: Michale Heumann
Living Landcsapes America's Most Beautiful Lighthouses [HD] 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 1 min Starring: America The Beautiful Directed by: Unavailable
Lighthouses of Maine Journey Through Time 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 59 mins Directed by: TravelVideoStore.com
Lighthouses of the Great Lakes 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 1 min Directed by: Southport Video Productions
Michigan Lighthouses 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Southport Video Productions
Oregon Lighthouses-The Silent Sentinels 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 53 mins Directed by: TravelVideoStore.com
U.S. Lighthouses 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Southport Video Productions