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Numerology information Kristofer:
Name Number: 4 Meaning: Stability, Sameness, Regular, Rules, Condition, Responsibility, Routine, Frame, Detail, Order
Definition funny of Kristofer:
Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans. Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.
Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?" Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken." Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out." Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*
Kristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect.
Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer. Friend: Wait, is he a Christopher with a C or a Kristofer with a K? Hot Girl: Kristofer with a K, obviously. I would never date a Christopher with a C. God no. That's just disgusting. Friend: You're so lucky. I wish I had a Kristofer with a K.
Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis. (Which promotes his sexual life.) Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream. Watch out for stray hairs.
God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.
Songs about Kristofer:
Kristofer David by David Soul from the Album David Soul
Alphabet Song for Christopher (Cristopher, Kristofer, Kristopher) by Personalized Kid Music from the Album Friendly Songs - Personalized For Christopher
Are you ready to do the Hokey Pokey Christopher (Cristopher, Kristofer, Kristopher) by Personalized Kid Music from the Album Birthday Party Songs - Personalized For Christopher
Blessing for Christopher (Cristopher, Kristofer, Kristopher) by Personalized Kid Music from the Album Christopher, Let's Sing For Jesus
The Bumble Bee Song for Christopher (Cristopher, Kristofer, Kristopher) by Personalized Kid Music from the Album Personalized Melodies About Christopher
Christopher has the Purple Sock Blues (Cristopher, Kristofer, Kristopher) by Personalized Kid Music from the Album Personalized Melodies About Christopher
Christopher is a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N (Cristopher, Kristofer, Kristopher) by Personalized Kid Music from the Album Christopher, Let's Sing For Jesus
Books about Kristofer:
Kristófer (Rökkurhæðir Book 3) (Icelandic Edition) by Birgitta Elín Hassell and Marta Hlín Magnadóttir (Apr 13, 2012)
Kristofer's Day At The Ballpark by Kristi Colvin-Williams and Massive Brain (Jan 28, 2006)
Kristofer: Webster's Timeline History, 1440 - 2007 by Philip M. Parker (Jun 3, 2008)
Kristofer Says Know Your Rules by Kristi Colvin-Willaims, A Mother's Love Pub. and Acesgraphics and Massive Brain (Nov 3, 2008)
Kristofer (Take my heart Book 1) by Dean Martin (Mar 7, 2013)
Jellyfish Jam - VeggieTales Mission Possible Adventure Series #2: Personalized for Kristofer by Cindy Kenney and Doug Peterson (Feb 21, 2008)
The Trojan Rocking Horse - VeggieTales Mission Possible Adventure Series #6: Personalized for Kristofer by Doug Peterson (Mar 1, 2008)
Wiki information Kristofer:
Kristofer Hivju is a Norwegian film actor, producer and writer, best known for his role of Tormund Giantsbane, in the HBO fantasy series, Game of Thrones, and Jonas in the 2011 film The Thing. In 2004, he graduated from the Russian Academy of Theatre...
Kristoffer Martin is a Filipino actor. His career started when he joined the talent TV show Little Big Superstar where he was eliminated on the second week. He appeared in a couple of TV shows in ABS-CBN such as Prinsesa ng Banyera, Kung Fu Kids,...