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Kohl Expression, Kohl Soul Urge, Kohl Inner Dream


Numerology information Kohl:

numerologyName Number: 1 Meaning: Individual, Masculine, Logic, Self, Active, Leadership, Initiative, Assertive


Definition funny of Kohl:

urbanAn establishment located in plazas and sometimes traditional malls. Mr.Kohl "pioneered" a method where the registers are at the front like a grocery store but since then this technique has ineffective because current management believes that having only one worker on the registers is sufficient. Because of their lack of insight this leads to a constant "barrage of backup to mens!", "backup to womans!", "There is no line at jewelry!",etc over the intercom.Most of the time even despite the lack of workers at the register the reason for the hold up at the register is because of the employees who participate in long drawn out conversations with customers about the great "deals" they have. The main reason for the delays at the register, however; is due to the company's credit policy. Each Manager is bred and trained into credit "whores" where their main existence is to bully and pester customers into signing up for credit cards where they charge a fee of 20% if your late on your payment.$100, you pay $120. If the customer says no they don't want a credit card in the manual an employee supposed to say, "Are you sure you have an opportunity to save up to 12 times a year" and if that doesn't work in a desperation move an employee is then supposed to ask if they would like to sign up for an email account. Kohls prides itself in a yes we can! policy i.e. if you bring a shirt to the register and say its 20 bucks but on the register it says the actual price is 30 they are supposed to give it to you for 20. Actually because the people working at the registers believe they have some divine duty to not give anyone a deal add to the increased barrage of people on the intercom by calling for employees to see if that is the actual price. Continuing their credit whore policy it is common for a manager to go on the intercom and plea for customers to sign up for a credit card and describing the "benefits", these can last up to 3 minutes. Even though the sounds emitting over the intercom can sound like nails on a chalkboard some would argue that its a better then the atrocious music that plays such favorites as "All in this Together" - Ben LeeOne day on an 8 hour shift this song played a total of three times inducing nausea.Kohls attempts to justify their credit whoring by saying that it benefits everyone including employees because each employee receives a meager stock option after a year of employment and it will help increase that value;however, most employees don't even survive their 90 day training period let alone a year. An employee also only receives an increase of 50 cents to their paycheck for each credit card whored. The job pays bad especially in comparison to other similar retail establishments in the same class some even offer commission. Every Kohls is always understaffedgranted a lot of employees quit this shortage leads to a lack of customer service and a pigpen of a store. To add salt to the wound every week their is a customer service report card and the common complaint is lack of available associates, The managers then manipulate this statistic by putting the blame on employees saying they are not wearing their name badge or they don't smile and say hi to each customer. Kohl's does however offer cheap merchandise albeit at the expense of its employees so it is a good place to find a deal.That being said as an employee the workplace at Kohl's left me with a pessimistic outlook on life and since my termination from the company i feel like a changed individual.Oftentimes work experience will help you become a better worker but Kohls has managed to put me in a worse position then before i started.

urbanFranklin: "Ayy brahhhh why'd yous get fired from Kohls?" Leonard: " Cuz, i got caught spitting game at a girl for twenty minutes on the camera but I dont really care because i hated that place." Franklin: " Damn,...that bad huh" Leonard: "The job has probably shortened my life expectancy..."

urbankohls is a department store that resembles a cross between a typical clothes store but with a layout similar to the mall. Kohls starting salaries are higher then 6.50, usually in the 7 dollar range. kohls is kinda like a walmart of clothes and similar accessories, minus the bullying. Kohls is notorious for its good customer service, low prices (compared to equivalent clothes at the local mall), and various sales. They are obsessed with customers getting kohls charge cards..

urbanwow i got these basketball shorts for $10! At the mall they were $40!. I think im gonna get a kohls charge! Yea kolhs is da bomb

urbanA giant soul sucking chain of department stores, which started out as a grocery store and is now an incredibly profitable business. They pride themselves on low prices and great customer service. The so called sale prices aren't sales, they r items that hav been marked up and then down 2 create a fake sale, the clearence is the only good deal, with xxxl sizes and damaged merchandise. The managment are power hungry uneducated fools that sit on their asses all day and complain that nothing gets done. Customers who shop there r fat white trash hicks that let their inbred kids run around the store destroying everything, while they try on hoochie mama outfits. Employees r underpaid slaves that hav 2 listen 2 customers bitch and complain that they didn't get the 75 cents off they were promised in their imaginations. Kohls is the place wher dreams go 2 die.

urbanBrother:"after were done having sex, wanna pack up the 12 kids and head to kohls?" Sister:"yea, I don't hav a job or a life I mite as well go try on clothes that don't fit"

urbanthe hottest guy ever in the whole entire world, he is a mad laxer and you just wanna do him every time you look at him


Songs about Kohl:

songsThe Ernest Kohl Uk Greatest Hit's Mega-Mix by Ernest Kohl from the Album The Ernest Kohl Uk Greatest Hits Megamix (By Dj David Strong)

songsAera Kohl by Matthias Deutschmann from the Album Die Wahrheit Über Deutschland Pt.3

songsAll I Know (Feat. Ernest Kohl) by G Cd Global from the Album G Cd Global 2

songsBlumen und Kohl by Siebald Manfred from the Album Du bist mein Rabe

songsBreschnew, Honecker, Clinton und Kohl by Doktor Stratmann from the Album Machensichmafrei, bitte!

songsContra Kohl Et Alios by Jürgen Roth from the Album Sie Düffeldoffel da! Herbert Wehner - Ein komischer Heiliger

songsDas Drama Hannelore Kohls by Gabriele Baring from the Album Die Geheimen Ängste Der Deutschen - Wie Der Zweite Weltkrieg Bis Heute Emotional In Den Deutschen Nachwirkt


Books about Kohl:

booksKohl: Das gesündeste Lebensmittel der Welt. Mit Trendrezepten für Grünkohlchips, Smoothies und mehr. (German Edition... by Margot Hellmiß (Sep 15, 2014)

booksKohls Cares "Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose" by Dr. Seuss

booksSPIEGEL E-Book: Helmut Kohl - Ein deutsches Drama (German Edition) by René Pfister and SPIEGEL Verlag (Oct 10, 2014)

booksArt with Anything: 52 Weeks of Fun Using Everyday Stuff (Mary Ann Kohl Books) by MaryAnn F. Kohl (Jun 1, 2010)

booksSkippyjon Jones in the Dog-House (Kohl's Cares Edition) (2012)

booksMr. Brown Can Moo! Can You? Dr. Seuss's Book of Wonderful Noises (Kohl's Cares for Kids) by Dr. Seuss (1998)

booksVermächtnis. Die Kohl-Protokolle by Heribert Schwan, Tilman Jens and Bodo Primus (Oct 7, 2014) - Unabridged


Movies about Kohl:

moviesMore Than They Bargained For History of Kohl's Ranch - Runtime: 1 hr 16 mins Directed by: Glenn Gibbons

moviesCampo De Regatas Tom Selleck; Kathy Baker; Kohl Sudduth; R Unrated -

moviesMegatrends in Agriculture: Thinking Beyond the Next Growing Season, With Dr. David Kohl -


Wiki information Kohl:

Helmut Kohl
Politician, Organization founder, Author, Award Winner, Musical Artist, Person or entity appearing in film, Chivalric Order Member, Name source, Film actor, Person

Helmut Josef Michael Kohl is a German conservative politician and statesman. He served as Chancellor of Germany from 1982 to 1998 and as the chairman of the Christian Democratic Union from 1973 to 1998. His 16-year tenure was the longest of any...


Kohl is an ancient eye cosmetic, traditionally made by grinding galena and other ingredients. It is widely used in South Asia, the Middle East, North Africa, the Horn of Africa, and parts of West Africa as eyeliner to contour and/or darken the...