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Numerology information Kerns:
Name Number: 4 Meaning: Stability, Sameness, Regular, Rules, Condition, Responsibility, Routine, Frame, Detail, Order
Definition funny of Kerns:
A term used to describe a guy who wants to be cool but just ends up being more annoying than an 8 year old with ADHD who just drank 5 gallons of sugar-laden Kool-Aid. (Note: Referred to as a "guy", although technically not a male - a large, untrimmed vag with pubic lice can be seen where the penis is usually found on a man.)
Girl: Do you hear that irritating motherfucker? Why is he fully grown, but still acts like my little sister in elementary school?? Guy: Yeah, he's a total Kerns. People always want to bitchslap the shit out of him, but it would feel too much like child abuse.
To sleep with your mom, except not as a 4-year-old who's scared of the dark, but after you're well into adulthood.
Kerns: So mom, same place same time tonight? ;) (*cough* my room, midnight *cough*) Guy nearby: Holy shit. Talk about the creepiest family of losers around.
A Kern was a Gaelic soldier, specifically a light infantryman during the Middle Ages. Kern were light troops who relied on speed and mobility as armor. Sources describe the kern rushing into the attack, and then racing off so swiftly and nimbly that it was impossible for English troops to catch them. The dart was the weapon of choice for kern, the bow never achieving popularity in the country. It is from here that arised the legend of the fabled "irish ninja" Also refers to "badass"
General 1: A Kern was a Gaelic soldier, specifically a light infantryman during the Middle Ages. General 2: yes
One lets forth thy golden showers onto unsuspecting people in their sleep.
Songs about Kerns:
Kern River by Merle Haggard from the Album Kern River
Kern River (Album Version) by Merle Haggard from the Album Super Hits Vol. 1
Moment of Quiet (feat. Jo Kern) by Roberto Sol from the Album Chill & Grill, Vol.1 (Finest Lounge & Chillout Music for Barbecue)
The Way You Look Tonight, Kern, Arr. Wilson by Saint Michael Trio from the Album Warning May Cause Mood Swings
Nowhere feat. Billy Kern by Parov Stelar from the Album Seven And Storm
Kern: The Folks Who Live On The Hill by Kiri Te Kanawa from the Album Blue Skies
Kern River by Merle Haggard from the Album Live At Billy Bob's Texas - Ol' Country Singer
Books about Kerns:
The Kern River Sierra Outdoor Recreation Topo Map by Extremeline Productions LLC and Allison Diller (Sep 10, 2012)
Kern by Derek Beaulieu (Jan 24, 2013)
Jerome Kern Collection (Piano-Vocal Series) by Jerome Kern (Mar 1, 1988)
The Jerome Kern Encyclopedia by Thomas S. Hischak (Jun 6, 2013)
Kern and Burn: Conversations With Design Entrepreneurs by Jessica Karle Heltzel and Tim Hoover (Jun 3, 2013)
By Kern Alexander - American Public School Law (7th Edition) (4/16/08) by Kern Alexander (Apr 16, 2008)
Building Professional Services: The Sirens' Song (Harris Kern's Enterprise Computing Institute Series) by Thomas Lah, Steve O'Connor and Mitchel Peterson (Jun 22, 2002)
Movies about Kerns:
Cath Lab Essentials with Dr. Morton Kern -
Britten - Albert Herring / Graham-Hall, Rigby, Opie, Kern, Palmer, Johnson, Gale, Van Allan, Hammond-Stroud, Haitink... 2005 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Alan Opie, Jean Rigby and John Graham-Hall
Kern, Richard - VBS Presents: Shot By Kern -
Murder So Sweet 1994 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Harry Hamlin, Helen Shaver, K.T. Oslin, et al. Directed by: Larry Peerce
Frank Kern's Mass Control Live Seminar, San Diego Hard Rock Hotel 2008 2008 - Runtime: 11 hrs 40 mins
Sierra Fly Fishing Vol.1 / The Lower Kern River 2007 - Runtime: 29 mins Starring: Guy Jeans Directed by: Tysun McMullan
Kern, Richard - Hardcore Collection: Director's Cut -
Wiki information Kerns:
Kerns is a village in the canton of Obwalden in Switzerland.
Joanna Kerns is an American actress and director best known for her role as Maggie Seaver on the family situation comedy Growing Pains from 1985–1992.