Definition funny of Kennett:

urbanA small town, proudly known as the mushroom captial of the world (big woop). Also can be called little Mexico, well actually could be considered the real Mexico, because everyone from Mexico has skipped the border and is now living in Kennett Square.

urbanAlmost half if Kennet High school solely speaks spanish, this could explain why standardized test scores are so low...they are in English, the is the U.S.

urbanA small town, the mushroom capital of the world, which has seen better days. Its town square has "character" from its apparently rich history, but its pretty boring for anyone living there now. Its high school calls itself diverse, but its really two segregated groups: the average american kids and the Mexicans. All of kennett is generalized as working at mushroom farms and not knowing english, yet about half of the kids that go there can't relate whatsoever with that type of background. Perhaps some of the Mexicans at kennett are lazy, dirty, slutty (the usual generalization), but many of them are working hard and came here legally. The combination of all of the different backgrounds at KHS make it into a unique place, since not everyone is the same like our stuck-up rival Unionville.

urbanMushroom capital of the world

urbanLocated in the middle of friggin nowhere. Full of illegal mexicans who work at the mushroom farms who in 2 years are going to have to leave because they are gonna tear them all down. At the schools when you are jumped by a mexican you're jumped by 20 so it is 20 on 1. They claim we are diverse but they only say that because there are more mexicans here than in mexico. 80% of the kids have no lives and rumors spread faster than anything in kennett. Conservative people can't seem to explain themselves when it comes to politics and it seems like they don't even watch the news. The rest of us sane people support the unionville-kennett rivalry when it comes to sports but don't seem to want to jump the nice kids who live down the street, call us crazy. 75% of the people in my class are not going to graduate because they spend every class period inside the bathrooms. This place is hell and I wish the kids at unionville would shut the hell up about how that place sucks because at kennett you can't even get a decent education because they only care about the mexicans because those are the only ones stopping us from making AYP every year. At least the kids at unionville have great sports teams and can have teachers focus on the honor/AP students. Even with a 4.0 at kennett you can't get into Stanford Yes this is coming from a kennett student/resident

urbanUnionville kid: I wish I was a kennett Kennett Kid: Shut the hell up you are going to UPenn with a 3.2

urbanaka mexico, the girls are whores, all the guys spend all their their money on shitty hookers from unionville. they all think that they are so cool and fly, when in reality they have to cheat the IRS to get by. Half the school is illeagal immagrants from mexico. they work in barns cleaning stalls all day for what they think is minimuim wage ($2 an hour). there are guys at kennett who screw their couisin's without protecton.


Songs about Kennett:

songsIf Ronald Reagan, The Man From The Elephant Rolo Ad Who Looks A Bit Like Jeff Kennett, Or Downtown Allan Brown... by Jason Lives from the Album The Star Trek Conspiracy


Books about Kennett:

booksRoar of the Tigress: The Oral Teachings of Rev. Master Jiyu-Kennett, Western Woman and Zen Master, Vol. 1 by Jiyu Kennett and Daizui MacPhillamy (Sep 15, 2000)

booksBrandywine Valley: Chadds Ford, Kennett Square, West Chester, Wilmington by Sharon Hernes Silverman (Feb 1, 2004)

booksKennett Square (PA) (Postcard History Series) by Joseph A. Lordi (Jul 24, 2006)

booksKennett Square, yesterday and today: A history of the borough of Kennett Square in the county of Chester in the... by Henrietta G Bastalick (1982)

booksKennett: The Short, Colorful Life Of A California Copper Town And Its Founding Family by Jane B. Schuldberg (Apr 2005)

booksThe Story of Kennett by Bayard Taylor (Nov 3, 2006)



Wiki information Kennett:

Jeff Kennett
Politician, Organization founder, Military Person, Award Winner, Person, Organization leader

Jeffrey Gibb Kennett AC, is a former Australian politician who was the 43rd Premier of Victoria between 1992 and 1999 and a current media commentator. He was the President of Hawthorn Football Club from 2005 - 2011. He is the founding Chairman of...

City/Town/Village, HUD County Place, Dated location, HUD Foreclosure Area, Capital of administrative division, Location, Statistical region

Kennett is a city in Dunklin County, Missouri, United States. Kennett is the county seat of Dunklin County. The city is located in the southeast corner of Missouri, 4 miles east of Arkansas and 20 miles from the Mississippi River. It has a population...