Definition funny of Jockey:

urbanA Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

urbanthe Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.

urbanA girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth. This is known to cause more pain than pleasure. Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.

urbanPerson 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?" Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"

urbanA colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

urban"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry

urbanTo allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12


Songs about Jockey:

songsJockey Full of Bourbon (Live) by Joe Bonamassa from the Album An Acoustic Evening (Live at the Vienna Opera House)

songsJockey Full Of Bourbon by Tom Waits from the Album Rain Dogs

songsJockey Full of Bourbon (Live) by Joe Bonamassa from the Album Tour De Force: Live In London - Royal Albert Hall

songsSuper Epic Thrill Jockey Mega Massive Anniversary Mix by Trey Told 'Em from the Album Super Epic Thrill Jockey Mega Massive Anniversary Mix

songsFi Di Jockey by Aidonia from the Album Reggae Gold 2013

songsJockey Full of Bourbon (Live) by Joe Bonamassa from the Album Tour De Force: Live In London - Hammersmith Apollo

songsJockey Full Of Bourbon by Joe Bonamassa from the Album The Ballad Of John Henry


Books about Jockey:

booksA Jockey's Life: The Biography of Lester Piggott by Dick Francis (Sep 26, 1986)

booksThe Jockey Club's Illustrated History of Thoroughbred Racing in America by Edward L. Bowen and Steven Crist (May 1994)

booksJockeys and Jewels by Bev Pettersen (Jul 26, 2011)

booksLast Night a DJ Saved My Life: The History of the Disc Jockey by Bill Brewster (May 20, 2014)

booksRoy Higgins: Australia's Favourite Jockey by Patrick Bartley (Oct 22, 2014)

booksRacetrack Romance BOX SET (Books 1-3) (Racetrack Romance (Jockeys and Jewels, Color My Horse, Fillies and Females... by Bev Pettersen (Mar 4, 2012)

booksHistory of Horse Racing: First Past The Post: Champion Thoroughbreds, Owners, Trainers and Jockeys, Illustrated... by John Carter (Jun 16, 2013)


Movies about Jockey:

moviesSecretariat's Jockey - Ron Turcotte [HD] 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 16 mins Starring: Ron Turcotte Directed by: National Film Board of Canada

moviesJockeys Season 1 2009 TV-PG CC -

moviesDisk Jockey 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 58 mins Directed by: Customflix

moviesLads & Jockeys 2012 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Flavien Masset Directed by: Benjamin Marquet

moviesJockeys Season 2 [HD] 2009 TV-PG CC -

moviesThe Ricky Gervais Show: Season 1 2011 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs 30 mins Starring: Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, et al.

moviesTip On A Dead Jockey 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Starring: Robert Taylor, Dorothy Malone, et al. Directed by: Richard Thorpe


Wiki information Jockey:

Disc jockey

A disc jockey is a person who mixes recorded music for an audience. Originally, "disc" referred to phonograph records, not the later compact discs. Today, the term includes all forms of music playback, no matter the medium. The title "DJ" is also...

Hall of fame induction category, Art Subject, Character Occupation, Literature Subject, Profession

A jockey is someone who rides horses in horse racing or steeplechase racing, primarily as a profession. The word also applies to camel riders in camel racing.