urban

Definition funny of Jerks:

urbanThe kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy. Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds. Typically are/were Frat Boys, Jocks, and Preps in school.

urban"Yeah, Billy's a real Jerk the way he used Tricia like that. Can't believe she bought his crap though."

urbanNoun. An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.

urban"You're such a JERK for leaving me at the mall with no ride home!"

urban1. Final stage of evolution of any male who spent at least one year dating in America, no matter his origin 2. Mandatory mindset for self-survival within corporate America 3. At this point of no return, group synonym for an elusive + cocky + self-confident + self-centered + loud + crazy male 4. A guy that doesn’t give a flyin’ fuck about anything else but his handsome allure and annoying success. 5. THE abusive attitude that will surely attract any girl’s love in America. For life 6. A guy that enhances any girl’s low self-esteem and insecurity without meaning it. Then gets blamed for it. 7. A guy that does not return any “I love you” s but keeps smiling at his girl’s face until she melts down and asks for more of that shit :) 8. Every bitches’ openly discussed concern. Yet every bitches’ secret love. 9. A challenge aka any girl’s biggest turn-on. 10. A bitch with a dick.

urban“Oh my God, Tyler is such a jerk to me {tears} He treats me like shit {collapses} I love him though {go figure}” “Tyler earned twice my bonus this year and makes me realize what a sorry loser I am. He is such a jerk”

urban1. A mean/heartless person. 2. More common: A guy who perfectly fits the gender stereotype, and is insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. Though many women constantly complain about guys like that, most end up with one, because they didn't dig deeper and didn't try to see through the jerk's crap. Instead of going for a nice guy who will obviously be there for a girl, most girls choose what's right in front of them, a cold-hearted bastard who happens to look "macho", who is a big-time flirt and wears his penis on his sleeve.

songs

Songs about Jerks:

songsCool Jerk by The Capitols from the Album Dance The Cool Jerk (US Release)

songsJerk It Out (New Brauer Mix) by Caesars from the Album Paper Tigers

songsYou're A Jerk (Explicit Album Version) [Explicit] by New Boyz from the Album You're A Jerk [Explicit]

songsThe Jerk by Joyce Manor from the Album Never Hungover Again

songsDon't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas) by SpongeBob SquarePants from the Album Merry Nickmas!

songsJamaica Jerk-Off (2014 Remaster) by Elton John from the Album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (40th Anniversary Celebration)

songsJerk Out #3 by The Time from the Album Pandemonium (US Release)

books

Books about Jerks:

booksUnicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth by Theo Nicole Lorenz (Aug 29, 2012)

booksJerk, California by Jonathan Friesen (Sep 4, 2008)

booksJerk: Barbecue from Jamaica by Helen Willinsky (Sep 1, 1990)

booksJERK: How I Wasted My Life Watching Television by Adam Buckman (Sep 24, 2014)

booksThe Jerk (Fotonovel) by Steve Martin, Carl Gottlieb and Michael Elias (Nov 1979)

booksHow to Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk by John Van Epp (Mar 19, 2008)

booksHow to Self-Promote without Being a Jerk by Bruce Kasanoff (Jan 24, 2014)

movies

Movies about Jerks:

moviesJerks with Cameras Season 1 [HD] 2014 TV-PG CC -

moviesThe Jerk 2006 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters, et al. Directed by: nbcu

moviesThe Jerk 1979 R - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters, et al. Directed by: Carl Reiner

moviesComedy Greats Spotlight Collection 2012 R - Runtime: 7 hrs 28 mins Starring: John Belushi, Steve Martin, et al. Directed by: Michael Schultz, John Landis, et al.

moviesFlipside - Best Of Volume 1: Bad Religion, Circle Jerks, Dickies, Weirdos 2008 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 10 mins Directed by: MVD

moviesThe King of Queens: Season 8 1998 Unrated - Runtime: 8 hrs 11 mins Starring: Leah Remini

moviesEntourage: Season 5 2009 Unrated - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: Adrian Grenier, Jeremy Piven, et al.

wiki

Wiki information Jerks:

Circle Jerks
Hardcore punk Artist, Musical Artist, Person or entity appearing in film, Record Producer, Social network user, Musical Group

The Circle Jerks were an American hardcore punk band, formed in 1979 in Los Angeles, California. The group was founded by former Black Flag vocalist Keith Morris and Red Kross guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent hardcore punk bands...

Myoclonus
Symptom, ICD-9-CM Classification

Myoclonus or is a brief, involuntary twitching of a muscle or a group of muscles. It describes a medical sign and, generally, is not a diagnosis of a disease. These myoclonic twitches, jerks, or seizures are usually caused by sudden muscle...