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Definition funny of Hotchkiss:

urbanThe Hotchkiss School is an independent boarding school located in Lakeville, Connecticut. Founded in 1891. Hotchkiss students are from all over but the most common areas are fairfield county, westchester (rye part of it of course), and new york city. They have a work hard play hard outlook. classes are monday-saturday but students more than make up for it when they leave campus saturday nights. drugs and alcohol are forbidden so they are only used a little and coke is popular because it's harder to catch students blowing lines than smoking weed and its harder to tell if a student is coked up than drunk. boys must wear coat and tie to class every day while girls wear skirts and tops. ties are all hermes and vineyard vines. the girls wear lilly pulitzer, ralph lauren, and theory. the biggest sports are football, fieldhockey, hockey, squash, and biggest of all lacrosse. most students go to ivy league or top 20 schools or small new england liberal arts schools. . schools that hotchkiss has sent the most students to in the last few years are georgetown, harvard, duke, cornell, bowdoin, brown, princeton, middlebury, yale, upenn, uva and trinity college. a lot of kids are recruited for sports. vineyard vines recently designed a pattern for both totes and ties in their custom collection for Hotchkiss. other similar schools are deerfield, taft, groton, choate, loomis chafee, etc.

urbanparent 1: my daughter just heard back from prep schools and is going to hotchkiss. parent 2: thats great my son just graduated and is playing lacrosse and princeton next year.

urbanThe only man to successfully merge the twin world of history and no pants.

urbanHotchkiss took off his pants today

urbanThe school you go to if your aunt is the same person as your mother. Generally attended by children who's special needs prevent them from wiping their own asses. Teachers have been known to show up to class drunk, stoned, and/or indecently exposed. While the school dean brags that many students grow up to attend the top 20 colleges in the country, that statement is only true if you consider secretly living in a cardboard box in the basement and dealing crack to students "attending." Notable times in the school history include the syphilis outbreak of '87, the great manure fire of '96, and that time that a student realized that he wasn't really in a horrible, strangely erotic dream.

urbanDid you hear about the Hotchkiss kid who accidentally drowned to death when he tried to watch the rain fall down?

songs

Songs about Hotchkiss:

songsWatashi No Koi Wa Hotchkiss by HO-KAGO TEA TIME from the Album Ho-Kago Tea Time (From "K-On!")

songsHotchkiss Gunner's Lament by Marty Stuart from the Album Badlands - Ballads Of The Lakota

songsBeau Night in Hotchkiss Corners by Doris Day from the Album Complete Recordings With Les Brown

songsBeau Night in Hotchkiss Corners (feat. Anita Boyer) by Artie Shaw and His Orchestra from the Album My Blue Heaven (The Bluebird Recordings in Chronological Order, Vol. 8 - 1940 - 1941)

songsBeau Night In Hotchkiss Corners (Remastered) by Doris Day With The Les Brown Orchestra from the Album The Music Plays On

songsGet Up (Darren Hotchkiss Remix) by Haze & Weaver from the Album Get Up (Darren Hotchkiss Remix)

songsHotchkiss by TLO from the Album Rough Waters

books

Books about Hotchkiss:

booksMilitary Jeep: 1940 Onwards (Ford, Willys and Hotchkiss) (Enthusiasts' Manual) by Pat Ware (Jan 1, 2011)

booksMapping for Stonewall: The Civil War Service of Jed Hotchkiss by William J. Miller (Aug 1993)

booksDreams and Shadows: Thomas H. Hotchkiss in Nineteenth-Century Italy by Barbara Novak and Tracie Felker (Aug 1993)

booksHotchkiss: A Chronicle of an American School by Ernest Kolowrat (May 1, 1998)

booksWhy Is It Always About You? : The Seven Deadly Sins of Narcissism by Hotchkiss, Sandy, Masterson, James F. [2003... (1112)

booksDonnie & Dr. Hotchkiss: Monster in my Pocket by John Andrucci (Oct 11, 2014)

booksCivil War Battles: The Maps of Jedediah Hotchkiss by Chester Hearn and Mike Marino (Mar 3, 2009)

movies

Movies about Hotchkiss:

moviesMarilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing and Charm School [HD] 2012 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins Starring: Robert Carlyle, Marisa Tomei, et al. Directed by: Randall Miller

moviesMarilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School 2013 - Runtime: 35 mins Starring: Elden Henson, Kate Mulligan, et al. Directed by: Randall Miller

moviesMarilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing & Charm School 2006 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 43 mins Starring: Robert Carlyle, Marisa Tomei, et al. Directed by: Randall Miller

wiki

Wiki information Hotchkiss:

Hotchkiss gun

The Hotchkiss gun can refer to different products of the Hotchkiss arms company starting in the late 19th century. It usually refers to the 1.65-inch light mountain gun; there were also a navy and a 3-inch Hotchkiss guns. The 47 mm gun was intended...

Hotchkiss H35

The Hotchkiss H35 or Char léger modèle 1935 H was a French light tank developed prior to World War II. Despite having been designed from 1933 as a rather slow but well-armoured light infantry support tank, the type was initially rejected by the...