numerology

Numerology information Hazleton:

numerologyName Number: 2 Meaning: Partnership, Sense, Other, Passive, Assistance, Acceptance, Intimacy, Peace

urban

Definition funny of Hazleton:

urbanBy far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.

urban"I've seen better scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this dilapidated fuck-hole."

urbanA dilapidated city that should have become the Centralia, PA of Holocaust proportions, but unfortunately failed at sinking into the ground, or at least burning out enough toxins to be harmful enough for the mountain to be evacuated. The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably. It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get). Most of the inhabitants of Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests. Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I. Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN HAZLETON.

urban1) Hazleton is the worst city in Pennsylvania. 2) "I sorry, I no speak Englas." - usual Hispanic speech in Hazleton....Allentown at least is better with knowing English 3) "Yo, I gotta get back to tha campus, I got class in da morning!" - Educated African-American speech 4) "Yo let's go fuck some bitches at Giant!" - teenagers in Hazleton 5) "I'm so sick of the Hispanics!" - Ignorant hate-speech from most McAdoo dwellers who live 10 miles outside of Hazleton 6) Hazleton sucks. You're better off in Newark, NJ.

urbanA style of mutual masturbation, in which a woman hangs upside-down, while her male partner stands rightside up.

urbanman: This hazleton, is the bomb. We got to do it more often. woman: Shut the fuck up, and work my clit!

urbanThe center of the most fundamentalist Roman Catholic area in the US if not the world. Town that sits in isolation in the PA coal region. Populated by descendants of Southern Italian and Slovak peasants who were taught by their priests never to think for themselves. Their descendants in Hazleton today have given up most of the pretty or interesting things about their ethnicity (throw fits when newcomer immigrants speak Spanish), but managed to keep the deeper and more negative traits like: "never act on your own initiative" (because that may be willfulness which is a sin). To learn more about the cultural core of this town, look up the Penn State/Hazleton professor who writes papers on superstition and Satanism in the area. The Hispanics might be the only hope to save this town in the foreseeable future.

songs

Songs about Hazleton:

songsMusic for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 (arr. T. Hazleton): IV. La rejouissance by Tom Hazelton from the Album Mendelssohn: War March of the Priests / Sullivan: the Lost Chord / Parry: Jerusalem

songsMusic for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 (arr. T. Hazleton): I. Overture by Tom Hazelton from the Album Mendelssohn: War March of the Priests / Sullivan: the Lost Chord / Parry: Jerusalem

songsMusic for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 (arr. T. Hazleton): II. Bouree by Tom Hazelton from the Album Mendelssohn: War March of the Priests / Sullivan: the Lost Chord / Parry: Jerusalem

songsMusic for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 (arr. T. Hazleton): III. La paix by Tom Hazelton from the Album Mendelssohn: War March of the Priests / Sullivan: the Lost Chord / Parry: Jerusalem

songsMusic for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 (arr. T. Hazleton): V. Menuet II by Tom Hazelton from the Album Mendelssohn: War March of the Priests / Sullivan: the Lost Chord / Parry: Jerusalem

books

Books about Hazleton:

booksAround Hazleton (PA) (Postcard History Series) by Richard W. Funk (Mar 28, 2005)

booksThe First Muslim: The Story of Muhammad by Hazleton, Lesley (2013) (0100)

booksPortraits of the Hazleton Public Schools (Yale University Art Gallery S) by Judith Joy Ross and Director Jock Reynolds (Feb 28, 2006)

books(Reprint) 1970 Yearbook: Hazleton High School, Hazleton, Pennsylvania by 1970 Yearbook Staff of Hazleton High School (May 1, 1970)

booksAutocourse Official History: Cart: The First 20 Years, 1979-1998 (Hazleton History) by Rick Shaffer (Mar 2000)

booksAutocourse 50 Years of World Championship Grand Prix Motor Racing (Hazleton History) by Alan Henry (May 15, 2000)

booksMotocourse 50 Years of MOTO Grand Prix: The Official History of The FIM Road Racing World Championship Grand prix... by Hazelton Publishing Ltd, Dennis Noyes and Francesco Zerbi (Aug 1999)

movies

Movies about Hazleton:

movies60 Minutes - Welcome To Hazleton 2006 - Runtime: 13 mins

wiki

Wiki information Hazleton:

Hazleton
City/Town/Village, Location, HUD County Place, Governmental Jurisdiction, HUD Foreclosure Area, Statistical region, Dated location

Hazleton is a city in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania, United States. The population was 25,340 at the 2010 census, an increase of 8.6% from the 2000 census. Hazleton is the 17th largest city in Pennsylvania.

Hazleton
City/Town/Village, Dated location, HUD County Place, Statistical region, Location, HUD Foreclosure Area

Hazleton is a city in Buchanan County, Iowa, United States. The population was 823 at the 2010 census. The original town was established in 1853 when E. W. Tenney opened a store. A post office opened soon after and was named "Hazelton", because the...

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Facebook pages same name Hazleton:

Lesley Hazleton - Author Scott Cahalane - Politician Jared O’Donnell for Hazleton Area School Board - Politician Hazleton Area High School Band and Chorus - Entertainer Vidal Hazleton - Athlete Richard Hazleton - Politician