Definition funny of Hatchet:

urban1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object. 2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.

urban1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood. 2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!

urbanJuggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.

urbanTom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street? Martha: Oh my! What happened? Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock. Martha: Was he a juggalo? Tom: I believe so, why? Martha: Deserved it.

urbanBy defonition, a small hand axe. Due to ignorance, this weapon is now associated with a group of demented windowlickers. Hatchets, much like retards, have been around for a very long time. They were, and still are, used as tools. Also, they symbolize a feud.

urbanGuy: I need to cut this. Guy2: Use my hatchet! --- Juggalo: shyt, i gotz a hatchet! down wif da clown! Juggalette: dats almost as cool as a faygo! --- When putting differences/feuds aside, it is said that you are "burying the hatchet."

urbanA small, short-handled ax for use in one hand. Made popular as the weapon of choice for a "juggalo" by "Insane Clown Posse", totally disregarding the fact that Chainsaws are way more badass than little pussy axes. And ICP blows. PEACE OUT DAWGZZZ!!!111


Songs about Hatchet:

songsWhich to Bury; Us or the Hatchet? by Relient K from the Album Mmhmm

songsHatchet to the Head by Cannibal Corpse from the Album Gore Obsessed

songsBury The Hatchet by Hipbone Slim and the Knee Tremblers from the Album The Sheik Said Shake

songsWhich To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet (Acoustic) by Relient K from the Album Apathetic EP

songsPass The Hatchet (part 1 & 2) by Roger & The Gypsies from the Album The Instant & Minit Story CD 2

songsBury the Hatchet (2013) [Explicit] by Arcanium from the Album Life Line [Explicit]

songsThe Hatchet of War by Iron Savior from the Album Interlude


Books about Hatchet:

booksHatchet by Gary Paulsen (Dec 26, 2006)

booksHatchet by Paulsen, Gary [1999] (0100)

booksHatchet: (A BookCaps Study Guide) by BookCaps (Feb 28, 2012)

booksHatchet: Literature in Teaching Guide by Charlotte Jaffe and Barbara Doherty (Aug 1, 2001)

booksHatchet Literature Kit Gr. 5-6 by Sarah Joubert (Jan 1, 2011)

booksBy Gary Paulsen: Hatchet by Gary Paulsen (Feb 1, 1987)

booksHatchet by Paulsen, Gary (1st (first) Edition) [AudioCD(2004)] by Gary Paulsen (Apr 27, 2003)


Movies about Hatchet:

moviesHatchet for the Honeymoon 2012 Unrated CC - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins Starring: Dagmar Lassander, Jesús Puente, et al. Directed by: Mario Bava

moviesHatchet 2014 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Starring: Joel David Moore, Deon Richmond, et al. Directed by: Adam Green

moviesHatchet III [HD] 2013 Unrated CC - Runtime: 1 hr 22 mins Starring: Danielle Harris, Kane Hodder, et al. Directed by: BJ McDonnell

moviesBlood Night: The Legend Of Mary Hatchet 2011 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 25 mins Starring: Danielle Harris, Bill Moseley, et al. Directed by: Frank Sabatella

moviesHatchet II 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Directed by: Adam Green

moviesHatchet 2006 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins

moviesHatchet II 2010 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 25 mins Starring: Parry Shen, Tom Holland, et al. Directed by: Adam Green


Wiki information Hatchet:

Horror Film, Netflix Title, Film

Hatchet is a 2006 American slasher film written and directed by Adam Green. The film has an all-star horror film cast.


A hatchet is a single-handed striking tool with a sharp blade on one side used to cut and split wood, and a hammer head on the other side. Hatchets may also be used for hewing when making flattened surfaces on logs; when the hatchet head is optimized...