Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn't for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn't be on the map.

Me and my UConn friends go to Hartford on Saturday night to bar hop. Make sure you avoid the north end unless you want to get jumped.

One of the worst places to live in the country.

Friend 1: Wanna go to hartford? Friend 2: Nah, lets cut ourselves instead. Friend 1: Great idea!

^^^actually i defined it like ten times but they never showed it but anyway hartford just happens to be tha realest city in ct where muthaphukkaz get shot everyday hell yea thats my city hartford connecticut a.k.a tha heartbeat or just tha beat

yo letz go to hartford and dont forget to pack tha 9 milli incase theze niggaz wanna act silly

A city that is known mostly as the capital of Connecticut and "the Insurance capital of the world". With companies like Aetna and Travelers having their presence here, I guess that's a valid statement. But it's also funny. Because this is a city where you are very likely to damage/lose your car, your workplace, apartment, and your life. So yeah, you might need insurance. Overall it's not a city where you would go shopping with your girlfriend or take your family for dinner.