urban

Definition funny of Hammocks:

urbanA turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."

urbanMe - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout." Friend - How selfish.

urbanpronounced: ham-mick -noun- A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock. Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox." BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

urbanI laid in the hammock. It was nice.

urbanThe bottom of a bathing suit that sits between a girls hips when she's laying down (likely on a towel at the beach). Girl must have a very flat lower stomach so that the bottom suspends like a hammock over her stomach - supported at the hips. Generally associated with women that starve themselves, however optly achieved with a good diet, intense workouts, or good family jeans.

urban- Dude, check out the hammock! - She must be on that south beach diet!

urbanAdj. To be cool; To relax; To calm down Synonyms - Chill Antonyms - To Stress Common Uses 1. Describing A Situation 2. Describing A Person 3. Describing A Place

songs

Songs about Hammocks:

songsStanding Up In A Hammock (Remix) by Buddy Rich from the Album The New One

songsHammock Song by The Never Land Pirate Band from the Album Jake and the Never Land Pirates: Pirate Rock

songsHammock Swinging by Trampled by Turtles from the Album Duluth

songsBanana Hammock by Poldoore from the Album Street Bangerz Volume 6: Playhouse (Remastered)

songsThe Hammock by The Pure from the Album Generation Six-Pack

songsThe Hammock Song by Makana from the Album Ki Ho'alu

songsHawk Above The Hammock by Wayne Gratz from the Album Island Sanctuary

books

Books about Hammocks:

booksHammocks and Hard Drives: The Tech Guide for Digital Nomads by Dave Dean (Feb 10, 2014)

booksA Hammock Beneath the Mangoes: Stories from Latin America (Plume Fiction) by Thomas Colchie (Nov 1, 1992)

booksHammock Weaving: The Two-Shuttle Method: by Carl D. DuBois (Nov 1, 2005)

booksHammock Camping: The Complete Guide to Greater Comfort, Convenience and Freedom by Ed Speer (Jan 24, 2003)

booksThe Ultimate Hang: An Illustrated Guide To Hammock Camping by Derek J Hansen (Oct 27, 2011)

booksThe Hammock: A novel based on the true story of French painter James Tissot by Lucy Paquette (Oct 10, 2012)

booksThe Empty Hammock by Brenda Barrett (Dec 16, 2013)

movies

Movies about Hammocks:

moviesNaked in the Hammock featuring Heather - an Art-Nude Video and Photo Experience 2012 R - Runtime: 45 mins Starring: Heather David-Nudes Directed by: David Weisenbarger

moviesThe Adventures of Babar Volume 6 - Runtime: 53 mins

wiki

Wiki information Hammocks:

Hammock
Geographical feature category

Hammock is a term used in the southeastern United States for stands of trees, usually hardwood, that form an ecological island in a contrasting ecosystem. Hammocks grow on elevated areas, often just a few inches high, surrounded by wetlands that are...

The Hammocks
US Census Designated Place, Dated location, Location, HUD County Place, HUD Foreclosure Area, Statistical region

The Hammocks is an unincorporated census-designated place Miami suburb in Miami-Dade County, Florida, United States. The population was 51,003 at the 2010 census.