Definition funny of Farnworth:

urbanFarnworth is a backward little ex-mill town, near Bolton. It's residents think they are all mafioso type families, when really, they are village idiot loosers. Farnworth has the skankiest women in the u.k. Any Farnworth women, whose tatto's are spelt correctly, is a bit of class.

urbanFarnworth people have a dumb backward accent, like,...Ey up chuck, are thee aw-reet. They are so retarded, they make the hill-billies on duelling banjo's look like college proffessors. Farnworth is a cess-pit, big time.

urbanFarnworth, is a small town in between Salford and Bolton, nestling in the smog filled shithole, that is Greater Manchester. You must have teeth like wheelie bins to live in Farnworth (one in every yard), and they must be large and goofy, like green/yellow tombstones. Manky teeth are a must for Farnworth, locals. The men must think they are ex mafia, and have bald heads and bulging eyes (coupled with the large gnashers...remember)and act hard, when really they are only happiest hitting women! The women have tatoo's that are homemade, 80's perms, and wear boob tubes to browse the charity shops. The kids are fereal, and snotty, and are named after american rap stars...i.e. snoop doggy ollerenshaw. kanye birtwhistle. Class has upped and left in Farnworth.

urbanFarnworth people who class themselves as posh, actually get out of the bath to take a piss, and have fruit in the house when nobody is ill........proper class acts. Farnworth mafioso families always own pubs, and think they run Farnworth. Their wives and girlfriends, and kids for that matter, all did runners years ago, to escape the decaying stench of boredom and looserism. Farnworth is hell on earth.


Books about Farnworth:

booksFarnworth: Webster's Timeline History, 1610 - 2007 by Philip M. Parker (Jun 3, 2008)

booksProvisional Conclusions: a selection of the Poetry of Eugenio Montale - translated by Edith Farnworth by eugenio montale (1970)

booksFarnworth (Archive Photographs) by Ken Beevers (Apr 24, 1997)

booksThe Farnworth Complete Mass Book Book B (2nd) by Joseph O'mahony And Brendan Travers (1973)

booksPlodder Lane for Farnworth by Bert Holland and D.J. Sweeney (Oct 29, 2001)

booksFerguson Implements and Accessories 2nd (second) Revised Edition by Farnworth, John published by Japonica Press... (0100)

booksHistory of Farnworth and Kersley by Benjamin Thomas Barton (Oct 12, 2012)


Wiki information Farnworth:

City/Town/Village, Location, Statistical region, Dated location

Farnworth is a town and an unparished area within the Metropolitan Borough of Bolton in Greater Manchester, England. It is located 2.3 miles southeast of Bolton, 5 miles south-west of Bury, and 9 miles northwest of Manchester. Historically in...

City/Town/Village, Location, Dated location, Statistical region

Farnworth is part of the town of Widnes which is in the Borough of Halton in the ceremonial county of Cheshire, England. It was a village in south Lancashire between Prescot and Penketh. Its name is now that of an electoral ward in the Borough of...