Definition funny of Epoch:

urbana long period of history, or the offsetting thereof... Good Lord, all of your definitions are so amiss!!!

urbanYou are all extremely stupid in your grasping groping for acceptance...

urbanA furry cute creature mostly known to magical people.

urbanAww.. Look at the cute Epoch! It's so cute and fluffy! I WANT ONE!

urbanEpoch, or alternatively Gaypoch is a descriptive term for a type of person. A person can be known as an Epoch if they meet any or all of these descriptions: Name themself after a character from The Matrix, insist they had the name before the movie was made. Script kiddie who upon finally learning one or more programming languages will promptly forget they used to steal other peoples work and claim it as their own. E-threatens people with e-attacks to get e-power and e-friends to impress the e-ladies. Epicly fails to obtain the e-power they e-threatened for, claims e-victory regardless of result as admitting e-defeat would surely prompt them to immediately become An Hero. Says 'mufufufufufufufu' in an attempt to appear to have a unique evil laugh. Only manages to sound as if they are trying to talk around something that is being repeatedly inserted into their mouth. Is easily fooled into trusting you through simple methods of social engineering, upon learning of their own gullibility insists that you are a nark, and didnt actually mind rape them. Works in low ranking position in fast food restaurant, insists they are still superior because they are e-making something of their e-self. Confuses people who are only around to keep an eye on them, as being e-friends. Is quite enthusiastic about growing the rare agricultural specimen commonly known as the Faggot Tree. Proposes making a hacker 'coven' and naming the members the 'reapers' despite being in their mid 20's, by which point they should have grown out of the faggoth emo-nihilist attitude. Fantasizes about get rich quick schemes involving google advertisements and automated proxy bots, as they know they will only ever obtain true success if they steal it. Upon hearing of their being defined on UrbanDictionary, an Epoch will take the time to re-define themselves as "awesome", but will undoubtedly still insist they do not care what people say about them. Is quite likely to become An Hero should they be deprived of their e-life for more than a few days. Will one day obtain an EncyclopediaDramatica entry, but only after becoming An Hero, or writing it themself. Can be seen carrying on 12 minute monologues on IRC, which generally consist of ego masturbation, because they are unable to find another Epoch to talk to. A prime example of such one sided conversations can be seen below (Names changed to protect the innocent):

urban(21:36) * Joins: epoch (Elite@S.L.A.C.K.E.R) (21:36) unwoot (21:36) bitch bot (21:37) * epoch slaps (21:37) brb gotta roll me a shukk (21:40) yeaaa (21:40) wunderbaR (21:40) hey Rhythmdude (21:40) i just coded a vicious perl bot (21:40) forks 10 processes (runs 10 processes of the same process at the same time) (21:41) regexp edited servers.ni (21:41) *ini (21:41) so its all in the shape of (21:41) irc.whocares.net:6667 (21:41) line for line (21:41) ultimo spamm0r bot 1.0 i call her (21:41) im watchin httpd.exe in tcpview openin all kinds of new connections (21:41) watchin the bot run too (21:41) FUN STUFF EH? (21:42) at least that will get my impressions up (21:42) to lower the CTR percentage (21:42) then i can go through and do a boring manual proxy click (21:42) firefox has 2 god-like plugins (21:42) one of them allows you to autoswitch proxies every set amount of seconds (21:42) and the other allows you to switch user agents (21:43) =fuckkin google pwnt (21:43) pay my bills you billionaire fucks (21:43) kthx (21:43) i know how ur robotz work (21:43) mkay (21:43) yea (21:43) its like that (21:43) when i get bored enough (21:43) ima code the automated proxy clicker (21:44) then step back and marvel at my own handiwork (21:44) and watch a check roll in (21:44) and fuck knows i need a check (21:44) start off slow (21:44) increase like $5 per day per month (21:45) get a good repetoire goin with the google logger bots of terror (21:45) yeaaaa (21:45) get enough money eventually to spring up 10 more sites with the exact same content as the one i have now, only a different css file (21:45) yeaaa (21:45) ownt (21:46) it seriously makes me horny when i think about it (21:46) because the amount of money possibilities (21:46) can get ridiculous (21:46) even when you take into consideration the bots and 'catcher' programs google could possibly be running (21:48) i should probably keep it hush hush (21:48) yea (21:48) goddamned faggot narks everywhere

urbanEpoch means "totally rad". Derived from me being a completely awesome dude.


Songs about Epoch:

songsA Glorious Epoch by Immolation from the Album Majesty And Decay

songsAre We Lost Mammals of an Approaching Transcendental Epoch? by Dr. Strangeloop from the Album Are We Lost Mammals of an Approaching Transcendental Epoch?

songsEpoch by Periphery from the Album Periphery II [+digital booklet]

songsEpoch by Random (Mega Ran) and K-murdock from the Album Forever Famicom

songsEpoch Coda (Album Version) by Emarosa from the Album This Is Your Way Out

songsEpoch Of War (The Physics Of Fire pt. 3) by Becoming The Archetype from the Album The Physics Of Fire

songsEpoch by Fen from the Album Epoch


Books about Epoch:

booksThe Epoch Index by Christian Cantrell (Aug 28, 2010)

booksEpoch of Blood by Matt Hunter (Apr 11, 2012)

booksEpoch by James Addoms (Jul 17, 2014)

booksThe Pity of It All: A Portrait of the German-Jewish Epoch, 1743-1933 by Amos Elon (Dec 1, 2003)

booksSymbolic Misery- Volume 1: The Hyperindustrial Epoch by Bernard Stiegler (Sep 9, 2014)

booksEpoch by Timothy Carter (Jul 8, 2007)

booksEpoch by Robert Silverberg and Roger Elwood (Nov 1975)


Movies about Epoch:

moviesEpoch 2008 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins Starring: David Keith and Ryan O'Neal Directed by: Matt Codd

moviesEpoch-Evolution 2005 R - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: David Keith, Angel Boris Reed, et al. Directed by: Ian Watson

moviesE P O C H 2000 2000 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: David Keith, Stephanie Niznik, et al. Directed by: Matt Codd

moviesPatrick Stewart: Narrates the Planets Epoch 2000 1993 NR - Runtime: 51 mins Starring: Patrick Stewart

moviesGreat Epochs of European Art: Art of Renaissance, Baroque Art, Rococo Art 2010 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Gaby Imhofe-Weber Directed by: Gaby Imhofe-Weber

moviesThe Great Epochs of European Art: Early Christian and Byzantine Art, Romanesque Art & Gothic Art 2010 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Artist Not Provided Directed by: Dr. Gaby Imhof-Weber and Kurt W. Oehlschläger

moviesGreat Epochs of European Art: Art of the Ancient Greeks / Art of the Romans 2010 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins Starring: Artist Not Provided Directed by: Phaidon


Wiki information Epoch:


In astronomy, an epoch is a moment in time used as a reference point for some time-varying astronomical quantity, such as the celestial coordinates or elliptical orbital elements of a celestial body, because these are subject to perturbations and...


In the fields of chronology and periodization, an epoch is an instant in time chosen as the origin of a particular era. The "epoch" then serves as a reference point from which time is measured. Time measurement units are counted from the epoch so...