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Definition funny of Epoch:
a long period of history, or the offsetting thereof... Good Lord, all of your definitions are so amiss!!!
You are all extremely stupid in your grasping groping for acceptance...
A furry cute creature mostly known to magical people.
Aww.. Look at the cute Epoch! It's so cute and fluffy! I WANT ONE!
Epoch, or alternatively Gaypoch is a descriptive term for a type of person. A person can be known as an Epoch if they meet any or all of these descriptions: Name themself after a character from The Matrix, insist they had the name before the movie was made. Script kiddie who upon finally learning one or more programming languages will promptly forget they used to steal other peoples work and claim it as their own. E-threatens people with e-attacks to get e-power and e-friends to impress the e-ladies. Epicly fails to obtain the e-power they e-threatened for, claims e-victory regardless of result as admitting e-defeat would surely prompt them to immediately become An Hero. Says 'mufufufufufufufu' in an attempt to appear to have a unique evil laugh. Only manages to sound as if they are trying to talk around something that is being repeatedly inserted into their mouth. Is easily fooled into trusting you through simple methods of social engineering, upon learning of their own gullibility insists that you are a nark, and didnt actually mind rape them. Works in low ranking position in fast food restaurant, insists they are still superior because they are e-making something of their e-self. Confuses people who are only around to keep an eye on them, as being e-friends. Is quite enthusiastic about growing the rare agricultural specimen commonly known as the Faggot Tree. Proposes making a hacker 'coven' and naming the members the 'reapers' despite being in their mid 20's, by which point they should have grown out of the faggoth emo-nihilist attitude. Fantasizes about get rich quick schemes involving google advertisements and automated proxy bots, as they know they will only ever obtain true success if they steal it. Upon hearing of their being defined on UrbanDictionary, an Epoch will take the time to re-define themselves as "awesome", but will undoubtedly still insist they do not care what people say about them. Is quite likely to become An Hero should they be deprived of their e-life for more than a few days. Will one day obtain an EncyclopediaDramatica entry, but only after becoming An Hero, or writing it themself. Can be seen carrying on 12 minute monologues on IRC, which generally consist of ego masturbation, because they are unable to find another Epoch to talk to. A prime example of such one sided conversations can be seen below (Names changed to protect the innocent):
(21:36) * Joins: epoch (Elite@S.L.A.C.K.E.R) (21:36)
Epoch means "totally rad". Derived from me being a completely awesome dude.
Songs about Epoch:
A Glorious Epoch by Immolation from the Album Majesty And Decay
Are We Lost Mammals of an Approaching Transcendental Epoch? by Dr. Strangeloop from the Album Are We Lost Mammals of an Approaching Transcendental Epoch?
Epoch by Periphery from the Album Periphery II [+digital booklet]
Epoch by Random (Mega Ran) and K-murdock from the Album Forever Famicom
Epoch Coda (Album Version) by Emarosa from the Album This Is Your Way Out
Epoch Of War (The Physics Of Fire pt. 3) by Becoming The Archetype from the Album The Physics Of Fire
Epoch by Fen from the Album Epoch
Books about Epoch:
The Epoch Index by Christian Cantrell (Aug 28, 2010)
Epoch of Blood by Matt Hunter (Apr 11, 2012)
Epoch by James Addoms (Jul 17, 2014)
The Pity of It All: A Portrait of the German-Jewish Epoch, 1743-1933 by Amos Elon (Dec 1, 2003)
Symbolic Misery- Volume 1: The Hyperindustrial Epoch by Bernard Stiegler (Sep 9, 2014)
Epoch by Timothy Carter (Jul 8, 2007)
Epoch by Robert Silverberg and Roger Elwood (Nov 1975)
Movies about Epoch:
Epoch 2008 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins Starring: David Keith and Ryan O'Neal Directed by: Matt Codd
Epoch-Evolution 2005 R - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: David Keith, Angel Boris Reed, et al. Directed by: Ian Watson
E P O C H 2000 2000 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: David Keith, Stephanie Niznik, et al. Directed by: Matt Codd
Patrick Stewart: Narrates the Planets Epoch 2000 1993 NR - Runtime: 51 mins Starring: Patrick Stewart
Great Epochs of European Art: Art of Renaissance, Baroque Art, Rococo Art 2010 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Gaby Imhofe-Weber Directed by: Gaby Imhofe-Weber
The Great Epochs of European Art: Early Christian and Byzantine Art, Romanesque Art & Gothic Art 2010 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Artist Not Provided Directed by: Dr. Gaby Imhof-Weber and Kurt W. Oehlschläger
Great Epochs of European Art: Art of the Ancient Greeks / Art of the Romans 2010 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins Starring: Artist Not Provided Directed by: Phaidon
Wiki information Epoch:
In astronomy, an epoch is a moment in time used as a reference point for some time-varying astronomical quantity, such as the celestial coordinates or elliptical orbital elements of a celestial body, because these are subject to perturbations and...
In the fields of chronology and periodization, an epoch is an instant in time chosen as the origin of a particular era. The "epoch" then serves as a reference point from which time is measured. Time measurement units are counted from the epoch so...