Definition funny of Emergency:

urbansomthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.

urbanmandy: this is a emergency kim:what mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top. kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep kim:whatever go back to sleep

urban1) A medical or behavioral condition of which the onset is sudden. It manifests itself by symptoms of such severity that a prudent lay person with an average knowledge of medicine and health could reasonably expect that the absence of immediate medical attention would result in: placing the health of the afflicted person in serious jeopardy; placing the health of an individual with a behavioral health condition or others in serious jeopardy; causing serious impairment of the individual's bodily functions; causing serious dysfunction of any bodily organ or part; causing serious disfigurement of the afflicted individual. 2) Any instance for which, in the determination of the President, federal assistance is needed to supplement state and local efforts and capabilities to save lives and protect property and public health and safety or to lessen or avert the threat of a disaster in any part of the United States. Emergency Program: The interim program of the National Flood Insurance Program as implemented on an emergency basis to provide a first layer of subsidized insurance before the detailed risk studies from which actuarial rates are computed have been completed. 3) A. Any occasion or instance--such as a hurricane, tornado, storm, flood, tidal wave, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption, landslide, mudslide, snowstorm, fire, explosion, nuclear accident, or any other natural or man-made catastrophe--that warrants action to save lives and to protect property, public health, and safety (FEMA definition). B. A sudden occurrence demanding immediate action that may be due to epidemics, technological catastrophes, strife or to natural or man-made causes (World Health Organization definition). 4) any sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action

urban(DTMF) tones SQUAD 51!

urbanUnplanned incident or situation requiring immediate attention. Acceptable excuse for a late night phone call.

urbanGetting injured Getting lost/scared at a theme park (Knott's Scary Farm) The End of the World!! Teacher: Why did you not come to class yesterday? Tommy: I had an emergency! Sally: Having a hangover and forgetting is not an "emergency" :P

urbanAn extremely dire situation that justifies using the parental emergency credit card.


Songs about Emergency:

songsEmergency by Pegboard Nerds from the Album Emergency

songsState Of Emergency by Zie'l from the Album Zie'l (Pronounced Zy-El)

songsEmergency (Album Version) by Kool and The Gang from the Album Emergency

songsEmergency Broadcast by Dr. Sound Effects from the Album Zombie Apocalypse - Survivor Edition: 101 Horror Sound Effects

songsEnunciation Emergency by Greg Hoffman from the Album Coal-Powered Cookie Train

songsTheme From E.R. (Emergency Room) by Movie Sounds Unlimited from the Album Greatest Film Composers Vol. 12 - The Music of James Newton Howard

songsEmergency Broadcast by Dark Breed Cult from the Album Seventy Dubstep - Electronic Essentials


Books about Emergency:

booksEmergency! by Gail Gibbons (Sep 1, 1994)

booksEmergency War Surgery: The Survivalist's Medical Desk Reference by Army (Feb 1, 2012)

booksEmergency & Critical Care Pocket Guide by Informed, Paula Derr, Jon Tardiff and Mike McEvoy (May 17, 2013)

booksEmergency Care And Transportation Of The Sick And Injured (Orange Book Series) by American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS) (Apr 19, 2013)

booksEmergency Food Storage & Survival Handbook: Everything You Need to Know to Keep Your Family Safe in a Crisis by Peggy Layton (Oct 22, 2002)

booksTintinalli's Emergency Medicine Manual 7/E (Emergency Medicine (Tintinalli)) by David Cline, O. John Ma, Rita Cydulka and Garth Meckler (Jun 7, 2012)

booksEmergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss (Mar 10, 2009)


Movies about Emergency:

moviesState of Emergency 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Jay Hayden, Andy Stahl and Tori White Directed by: Turner Clay

moviesSmart Boating Series - Emergencies Afloat 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 18 mins Directed by: Captain Steve Larivee

moviesParks and Recreation: Season 5 2013 NR - Runtime: 8 hrs 48 mins Starring: Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, et al.

moviesEmergency Hospital 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 3 mins Starring: Margaret Lindsay and Walter Reed Directed by: Lee Sholem

moviesEmergency: The Final Rescues 2011 NR - Runtime: 9 hrs 48 mins Starring: Randolph Mantooth, Kevin Tighe, et al.

moviesEmergency! Season Six 2010 NR - Runtime: 18 hrs 58 mins Starring: Randolph Mantooth, Kevin Tighe, et al.

moviesER: Season 1 2003 NR - Runtime: 19 hrs 39 mins Starring: Julianna Margulies, Anthony Edwards, et al.


Wiki information Emergency:

The Emergency
Event, Literature Subject

In India, "the Emergency" refers to a 21-month period in 1975–77 when Prime Minister Indira Gandhi unilaterally had a state of emergency declared across the country. Officially issued by President Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed under Article 352 of the...

Emergency department
Hospital, Structure, Building, Location

An emergency department, also known as accident & emergency, emergency room, or casualty department, is a medical treatment facility specializing in acute care of patients who present without prior appointment, either by their own means or by...