Definition funny of Elberton:

urbanElberton, Georgia. Granite Capital of the World, a small town located in north GA near the SC border. Population 5,000ish. Isolated from interstates, many daydream about leading a glamourous life elsewhere when they graduate. You can drive across town in under 5 minutes if the green lights are with you. Any shopping to be done beyond a grocery store or Walmart tends to happen in Athens or Atlanta, GA or Anderson, SC. The high school football stadium is one of the most unique in the country seating 20,000 on huge granite blocks. The high school mascot is the Blue Devil. A quiet town where gossip travels fast, but there are wonderful, lifelong friends to be made. Many families live in the town for generations. The Richard B. Russell hydroelectric dam on the Savannah River is a point of pride & there are many beautiful scenic areas for outdoor recreation. There are many fast food restaurants, but nice, sit-down establishments tend to struggle in this market. The churches are an important part of the social life as are numerous small businesses. Real estate is cheaper in Elberton, but turnover is correlated to the lower number of buyers. Occasionally, you can feel the ground shake if you are near a quarry when it is blasting out new blocks of granite. You'll likely develop an appreciation for the peaceful, slower way of life in Elberton. Another town of the same name is found in the state of Washington.

urbanThey drove to Atlanta to look for prom dresses because Elberton didn't have any. Gee frickin' whiz, I knew I should've made that phone call back when I was passing through Athens, because coverage sucks around Elberton! Did you know that Old Dan Tucker in that folk song was from Elberton? Come to the football game at the Granite Bowl in Elberton Friday night; it will be fun! Elberton is the real Granite Capital of the World even though New Hampshire tries to claim that honor too. Elberton has one four lane highway, but confused outsiders tend to define it as a five lane due to the presence of the center turning lane. No matter how far young folks roam outside of Elberton, most tend to like coming back to visit their hometown from time to time. Do you think there will ever be a viable sit-down restaurant in the old "Cattletown"/"Gardens" building in Elberton?


Songs about Elberton:

songsElberton Fair by Vic Chesnutt from the Album Little


Books about Elberton:

booksHistoric Elberton (GA) (Images of America) by Joyce M. Davis (Oct 6, 2002)

booksELBERTON GEORGIA ConSurvey Directory, Includes Bowman and Fortsonia by Robert Morton (1970)

booksElberton International Cuisine Cook Book by GA International Women's Group Elbert County and Suraiya Razzak (1982)

books(Reprint) 1982 Yearbook: Elbert County High School, Elberton, Georgia by 1982 Yearbook Staff of Elbert County High School (May 1, 1982)

books(Reprint) 1965 Yearbook: Elbert County High School, Elberton, Georgia by Elbert County High School 1965 Yearbook Staff (May 1, 1965)

booksThe architectural legacy of Elberton by Joyce Marie Davis (2000)

booksA History of the First United Methodist Church, Elberton, Georgia by Phyllis Johnson O'Neal (1958)


Wiki information Elberton:

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Elberton is the largest city in Elbert County, Georgia, United States. The population was 4,743 at the 2000 census. The city is the county seat of Elbert County, and serves as a hub for industry and small business in Northeast Georgia.

City/Town/Village, Dated location, Statistical region, Location

Elberton is a ghost town on the north fork of the Palouse River northeast of Colfax and northwest of Palouse in Whitman County, Washington, United States.