Definition funny of Earwax:

urbanNoun- Ear Wax is a condensed form of Marijuana extract, like Hashish (Hash). Not as hard as regular Hash, not as runny as oil, and not as soft as butter. Just like wax.

urbanI got a gram of Trainwreck "Ear Wax" last week for $60. That shit is so strong I'm still hit'n a little bit every day.

urbanYour ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.

urbanSally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band. After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.

urbanA secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.

urbanI've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing

urbana horrible yellow sticky substance that comes out your ears.heeee whats all that about


Songs about Earwax:

songsCelebrate (eaRWaX Dub Remix) by Nick Da Cruz from the Album Celebrate

songsCelebrate (eaRWaX Remix) by Nick Da Cruz from the Album Celebrate

songsThe Ear Wax Song (Earwax, Yeah!) by Puke and Pee The Odd Man Who Sings About Poop from the Album Good Songs About Poop, Puke and Pee

songsEarwax by Schlong from the Album The Essential Schlong [Explicit]

songsEarwax by Bauhaus from the Album Singles (Remastered)

songsEarwax by Freygolo from the Album Stereofighters

songsEarwax by Zilch Fletcher from the Album The Lost Tapes (1970-1980)


Books about Earwax:

booksThumbtacks, Earwax, Lipstick, Dipstick: What Is a Compound Word? (Words Are CATegorical) by Brian P. Cleary and Brian Gable (Aug 1, 2013)

booksDanny Baker Record Breaker (4): The World's Stickiest Earwax (Danny Baker, Record Breaker) by Steve Hartley (Jul 2, 2010)

booksEarwax by Carolyn Balducci (Mar 21, 1975)

booksThe Adventures of Doctor Earwax and Toejam by Todd Emerick and Shaun Crum (Sep 2, 2014)

booksThumbtacks, Earwax, Lipstick, Dipstick: What Is a Compound Word?   [THUMBTACKS EARWAX LIPSTICK DIP] [Library Binding... by Brian P. Cleary (2011)

booksEarwax on the Brain by George Anthony Roberts (1978)

booksAsk Doctor Cory.(answers to questions about earwax, acne and benefits of milk): An article from: Children's Playmate... by Cory SerVaas (Jul 28, 2005)


Wiki information Earwax:

Biofluid, Disease cause

Earwax, also known by the medical term cerumen, is a yellowish waxy substance secreted in the ear canal of humans and other mammals. It protects the skin of the human ear canal, assists in cleaning and lubrication, and also provides some protection...

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