Definition funny of Douche:

urbana word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

urbanyou're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.

urban1. George W. Bush, president of the United States. 2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina. See also douchebag]. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag].

urbanGeorge Bush is such a douche, man.

urbanLiteral - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions. Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

urbanThat beaatch is a "douche", yo. Tell her to step or catch five quick ones! My boy was "douchin'" out hard last night! The had to carry his ass out the J-Kwon show. That kid is real "douchey". Keep him out the crib. His name is Rich, but we all call him "The Douche".

urbanProduct mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.


Songs about Douche:

songsThis Party Took a Turn for the Douche [Explicit] by Garfunkel and Oates from the Album All Over Your Face [Explicit]

songsDancin' At The Bains Douches by Kid Creole & The Coconuts from the Album Kid Creole Redux

songsThe People's Douche [Explicit] by Spose from the Album The Peter Sparker Sampler - EP [Explicit]

songsDouche Bag [Explicit] by Limp Bizkit from the Album Gold Cobra (Deluxe Version) [Explicit] [+Digital Booklet]

songsDouche Bag [Explicit] by Limp Bizkit from the Album Gold Cobra [Explicit] [+Digital Booklet]

songsDouche Beat by Mr. Oizo from the Album Stade 2

songsPatrick's Scarf Is So Douche by Elway from the Album Passing Days - Single


Books about Douche:

booksThe Douche Journals: The Definitive Account of One Man's Genius by Schmidt (Sep 18, 2012)

booksThe Douche Bag Magnet: and how to lose it for good by Felicia Lucas (Oct 17, 2014)

booksDumbocracy: Adventures with the Loony Left, the Rabid Right, and Other American Idiots by Marty Beckerman (Sep 1, 2008)

booksDouche crapuleuse (French Edition) by Clémence Mayer (Oct 3, 2014)

booksThe Douche Journal (New Girl): 1 by Schmidt Mti edition (2012) (0100)


booksBadasses, Douche bags, and Dip-shits of History by Adam Moon (May 29, 2013)


Movies about Douche:

moviesSouth Park: Season 6 1997 Unrated - Runtime: 6 hrs 14 mins Starring: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, et al. Directed by: Trey Parker, Eric Stough and Toni Wurts

moviesSouth Park: Season 8 1997 Unrated - Runtime: 5 hrs 8 mins Starring: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, et al. Directed by: Trey Parker

moviesPeter Coffin is a Douche 2008 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 9 mins Directed by: Peter Coffin

moviesDouches froides -

moviesLes pommes de ma douche : pom pom pom pommes -

moviesPeter Coffin is a Douche 2008 - Runtime: 1 hr 8 mins


Wiki information Douche:

Drug dosage form

A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any...

Douche and Turd
TV Episode

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than...