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Definition funny of Donners:

urbanDonner (also donner kebab, donner meat) is a 'meat' served in take-aways across the United Kingdom. It is often characterised by the image of a large slab of unrecognisable greasey brown meat turning slowly on a heated grill, often accompanied by a pair of large sweating onions. The reasoning behind it's name is unknown, but it is thought that the term 'Donner' is of greek descent, but it's meaning remains a mystery. Others believe that it got it's name from the first ever batch created, which was by a cannibalistic man who mudered his wife (donna) and turned her into a kebab. Donner meat is a firm favourite with the drunken hoards which amass from various student bars after closing time, for example 'Footage'. Due to it's appealing low price and easy dispensation it goes down well in such situations. The favoured venue for the consumption of this urban delicacy is Abduls. Abduls is a kebab house of legendary status and those who ever visit Manchester must experience the grandure and largesse of this eatery and the finery of it's cuisine. Although the chemical and genetic make-up of the 'Donner Meat' itself is a mystery to modern man, further studies have shown that it actually does contain meat. The thought ingredients of donner meat are shown below; - Lamb (processed from reformed cuts of low grade meat, possibly including offal) - Chicken (see Lamb) - Dog (mainly previous RSPCA animals) - Pigeon (of the city centre variety) - Rat (of the sewer variety) - Sawdust (often pine) - Bone Chippings (possibly from meat or possibly from unfortunate slaughterhouse staff members) Donner meat is proven to provide absolutely no nutritional value what so ever. It is recommended that you eat it with caution as it contains a lethally high dosage of saturated fat, salt, and other toxic substances. Trials have shown that obsessive consumption of donner meat with accompanying alcoholic beverages can cause devastating effects to any mortal being.

urbanDrunk(1): Yo lad are you gonna go to abduls and get a donner kebab you swine! Drunk(2): Aye lad, I am. Drunk(1): This donner is filth lad why did I pay £3.00 to abuse my internal organs. Drunk(2): It's the law lad.

urbanSometime in the 1800s a bunch of pioneers going to california for gold got stuck up in the sierra mountains next to donner lake(nevada) during winter. They ran out of food and resorted to canibalisim - known as the Donner Party

urbanBob: Hey jim whered you get this meat from? theres no animals for miles, and i know you didnt get any fish out of donner lake, they are all sleeping for winter... and were did lucy go??? Jim: just shut up and eat it!

urbanSouth African slang, derived from Afrikaans which has a similar relevance to 'bliksem'. To hit or strike someone/something... Derived from 'donder' (thunder) - Afrikaans. Spelling variation 'donna'.

urbanZeks - "Aweh bru!" Donovan - "Eh Zeks, don't aweh me china!" Zeks - "Com' nou (now) Donovan bru, what's the problem?" Donovan - "I heard what you said about my ma (mom)! Now I'm gonna donner you!"

urbanA kinky or hardcore male or female

songs

Songs about Donners:

songsHérodiade, Acte 2, 1er Tableau, Scène 5: Ce Breuvage Pourrait Me Donner Un Tel Rêve (Hérode) by Cheryl Studer/Nadine Denize/Martine Olmeda/Ben Heppner/Thomas Hampson/José Van Dam/Marcel Vanaud/Jean-Philippe Courtis/Jean-Paul Fouchécourt/Choeur du Capitole de Toulouse/Sociedad Coral de Bilbao/Orc from the Album A Portrait of Thomas Hampson

songsUnter Donner und Blitz (Thunder and Lightning), Op. 324 by Wiener Volksoperorchester and Carl Michalski from the Album 111 Amazing Classical: Thanksgiving

songsJ. Strauss II: Unter Donner und Blitz, Polka, Op.324 by Willi Boskovsky from the Album Strauss, J.II: Waltzes, Polkas & Marches

songsJ. Strauss II: Unter Donner und Blitz, Polka, Op.324 by Herbert von Karajan from the Album J. Strauss: Best of Waltzes & Polkas

songsStrauss, Johann II : Unter Donner und Blitz Op.324 [Thunder and Lighting Polka] by Daniel Barenboim from the Album Strauss, Johann II : Waltzes & Polkas

songsLa vie va donner (feat. Passi) by Milca from the Album Zouk Session 2013

songsJ. Strauss II: Unter Donner und Blitz, Polka, Op.324 by Berliner Philharmoniker from the Album Strauss, J.II & Josef: Walzer; Polkas; Märsche

books

Books about Donners:

booksThe Donner Party: The Tragic Story of the Wild West's Most Notorious Journey by Charles River Editors (Jun 11, 2014)

booksDonner Pass: Southern Pacific's Sierra Crossing by John R. Signor (1985)

booksNathan Hale's Hazardous Tales: Donner Dinner Party by Nathan Hale (Aug 6, 2013)

booksThe Donner Party Chronicles: A Day-by-Day Account of a Doomed Wagon Train, 1846-47 by Frank Mullen Jr., Marilyn Newton, Rollan Melton and Will Bagley (Jan 1, 1997)

booksThe Donner Party (Revised) by George Keithley (May 19, 2012)

booksDonner People (Making of America Series No. 24) by Lee D. Willoughby (Dec 1981)

booksThe Indifferent Stars Above: The Harrowing Saga of a Donner Party Bride by Daniel James Brown (Jun 1, 2010)

movies

Movies about Donners:

moviesGreat American Scenic Railroads: Continental Divide & Donner Summit 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 53 mins Directed by: Pentrex

moviesSuperman II: The Richard Donner Cut 2013 PG CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 3 mins Starring: Gene Hackman, Christopher Reeve, et al. Directed by: Richard Donner

moviesThe Donner Party 2010 R - Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins Starring: Crispin Glover, Clayne Crawford, et al. Directed by: T.J. Martin

moviesDonner Pass 2012 R - Runtime: 1 hr 27 mins Starring: Desiree Hall, Erik Stocklin, et al. Directed by: Elise Robertson

moviesSuperman: The Movie / Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut / Superman Returns 2012 PG-13 - Starring: Christopher Reeve and Brandon Routh Directed by: Richard Donner and Bryan Singer

moviesSuperman II - The Richard Donner Cut 2006 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 56 mins Starring: Christopher Reeve and Margot Kidder Directed by: Richard Donner

moviesThe American Experience: The Donner Party 2004 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: J.D. Cannon, Timothy Hutton, et al. Directed by: Ric Burns

wiki

Wiki information Donners:

Mijntje Donners
Olympic athlete, Person, Athlete, Measured person

Wilhelmina Petronella Ardina Maria Donners is a field hockey striker from the Netherlands, who played 234 international matches for the Dutch National Women's Team, in which she scored 97 goals.

Donnersbergkreis
German rural district, Statistical region, Location, Administrative Division, Dated location

The Donnersbergkreis is a district in the middle of Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany. Neighboring districts are Bad Kreuznach, Alzey-Worms, Bad Dürkheim, Kaiserslautern, Kusel.

facebook

Facebook pages same name Donners:

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