Definition funny of Dismember:

urbanOne of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.

urbanLet the Nepalm Rain

urbanAfter having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.

urban"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."

urbanto cut off a guy's member.

urbanPoor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

urbanTo but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.


Songs about Dismember:

songsDismember by Spoon from the Album Telephono / Soft Effects

songsThe Dismember by Jack and the Pulpits from the Album Jack and the Pulpits

songsDismember by Now We Know from the Album Dismember

songsDismember by Lee Hell from the Album Servum Pecus [Explicit]

songsDismember by Die Form from the Album ExHuman

songsDismember (Bonus Track by 2% of Red Tide) by Hyphen Tirade from the Album Are you gonna be alright?

songsDismember (Overok) by K-Beta from the Album Nigger Cd [Explicit]


Books about Dismember:

booksDismember by Daniel Pyle (Nov 6, 2010)

booksAn Affair to Dismember: The Matchmaker Series by Elise Sax (Jan 29, 2013)

booksDISMEMBER (Five) by George Marie (2012)

booksA Night to Dismember: The Tragic True Tale of the Titanic by Winston Oglethorpe (Dec 21, 2012)

books25th of Dismember (Christmas chills!) (Frank McKenzie Seasonal short # 1) by Luis Samways (Dec 14, 2012)

booksDismembers by Chris McCreary (2006)

booksDecember to Dismember by Sara D. Black (Jun 20, 2005)


Movies about Dismember:

moviesI Dismember Mama 2011 R - Runtime: 1 hr 26 mins Starring: Zooey Hall Directed by: Paul Leder

moviesThe Odd Couple: Season 2 1970 Unrated - Runtime: 9 hrs 46 mins Starring: Tony Randall, Jack Klugman, et al. Directed by: Bruce Bilson, George Marshall, et al.

moviesA Night to Dismember 2001 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 9 mins Starring: Samantha Fox, Diane Cummins, Saul Meth, et al. Directed by: Doris Wishman

moviesI Dismember Mama 2009 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Robert Christopher, Zooey Hall, et al. Directed by: Paul Leder

moviesWWE - December to Dismember 2006 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs Starring: Bobby Lashley, Rob Van Dam, et al.

moviesDismember: Under Blood Red Skies 2009 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 25 mins Starring: Dismember

moviesDismember: Live Blasphemies 2004 NR - Starring: Dismember


Wiki information Dismember:

Death metal Artist, Record Producer, Social network user, Person or entity appearing in film, Musical Artist, Musical Group

Dismember was a Swedish death metal band that formed in 1988. They split up in October 2011.

December To Dismember
TV Episode

December to Dismember (2006) was a professional wrestling pay-per-view event produced by World Wrestling Entertainment, which took place on December 3, 2006, at the James Brown Arena in Augusta, Georgia. Professional wrestling is a type of sports...