Definition funny of Director:

urbana person who directs during a movie/play or any production.

urbanthe director called "cut!"

urbanThe one who gets the blame if anything they create goes tits up, even when it's not their fault.

urbanGuy 1: "Man, X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucked!" Guy 2: "I blame the director." Guy 1: "How the fuck would that change anything?"

urbanA mythical creature known to occasionally visit corporate offices. Directors thrive upon the professionalism and professional attire of all employees of the offices, and as such, several notices are issued in advance of a director's arrival for people to be on their best behavior. Directors, however, are quite elusive - despite an employee's best behavior and finest dress, these efforts are often in vain, as directors do not desire to go slumming with the commonfolk. A director's smile is known to result in rapid career advancement. Ironically, the most common instance of a director's smile is from employee termination.

urbanThere is a director coming to the office. Business casual is still appropriate, but please consider dressing in your most professional business casual attire. (i.e. shirts tucked in, sleeves not rolled up, consider shoe choice)

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Songs about Director:

songsThe Secret Life of Us (Director's Cut Signature Mix) by Joey Negro and The Sunburst Band feat. Donna Gardier; Diane Charlemagne from the Album Joey Negro presents On A Soulful Tip Vol.2

songsLove Don't Take Over (feat. CeCe Peniston) (Frankie Knuckles & Eric Kupper Director's Cut Signature Mix) by MG Select from the Album Love Don't Take Over

songsLet's Stay Home (A Director's Cut Classic Club Mix) by Frankie Knuckles from the Album Let's Stay Home (Frankie Knuckles Presents Director's Cut starring Inaya Day)

songsDirector's Cut (Michael Myers & Superman) [Explicit] by Yelawolf Travis Barker from the Album Psycho White - EP [Explicit]

songsSommer unseres Lebens (Director's Cut) by Sebastian Hämer from the Album Sommer unseres Lebens (Expert Edition)

songsDirectors [Explicit] by Dilated Peoples from the Album Directors Of Photography [Explicit]

songsThis Woman's Work (Director's Cut) by Kate Bush from the Album Director's Cut


Books about Director:

booksThe Director: A Novel by David Ignatius (Jun 2, 2014)

booksJohnny The Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut by Jhonen Vasquez and Rob Schrab (Jun 29, 2010)

booksA Director Prepares: Seven Essays on Art and Theatre by Anne Bogart (Jul 8, 2001)

booksDirector's Cut by Joe Lee (Sep 29, 2014)

booksThe American Cinema: Directors And Directions 1929-1968 by Andrew Sarris (Aug 22, 1996)

booksDirector of Staff Development DSD: Roles and Responsibilities (Principles of Adult Learning Book 3) by Jane John-Nwankwo RN MSN (May 7, 2014)

booksDirector's Corner: Lessons in Emergency Medicine Leadership and Management by Michael Silverman (2014)


Movies about Director:

moviesAmadeus (Director's Cut) [HD] 2012 R CC - Runtime: 3 hrs 1 min Starring: F. Murray Abraham, Christine Ebersole, et al. Directed by: Milos Forman

moviesBad Santa (Director's Cut) [HD] 2012 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, et al. Directed by: Terry Zwigoff

moviesTerminator 2: Judgment Day - Director's Cut [HD] 2012 R CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 34 mins Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, et al. Directed by: James Cameron

moviesAlien: The Director's Cut [HD] 2013 R CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 57 mins Starring: Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, et al. Directed by: Ridley Scott

moviesNymphomaniac: Volume I (Extended Director's Cut) 2014 Unrated CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 29 mins Starring: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Shia LeBeouf, et al. Directed by: Lars von Trier

moviesThe Last of the Mohicans Director's Definitive Cut 2013 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, et al. Directed by: Michael Mann

moviesCrutch (Director's Cut) 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Eben Gordon, Rob Moretti, Juanita Walsh, et al. Directed by: Rob Moretti