Definition funny of Crutch:

urbanA thick piece of paper or tagboard used in the mouth piece of a joint to support the paper and faciliate easy smoking of said joint.

urbanDamn nigga! You better put a crutch in that little prison J so we can smoke that bitch 'til the wheels fall off it! "I take sacks to the face whenever I can, don't need no crutch, i get so keyed up, 'til the joint be burnin' my hand" -Luniz, "I Got 5 On It"

urbanA crutch is a figure of speech that describes something that is used as a surrogate or substitute for a more ideal solution or approach, as in the use of medical crutches as an assistance device for walking. The term also implies a degree of habitual laziness.

urban"A debugger is a crutch for programmers too lazy to add proper logging to their applications." "Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."

urbanDeathly pre-evolved devices with the purpose of aiding one with an injured leg, knee, ankle, etc. May cause drowsiness, sweating, and result in massive upper-body strength. ultimately, makes one look like a badass god/goddess capable of surviving any difficult circumstance.

urban'that guy's on crutches? he must be a menacing thug!' 'i get the best crack from people on crutches.' 'that girl gave the greatest head i've ever had. i was blindfolded, but she was obviously on crutches.'

urbanA girl or boy who uses a friend of the opposite sex for comfort when there boyfriend/girlfriend are fighting with them. Then once everything is over, they become non-existant again


Songs about Crutch:

songsCrutch Field Tongs by The Dillinger Escape Plan from the Album Miss Machine

songsThe Crutch by Gil Scott-Heron and Jamie xx from the Album We're New Here

songsCrutch [Explicit] [Explicit] by Theory Of A Deadman from the Album Scars & Souvenirs [Explicit]

songsCrutch by Matchbox Twenty from the Album Mad Season

songsCrutch [Explicit] by Field Mob from the Album 613: Ashy To Classy

songsUp On Crutches by The Sea and Cake from the Album Everybody

songsThe Crutch by Gil Scott-Heron from the Album I'm New Here


Books about Crutch:

booksCrutches by Kate Hershberger (Mar 8, 2013)

booksCrutches by JeVon Thompson (Aug 1996)

booksPee Wee Scouts: Cookies and Crutches (A Stepping Stone Book(TM)) by Judy Delton (Jun 1, 1988)

booksHuman Crutches by Damon Ferrell Marbut (Jun 30, 2014)

booksThe Little Apostle on Crutches (Classic Reprint) by Henriette Eugénie Delamare (Aug 11, 2012)

booksOne Month Carb Detox - how I escaped the crutch of white carbs in 30 recipes (and how you can too) by Tori Haschka (Sep 1, 2012)

booksCrutches by Peter Hartling, Wendell Minor and Elizabeth D. Crawford (Oct 19, 1988)


Movies about Crutch:

moviesCrutch (Director's Cut) 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Eben Gordon, Rob Moretti, Juanita Walsh, et al. Directed by: Rob Moretti

moviesKathy Griffin: Whores on Crutches 2012 NR - Runtime: 44 mins Starring: Kathy Griffin Directed by: Paul Miller

moviesCrutch 2011 R - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Directed by: Rob Moretti

moviesCrutch 2005 R - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Crutch Directed by: Rob Moretti

moviesCrutch Vs Spear 2006 -

moviesHow to Help Someone Who Uses a Wheelchair: Including Walkers, Crutches and Canes - Runtime: 32 mins

moviesGuaizi Broken Spear -


Wiki information Crutch:


A crutch is a mobility aid that transfers weight from the legs to the upper body. It is often used for people who cannot use their legs to support their weight, for reasons ranging from short-term injuries to lifelong disabilities.

Coming of age Film, Film, Netflix Title

Crutch is a 2004 autobiographical coming of age film written and directed by Rob Moretti.