Definition funny of Crohn:

urbanOne bitch of a disease. Common in causing messed up stomachs, but can in fact be used as an excuse for anything possible.

urbanWhy didn't you do your homework? I have crohns. Why did your mom die? She had crohns. How'd your dad get so smart? He has crohns.

urbanvery painful intestinal disease that lasts a persons entire life. depending on severity the person can be on a small amount of medicine to a large amount of pills plus an IV injection every 2 months.

urbanHe was going to chill with us tonight but his crohns started to flare now he can't get off the toilet.

urbanAn English verb meaning "to release flatulence", which can be applied to people with Crohn's disease. These generally cause extremely foul odors and are known to stimulate symptoms in unfortunate bystanders that can range from minor heart attacks to death. Those who crohn are advised to isolate themselves for at least two minutes before making any human contact, but four hours is the physician-recommended amount.

urbanOh, this smells, did someone shit themself? Ugh, it's awful, it smells like someone crohned! David it was you! DAVE YOU CROHNY MOTHERFUCKER You've doomed us all David! ugh...umm...ssss...sss...gioagh...blaargagoighghga... Oh no, guys, Donny's having another seizure-heart attack from the smell. He's not gonna make it! See what you've done to use, you monster! You evil, Crohn's infected monster! Guys... I'm sorry... it's my condition... Warn us next time! For the love of all that is sacred! Why, Donny, why?!


Songs about Crohn:

songsBy Torpedo or Crohn's [Explicit] by Why? from the Album Alopecia [Explicit]

songsBy Torpedo Or Crohn's by Why? from the Album Almost Live From Eli's Live Room

songsCrohn by Ander Duque from the Album Animals

songsCrohn Syndrome [Explicit] by Pathways from the Album Everything Has Changed [Explicit]

songsCrohn's [Explicit] by Toy Devils from the Album It's Ugly...But Is It Art? [Explicit]

songsCrohn's Disease by Glitchmoduck from the Album The Public (Volume 1)

songsCrohn's Disease by Awesome from the Album Turning Ladies Lesbian Since 1986


Books about Crohn:

booksCrohn's and Colitis For Dummies by Tauseef Ali and David T. Rubin (May 28, 2013)

booksThe First Year: Crohn's Disease and Ulcerative Colitis: An Essential Guide for the Newly Diagnosed by Jill Sklar and M.D. Manuel Sklar M.D. (Apr 26, 2007)

booksUltimate Crohn's Diet: Overcoming the Pain and Stress through Healthier Living (Crohns, Diet) by T.H. Drummond (Oct 3, 2014)

booksCrohn's & Colitis Diet Guide: Includes 150 Recipes by A. Hillary Steinhart and Julie Cepo (Apr 11, 2008)

booksCrohn's Disease Diet and Cookbook by Joseph Newburg (Jun 28, 2011)

booksCrohns Diet; #1 Crohns Diet: How To Create A Crohns Free Lifestyle Through Diet And Nutrition (Crohns Disease,... by Alicia Taylor (Jun 12, 2014)

booksCrohn's Disease and Colitis: A Completely Healthy Guide to a Pain Free Life (Healthy Digestion, Digestive Disorders... by Matthew Jones, Crohns and Colitis (Jan 8, 2014)


Movies about Crohn:

moviesLearning about Crohn's Disease 2009 NR - Runtime: 28 mins Directed by: (c) Information Television Network

moviesChildren's Hospital Boston Family Health Education Series- Growing up with Crohn's Disease: What Every Family... 2009 -

moviesLearning about Crohn's Disease 2007 -

moviesLearning about Crohn's Disease 2010 - Runtime: 27 mins

moviesA Patients Guide to Understanding Crohn's Disease -

moviesInflammatory Bowel Disease: Diagnosis and Management of Crohn's Disease and Ulcerative Colitis 1998 -


Wiki information Crohn:

Crohn's disease
Disease or medical condition, Risk Factor, Disease cause, ICD-9-CM Classification, Cause Of Death

Crohn's disease, also known as Crohn syndrome and regional enteritis, is a type of inflammatory bowel disease that may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus. Symptoms often include: abdominal pain, diarrhea, fever and...

Burrill Bernard Crohn
Physician, Influence Node, Person, Academic, Deceased Person

Burrill B. Crohn was an American gastroenterologist and one of the first to describe the disease that now bears his name. Although the description of Crohn's Disease is by far his most famous accomplishment, Dr. Crohn had a long career both as a...