Definition funny of Cottam:

urban|Cot - tam| adj. - Derived from the Latin 'Cottaminous' which loosely translates to; 'utter fucking slut bag'. The term was used up until the late 1300's which would be chanted by a watching crowd as the newly suspected whore was whipped, stoned, spanked, penetrated, spooned, choked, donkey-punched or scissored. These acts were performed by 3 'punisher's', one of which would finally carry out the old tradition of burning the condemned slag. Which of the punisher's to do this was decided by the act of soggy biscuit. Except instead of a hob-nob they performed upon the head of the prosecuted Cottaminous. This was a popular, public exhibition before one whore that was to be condemned - Laurus Cottamus (1642-1691) - rewrote history by being the first bitch to really love this shit. Cottamus took everything the prosecutors could throw at her until they were worn out. But Cottamus just wanted more and more. A sudden addiction lead to a violent rampage, resulting in many deaths and mangled private areas of both men and women. To this day, Cottamus' descendants still walk among us with similar whore-ish characteristics. They are not easy to spot and will deny any such accusations regarding their slutty nature.

urban"I wouldn't go near her if I were you, she's a total Cottam"


Songs about Cottam:

songsBaby 3000 (Cottam Remix) by Robotalco from the Album Baby 3000

songsCircus(Cottam Remix) by Heion from the Album So Much Soul Remixed Part 2

songsCup of Tea (Cottam's Ruff Treatment) by Al Gobi from the Album Pueblo Grande

songsFake Bitches (Cottam Remix) by Mark E from the Album House Slippers Remixes

songsIn The Burg (Cottam Mix) by Jamie L from the Album Paper Cuts #2

songsIn The Burg (Cottam Mix) by Jamie L from the Album (What We Saw) In The Burg

songsIre (Cottam Re-Mix) by The Don Isaac Ezekiel Combination from the Album Soundway Remixed


Books about Cottam:

bookse-Study Guide for Introduction to Political Psychology, textbook by Martha L Cottam: Political science, Political... by Cram101 Textbook Reviews (Mar 28, 2014)

booksCottam: Webster's Timeline History, 1500 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Jun 11, 2010)

booksContemporary Authors: Biography - Cottam, Francis (1957-) (Mar 8, 2005)

booksLetters of Catharine Cottam Romney, Plural Wife by Jennifer Moulton (Mar 1, 1992)

booksWhy Hurry Through Heaven: A Biography-Memoir of Dr. Walter P. Cottam by Maxine Martz (Jun 1999)

booksIntroduction to Political Psychology: 2nd Edition 2nd (second) Edition by Cottam, Martha L., Dietz-Uhler, Beth... (0100)

booksCottam's new illustrated book on cage birds: their necessary food and care, together with valuable formulae for... by Cottam (Aug 17, 2011)


Wiki information Cottam:

Cottam power stations
Project focus, Location, Structure

The Cottam power stations are a pair of power stations, located on the River Trent at Cottam near Retford in Nottinghamshire. The larger of the two is a coal-fired power station, which was commissioned in 1969 by the Central Electricity Generating...

Brad Cottam
American Football Tight end, Person, Measured person, Athlete, American football player

Bradley Joseph "Brad" Cottam is an American football tight end formerly of the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League.